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Narrator: Six contestants, trapped in a sauna: Gnocchi Blokey; Kyle Rostenson (a.k.a. Totally Kyle); Mr. Oldman; Melody; Sternum; and Sheila. They're competing for a million dollars. You know how it goes, but I'll tell you anyway. Anyone who steps out of the sauna will be disqualified. The last one in the sauna wins one million dollars. That's how the game is played on Stranded.

Table:

Gnocchi Blokey

Kyle Rostenson

Mr. Oldman

Melody

Sternum

Sheila

Gnocchi: I am Gnocchi Blokey. I to be winning this contest.

Sheila: Dream on, Italian job! If anyone's gonna win this thing, it'll be ME.

Kyle: Hey, you dudes wanna hear a story?

Sternum: Do I not want to hear a story?

Kyle: Um...okay. Um, one time...I like...entered a contest...to win a million bucks...and I like...got trapped in a sauna...and then I like...told this story...to the other contestants.

Sheila: That's your story?

Kyle: Pretty good, huh?

Sheila: Uh, no.

Melody: I thought it was wonderful.

Kyle: You did?

Melody (dreamy): Yeah.

Romantic music starts. Kyle and Melody stare at each other dreamily.

Sheila: You guys okay?

Sternum: Are they not okay?

Sheila: Shut up before I slam your head against the wall, weirdo!

Mr. Oldman: These children are making me cry!

Sheila: I'll make you cry until your eyes are plaid unless you shut up, old man!

Mr. Oldman: It's Oldman, not old man!

Sheila: That's it! Where's a toilet?! I need to flush a few heads!

Mr. Oldman: Why am I bothering to do this?! I'm retired!

Mr. Oldman runs out the door.

Sheila: One down, four more to go!

Table:

Gnocchi Blokey

Kyle Rostenson

Melody

Sternum

Sheila