I own nothing but this fic.

I'm having to switch my chapters to story mode, because script mode isn't allowed anymore. I'm sad to announce that until I finish rewriting the chapters, there won't be any additional chapters. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Tales of Edphonia

Chapter 1: Double D's new invention.

It's another typical day in the cul-de-sac, Sarah and Jimmy playing, Kevin riding his bike, Johnny and Plank swinging on the swings, Nazz lounging, and Rolf tending to his chickens. At Double-D's house, Danny, Jack, Lugia, and the Ed's are listening to Double-D, as he unveils his new creation. Double-D is standing next to a large object covered in a large sheet.

"and that is why this invention is so scientifically acceptable.", said Double-D, as he finished talking about his invention.

"Um, Double-D could we just get to the point already.", said Danny, who was getting tired of Double-D's yapping.

"Yeah, come on, I got people to scam and jawbreakers to buy.", said Eddy, impatiently.

"And I must watch my horror movie. The Return of the Brain Muncher Zombies 4 Brain Munchers A Go Go.", said Ed.

"Shut up Ed!!" yelled Eddy.

"Gravy!!" said Ed, in his usual dopey tone.

"Very well, Gentlemen, I give to you.", said Double-D as he ripped off the sheet to reveal a large machine with several buttons, a monitor, and two openings on opposite ends. "The Game Teleporter."

"What does it do?" asked Jack while scratching his head.

"This machine upon activation will separate your molecules and allow you to pass between the actual reality into the world of virtual reality and vice versa." Said Double-D.

Immediately everyone had a thought bubble with a question mark above their head, except for Ed who had a picture of buttered toast.

"What did he say Danny?" asked Lugia.

"I don't know, I'm confused." Said Danny..

"And I'm Ed." Said Ed.

Danny and Lugia just sighed at Ed's stupid comment.

"Do you speak English Double-D?" asked Eddy.

"Um, this machine will allowyou to enter a game and interact with the characters." Said Double-D.

"Sweet, can I try?" asked Jack excitedly.

"Yes, but first we need a game." Said Double-D.

"I've got just the one; I'll be right back guys." Said Danny.

Danny quickly ran back to his house and came back carrying a small wooden box, with a dragon carving on top.

"Get ready for the greatest game ever made." Said Danny as he opened the box to reveal a Tales of Symphonia game case. "I present to you, Tales of Symphonia."

"Cool box, Danny." Said Ed.

"Well, let's load it in." said Double-D, as he inserted the game disc into the machine.

As soon as it was inserted, the monitor turned on and a list of all the places in the game appeared.

"Well Jack, where would you like to go?" asked Double-D.

"Take me to Iselia." Said Jack.

Double-D then pushed a button on the control panel and the machine made a soft humming noise, and the openings lit up.

"Please step inside Jack." Said Double-D.

Jack then stepped inside the teleporter and was taken to Iselia.

"Now if you'll turn your attention to the screen, we can see Jack." Said Double-D.

The monitor then flashed and showed Jack walking through Iselia. Jack was in the town square wandering through.

"Can you guys hear me?" asked Jack.

"Loud and clear." Responded Double-D, who was talking into a microphone, next to the monitor.

"Hey, Jack head inside the schoolhouse and see if Raine is there." Said Lugia.

Jack responded and walked into the schoolhouse to see Professor Raine Sage teaching a class.

"Now for the next question…Excuse me but who are you, and what is with the strange clothes." Said Raine, as she noticed Jack.

"Quick, Double-D pull me out." Said Jack.

The machine made a humming sound and Jack appeared back inside the machine.

"That was an experience." Said Jack.

"Me next, me next." Said Ed, as he raced towards the machine.

Ed ran over and picked Jack up.

"Pardon me Miss." Said Ed.

Ed then put Jack down and went inside the machine.

"Where shall I send you Ed?" asked Double-D.

"North to Alaska." Said Ed, with a goofy smile.

"Oookay." Said Double-D, confused as to why Ed said that. (I wonder the same thing.)

"Send him to Meltokio." Said Danny.

"Right." Said Double-D.

Double-D pushed the button and sent Ed to Meltokio.

"Take me to your leader, for I am Ed, bringer of bacon." Said Ed.

The rest of the group watches as Ed does his usual stupid stuff, and they all start laughing hysterically.

"That lump is cracking me up." Said Eddy.

Eddy then accidentally trips over some wires sticking out of the machine, and knocks the loose.

" Eddy please be careful around this machinery, now put those wires back." Said Double-D, angrily.

"All right, all right. Sheesh, you're worse than my mother." Said Eddy.

Eddy starts putting the wires back in, but puts them in the wrong way, and the machine starts sparking and making weird noises.

"Eddy, what have you done?" said Double-D

"What?" said Eddy.

Just then the machine started emitting a weird energy field.

"What the hell?" Said Lugia, shocked.

The energy field starts spreading out and engulfs Jack, Danny, The Ed's, and Lugia. The energy field then spread out to the cul-de-sac, engulfing everyone in sight.

To be continued…

To those wondering who Jack and Danny are, and where Lugia came from, please read the EE&E story "The New Guy" by Stickerbush. It will explain everything, eventually.