Yes, I know Selene didn't have a brother, I was just adding it because it fit so well with the whole Anna and Velkan thing.

Chapter 3

A shopping mall main area is visible. All is normal and as it should be until…

Voice: OMIGOD! THIS IS SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!

Anna and Selene are in a very girly store. Van Helsing and Michael are standing outside and look less than pleased. The girls continue to giggle and bounce around. They come running out and dump their purchases on the guys.

VH and Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

The girls go tearing off into another store.

Van Helsing looks at Michael from under a box.

Van Helsing: I wonder what they're doing back at the thumb wrestling match?

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Dracula gets really close to beating Viktor but Viktor sneaks out of the bind.

Lucian looks over at Dracula.

Lucian: Don't worry man, you'll get him next time.

Dracula: wh00t!

Viktor: I thought you hated vampires.

Lucian: Yeah but I absolutely love it when someone beats you at something! WHOOOOOO! I'M A SEX MACHINE! VROOM VROOM! I HAVE A SEXY SPLEEN VROOM VROOM! I WILL MAKE Y-----

Until the point when he was interrupted Lucian had been doing the white girl dance on a table. Hirujuku girls had come out and danced around him. Love, Angel, Music, Baby hurry up and come and save me.

Erika holds a piece of paper under Lucian's nose.

Lucian: What's this?

Erika: A copyright notice.

Lucian: Ahh.

He shoos off the Hirujuku girls and gets off the table and sits down next to where Dracula and Viktor are thumb wrestling.

Velkan sits down next to him. He's giggling. Lucian cocks an eyebrow.

Velkan: Guess what?

Lucian: What?

Velkan: I found this vampire outside and guess what I did to him?

Lucian: I dunno.

Velkan starts laughing as Kraven walks into the room, he's completely naked except for the duct tape that covers his body and his head. It's obvious he's chewed through the tape around his face, crotch and legs. He looks pissed, probably even moreso at the sign tied to his head which read: In Soviet Russia, Penis Ejaculates You!

Lucian falls off his chair laughing. Viktor and Dracula collapse into a fit of laughter but make sure to maintain their wrestling.

Lucian hugs Velkan.

Lucian: I claim you as a member of my pack.

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