Mayhem under the Mistletoe – 1 – Stay… or leave?

Note Hi everyone its me again! Ha, yes this is a new story that I am writing. It is my Kim Possible ( late ) Christmas story ((blush)) Anywho, this one is going to be really sweet and I hope you enjoy it. I am still working on Obession and Year 1904! So please read and review and I shall update shortly! Happy Holidays

"Ahhh tomorrow is Christmas Eve; I hope we don't run into the darn Possible's like we did last year!" Grumbled a man with a light blue face and a thin scar that ran down underneath his left eye. He had wild spiky black hair and had a white T-shirt on that said across it "the world shall someday be mine!". His name was Dr. Drakken and around this time of the year, he could be rather known as 'Dr. Grinch.'

"Don't be a puss either this Christmas or I will maul you to death. Sounds pleasant huh?" Snapped a woman who was twirling her long silky black hair. Her eyes were emerald green and her face was shaped like the bottom of a light green heart. Her nose was pointy and her lips were always yapping something nasty or sarcastic to her boss. The woman wore a light green top and baggy black cargo pants.

"You? Maul me?! Oh Shego that is good, real good." Dr. Drakken, Shego's boss laughed as he sat back and kicked off his leather shoes in his swivel chair, as she looked up at him with a nasty expression.

"Neither of us like this time of the year and neither of us ever get along. I don't know why I haven't quit on you already." She muttered silently as she quickly flipped a page in her 'Time' magazine.

"Excuse me?" The Doctor said giving her a look, only hearing the end of her quiet sentence as she shook her head as if he was hearing things.

"So, what is my gift this year?" Shego asked him in a voice that was… calm and sexy.

"What do you want this year?" He asked her putting his arms behind his head and rested on them casually.

"To give you a lap dance," She teased and his eyes got big and he suddenly got nervous as she got up from her chair and put the magazine back in the basket in which she retrieved it from.

"Are you serious?" He asked, as his voice suddenly became a nervous quiver.

"What do you think?" Shego said in a seductive voice as she slowly leaned on his table. She knew she was playing with his balls already.

"Um, well I don't really know…" He started now his toes curling in his socks on the warm carpet beneath him. Drakken had never really received any real action from a woman before, and besides he did think of Shego as just a friend and his assistant… but was he really sure?

"Ha! In your dreams. The day I sit on your lap and give you head is the day I blow my head off!" Shego laughed evilly as she rolled her eyes and Drakken growled at her.

"I don't know really… a raise?"

"In your dream's Shego!" Drakken said getting up out of his chair very offended, by him teasing her and her right hand then suddenly turned into a light green flame and she growled.

"Fine!" Drakken said jumping back into the chair and squealing like a baby in fear, "A raise it is!"

"Buts that's not alllll." She laughed, seeing he was scared knowing she could really maul him into pieces when ever she wanted.

"I want…." Shego started as suddenly the phone rang and Drakken jumped and she snickered.

"Hello?" Drakken said as his voice crackled in the normal way.

"Drewbie sweet heart is that you!?" Giggled a woman's voice and Drakken sunk farther into his chair. 'How bad can this night get?!' He thought sadly as he responded to his mother.

"Yes Mother, it's me, your favorite little Drewbie!" Drakken whispered with slits for eyes as Shego howled with laughter and walked into their kitchen to get a snack.

"How are you? Oh was that your little girl friend? Are you to going to have a little fun under the mistletoe Christmas Eve?" Mrs. Lipsky, Dr. Drakkens mother chuckled and Drakken sighed and rubbed his sore tired eyes.

"No mother. Shego is not my girl friend, she is not my wife either, and she is just my assistant on my radio show and a friend… sometimes."

"Sometimes!? What do you mean sometimes?" She said confused getting a little worked up. Mrs. Tabitha Lipsky was a small pudgy lady with large puffy red, more to the pinkish colored hair woman. Mrs. Lipsky was obsessed with her son. She would always call her baby boy and check on how he is doing or what he is doing and who he was dating. Almost every time poor Drakken would have to answer her annoying and nosey questions, they were all 'no I am not with some one, and yes mother I work for a radio show!'.

"Shego and I argue a lot mother, it's a complicated relationship," Drakken sighed sadly wishing right then and their Shego was giving him a lap dance, since he really needed some happy feeling throughout his body right now, since he was all tight and stressed.

"A – Shego will never fall in love with me, B – We will never produce children and C -, Shego and I will never make out with her under the mistletoe!" Drakken huffed.

"Calm down Drewbie, don't give me a stroke while were over the phone!" His mother huffed back and he rolled his eyes again.

"Now your father says hello, he is watching the 6 o'clock new. It's suppose to snow today and through out Christmas!"

"That's not the reason you called though is it mother?" Drakken said with a sharp tone to his voice, the kind no mother likes to hear.

"If you were here right now Drew Theodore Peter Lipsky, I would spank your behind until it was holly red!" She scolded and Drakken leaned back in his chair and made insulting, but funny faces at the phone while her ranting voice sang through.

"Sorry Mom,"

"The reason I am calling is because your cousin Eddy is going on his Honeymoon for the next week and you are to take care of your niece, Rebecca!" Mrs. Lipsky cheered, as Drakken's heart stopped and he nearly dropped the phone.

"W-what?! Eddy and Fiona broke up!? I mean, got a divorce?!" Drakken chocked. His cousin Edward Martin Lipsky, was the black sheep of the family, according to him and mother,

"Yes, it was quite sudden, and I just got off the phone with him and he is going out of town for the next few days, he is engaged to some new biker chick! Ugh, he is so sleazy! I can not believe he is a Lipsky! Well anyway honey, he asked YOU predictably to watch his daughter while he goes away."

