A/N: I didn't take my stories off, for you reviewers who were wondering. They were taken off. I think that I've fixed the problem, but if Spongebob meets Spongesally gets taken off again soon, I'm not putting it back up. Sorry for any inconvenience!
Me: Hey y'all! This is my third fic. Check it out!
Spongebob: What's a fic?
Me: A fanfiction story.
Spongebob: What's a fanfiction story?
Me: (getting ticked off) A story you put on the internet, like this one.
Spongebob: What's the internet?
Me: (going red in the face) Spongebob!
Spongebob: (laughing) Just kidding! Aren't I funny?
Me: (cracking knuckles in attempt to forget about violence) Oh, veeerrrry funny…
Spongebob: (beaming with pride) I know.
Me: (ignoring Spongeterd's laughter) Well, here is my story, I hope you like it.
Spongebob meets Spongesally
Chapter 1
'Patrick, what do you want to do?' asked Spongebob as he trailed his finger through the dirt on the ocean floor.
'Uh,' replied Patrick.
'I'm bored, aren't you, Patrick?' Spongebob asked.
'Uh,' was Patrick's only response.
'Should we go to the fair again even though we've already been there 13 times today?'
'Uh,' drooled Patrick.
The sound of horrible clarinet playing filled the air.
'I've got it!' screamed Spongebob as he leapt into the air. 'Let's go visit Squidward!' At that Spongebob marched off towards Squidward's house.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Squidward answered the door, took one look at Spongebob and slammed it shut.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Squidward started playing his clarinet again.
Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Spongebob was pounding on the door now.
'What?' demanded Squidward as he yanked open the door.
'Can you visit with me?' asked Spongebob hopefully.
'No,' snarled Squidward as he slammed the door.
Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock!
'Spongebob! Go away!' moaned Squidward as he opened the door once again.
'I want to visit with someone,' confided Spongebob.
'Go visit with Patrick!' snapped Squidward as he slammed the door.
'Good idea. Thanks, Squidward!' yelled Spongebob as he turned around and raced off to find Patrick in the same place as before, still drooling.
'Uh,' said Patrick as Spoongebob ran up to him.
'Hi! Should we go jellyfishing?' asked Spongebob.
'Uh,' replied Patrick.
'Should we go to my house?' asked Spongebob.
'Uh,' drooled Patrick.
At that moment, horrible clarinet playing filled the air.
'Let's go visit Squirdward!' exclaimed Spongebob as he took off in the direction of Squidward's house.
Fish guy that appears on Bikini Bottom news: Will our heroes ever get out of the circle they are going in? Will Squidward ever get to play his clarinet in window-shattering peace? Send some reviews for the next chapter, and you'll find out!
Spongebob: What ever. It's better with Mermaidman and Barniclebay. I like the review part, though!
Fish: Thanks. I thought it was pretty clever.
Me: (snorted coke up nose) You? Clever? Ha! It was all my idea, anyways. I told you to say it in the first place!
Fish: No! I made it up!
Spongebob: Can I make it up?
Me and fish: (heatedly) No!
Fish: We have to settle a thing. I'll announce it in the next chapter!
Me: No, I will!
Spongebob: Can I?
Bang!
Whap!
Me: (innocently) I wonder why Spongebob and fish-flake-face are unconscious on the floor. Well, review and then I'll put up the next chapter.