Chapter 1

CURSE OF THE DREADED CHOCOLATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yum,Yum,Yummmmm",Shippo said happily snacking on something from a plastic bag that Kagome had given him.The bag was huge,bigger than he was,and filled with something that was obviously very good.

"What'er you doing you little twirp?",Inuyasha asked from across the hut,wishing Kagome would come back so they could go somewhere and he could escape that infernial munching!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Actually he was at the point where he didn't care who came he just needed someone to watch Shippo so he could escape,he just secretly missed Kagome.

"I'm eating my treat",Shippo said,shoveing another bite into his small mouth."What is that crap anyways?",Inuyasha said,eyeing the brown stuff cautiously,"looks like crap to me".

Shippo cringed."No way,this tastes much better,Kagome wiuldn't give me crap to eat you baka",Shippo said teasingly."it's brown and warm and gooey..""sounds like crap to me" " Well it's not you moron! it tastes good,it's sweet and sugary and gives you energy!".

Inuyasha looked at the bag.it was huge,where did Kagome get all that anyways.He glanced down at the pudgy little kitsune on the floor."If he eats anymore of that,i'l be able to roll him like a ball",Inuyasha thought.He smiled at that thought,Shippo soccer sounded fun.He wasn't sure if it was,considering that all he knew about soccer was a bunch of people tried to kick a ball around.If Shippo was the ball,that was still pretty fun sounding!

His attention turned back to the bag of food.'What if it really is as good a Shippo says' Inuyasha thought,suddenly overcome with an urge to get some of that sugary stuff."hey pipsqueak,toss some of that my way",Inuyasha yelled at the little fox.Glareing menacengly,Shippo shook his head no."Your mean to me,I'm not gonna give you any!Kagome gave this to me!!!!",The pissed little Kitsune remarked.

Inuyasha scowled.How could that squirt talk to him like that?"I said gimme some!!!",Inuyasha demanded,shooting a menaceing glare at Shippo.Shippo shuddered.Why did Miroku and Sango choose now to go somewhere?Clutching the bag furriously,Shipo refused."NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO",He protested.Now Inuyasha was really getting pissed off.He stood up,walked over,and picked up the bag. Kicking the protesting fox out of the way,Inuyasha ran of to eat his prize."Damn",Shippo mutterd," I MISS MY CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!". Then he caught sight of a village woman with some Botan rice candy,and instantly forgot about his chocolate ( for the moment ) and ran off to use his cuteness to get the treat.

Inuyasha was fineally content in a place far enough away so that Shippo couldn't find him.He looked at the stuff in the bag."Now what is this crap?",Inuyasha asked out loud,still not quite covinced that it wasn't actual crap.He picked up one of the bars,wrapped neatly in blue paper,and ripped of paper covering as he had seen Shippo do about a million times.He looked at the brown rectangle in his hand.'Ok,now i'm sure this isn't crap,but what is it?",he asked himself.he sniffed at it.It smelled good,like Shippo had said.He took a bite.Shippo had been right about the taste!!!!! IT WAS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!

He swallowed and quickly shoved another bar in his mouth!!!!! Shippo was also right about the energy part.When he stopped to take a breath after about 20 bars,he was really really hyper. He jumped around some tree branches.After a few minuets,his addiction to the chocolate got the better of him.He ran back to his origanial branch,and continued shoveing chocolate in him face.20,30,40,50,pieces,60 70,80,90,Then he stopped.He was getting WAY,WAY,hyper!!!!! Bouncing off the walls hyper.And he figured now he would be able to use his new found energy to bring Kagome back,or at least annoy her till she came back willingly.So,leaving his chocolate behind,he bounced of to the well.

Shippo sat happily in the hut.He was alone,and eating Botan rice candy.Lots of it.The women had been very,very,very,kind.They loved the adorable kitsune!!!!

Back at the well,Inuyasha jumped through to Kagome's time.

Tap Tap Tap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome turned and looked at the window."Inuyasha?",she said,looking at him questioningly,"What'er you doing here?"."ImheretobringyoubacktomyerawithmesoicangetShippooffamyback!!!!!",He said quickly."What?",she asked,.

( A/N: that was - Im here to bring you back to my era with me so i can get Shippo offa my back!! )

"Youheardwhatisaidnowc'mon!!!!",He insisted. "No",she yelled",I hafta stay here I have things to do".Kagome was surprised at being able to understand what he had just said,but didn't really care at the moment. "Whynot?!!" "Cause I'm busy!", "Whatdoyouhaftado?", "My homework and the dishes,k?" "Isitgonnatakeyoulong?", "Not very if you would lemme do it!", "Finebutwhenyou'rdoneweregoinggotthat!!!","Yes! now go wait somewhere!" "finefine!",Inuyasha sighed,going downstairs to the couch.Hyper as he was he managed to sit down quietly and watch t.v,squirming in his seat like a little kid.After about an hour though,he started to fell kinda icky.He started to get really,really,tierd.He also had a splitting headach and his stomach was killing him."Ugh",He groaned,rolling over on the couch so that he was laying on his back."What's wrong with me",He asked himself.He glanced in the direction of the stairs.They were throuh the doorway and to the left.He considered getting Kagome,but he didn't fel like getting up."Besides,he convinced himself,"She was really ticked off,she probably is to mad at me to care".So with that in mind,he closed his eyes and fell asleep on the couch.

"Inuyasha?",Kagome murmmerd,looking at him.he was now laying on his stomach with a pillow over his head."Inuyasha,wake up,i'm done,we can go now". "Ugh",was all she got in response."Inuyasha get up!",She said shakeing him.He opened his eyes and groggily sat up."Wada ya want?",he asked half heartedly,his eyes looking vauge and elsewhere."We can go now",She repeated."Uh,okay",He sighed,groaning a little as he forced his protesting body up."Inuyasha",Kagome said looking at him,"Are you ok?".He didn't awnser,just flopped back down on the couch."Inuyasha",she whispered,placeing her hand on his forehead."You'r burning up",She said pulling back her hand quickly."Yeah,I ain't feeling to hot",He murmmerd,almost in a whisper."Okay,what's wrong?",She asked him,sitting down next to him.He leaned back,and closed his eyes."My head is splitting,my stomach is killing me and I feel kinda nuasus",he groaned. (A/N: is that how you spell it,or is it neasus.you know,like gonna throw up )

She put her hands on the back of his head,creeping up to his ears,and started to scratch them."Well,why are you sick?",She asked him,"Do,ya know?". "No,all I did today was eat some of Shippo's candy,get a sugar rush,and start to feel bad",He moaned,sinking down deeper in to soft cushions of the couch."Shippo's candy!",She said,looking kinda worried."mm-hmm"."Inuyasha,that was chocolate,dogs arn't sopposed to eat chocolate,how much did you eat?".'I dunno,about 120 bars",He murmmerd,putting a hand o his head."120 bars,Inuyasha,5 would make you sicker than sick! Why did you eat so ,much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!","Uhggg",He groaned,holding his head tighter in pain,"Quit yelling",He pleaded."Oh,i'm so sorry",She whispered,rubbing his back lightly."I'm gonna go get you some medacine or something",She said,heading to the kitchen.