"Oh god." Drakken groaned as felt tiny beads of sweat form around his temples.

"I guess she can come. But mom, I am going to murder Eddy when he gets back! He knows I don't do well with kids! I don't even have any of my own! I work alone! Well, with Shego, but that's not the point!" Drakken said getting angry.

"She is eight years old and is a doll. You saw her last at the last Lipsky family reunion. Besides, she loves you, remember she wouldn't let go of your leg?" Mrs. Lipsky laughed and Drakken grunted as Shego walked back into their lab with a grill cheese that she had quickly made.

"Oh how can I not remember?"

"So you will watch over her? Drew she loves you, and besides its Christmas! I shall call you in two days, Rebecca should be arriving tonight actually, so good luck, and if you need me, you have my number!"

"I love you mother,"

"I love you to sweetheart. Early Merry Christmas and tell that nice lady Shego I said hello!" She said as she hung up her own phone and Drakken did the same.

"I have news." Drakken started as he tapped the tips of his tiny finger tips together quickly and looked off into space, but with a serious expression upon his face.

"Which would be?" Shego asked,

"My cousin Eddy, he is going on his Honeymoon with his new wife and leaving his daughter with us for a week."

"What!?" Shego said nearly dropping the plate as bits of cheese came flying from her mouth.

"Yesssss. I am not that happy about it either." Drakken grunted, just like the Grinch would.

"How old is she, and what is her name?"

"Rebecca, Rebecca Lipsky, and she is eight years old. Looks like we are going to be parents this Christmas." Drakken said exhaling lots of air from his tight lungs.

"Ok now do N.O.T. say that, that will make my sandwich in my stomach come up and it will be on your face if you say it again!" Shego threatened.

"What the part of us being parents? Its possible Shego, all we have to do is go up to the bedroom and,"

"No!" She screamed jumping up as the plate beneath her bashed on the ground, and spinning into a million pieces, but neither adults herd the noise.

"Forget it blue boy, you are playing 'daddy' on your own. I am going on vacation again." Shego said as his face became even bluer.

"What?! What the hell do you mean you are going on vacation….again?"

"I went on Vacation last Christmas, remember? That was the night you got drunk and made me dance around singing stupid Snow man Hank songs! Ah! I hated it! Then I had to drag you up your damn stairs and tuck you into bed since you passed out in front of everyone! You were singing with the dogs for crying out loud!" Shego said getting red in the cheeks and Drakken burst out laughing and got up.

"Good times, Shego… good times, I remember you holding me the best you could. God you're so good with your hands." He growled as he came towards her and she then walked up to him and smacked him across the face. Drakken then raised his 'one' eye brow and crossed his arms and looked at her, breathing a bit heavily from the hard smack.

"Your right I deserved that,"

"Damn right you did!"

"And it hurts a lot to,"

"Good!" She screamed.

"And it's going to hurt more when you leave me with my second cousin to deal with. I already gave the henchmen their gifts. I sent them all down to Jamaica to hopefully find dates for crying out loud! Please stay and help me. Please? I will give you anything you want for Christmas, or after Christmas… anything!" Drakken then pleaded as his big black eyes got big and he dropped to his knees and wrapped his manly arms around her tiny legs. Shego nearly collapsed because he had such a tight grip but he would always catch her fall. "If you get the hell off of me, I'll stay." Shego huffed as he smiled and cried in glee jumping up and she brushed herself off.

"Oh Shego thank you so much, and yeah, I guess I did deserve that slap." Drakken said rubbing his left check which was now a light pink and it felt like a brush burn.

"Yes you did, oh and Dr. D?" Shego said as she started to leave the room and then slowly turned around,

"I am not going to help you; I just fooled you so you would get off me! Sucka!" Shego laughed as she shook her head laughing as hard as Drakken clenched his fists.

"You little liar, you." He growled angrily.

"I know I am, hey… I'm S-h-e-g-o, remember?" She laughed again as she ran up to her room and started to pack for her real vacation.

Pacing down in his private lounge, Dr. Drakken just wanted to explode with anger and tears. How could this happen! First of all, he wasn't good with children and second he never really thought of having any of his own. Even though, sometimes at night, while he rest happily in his bed, he would dream of having a son and laughing with him and teaching him how to become a scientist and to take his place when it was time.

Sitting down in his large black and brown leather chair that had rubbed spots where his hands would go, since Drakken was most of the time stressed he would rub his hands on the leather and it calmed him down. Waiting patiently and yet breathing heavily in an oh so tenderly way he dared to look to his right and out his window. Taking a gulp he did and he for first time in the whole day, he smiled to see it was snowing! Tilting his head up to get a better look, he saw that the snow was falling down rather quickly and it was rather deep. Dr. Drakken and his sassy assistant Shego, had decided to move their location :: lair:: for this time of the Season. They moved up to North Eastern Middleton, not to far from Kim Possible, their 'arch foe'.

'I can't believe that I am going to be playing 'daddy' for a whole week. I shall not survive!' He thought as he slapped his left hand on his blue forehead and shook it and moaned in a soft cry.

'I hope Eddy brings her gifts because I didn't get her anything this year… ok now I feel horrible.' Drakken thought some more, as his cheeks became rosy from his intense blushing. "Well, I will give her Commodore Puddles then." Drakken laughed to himself as he got up from his chair and paced some more.

Upstairs, Shego was packing every piece of clothing that looked best on her that she owned and was squeezing it into her enormous suite case. It looked if you were with her, that she was leaving Drakken for good, but she was only going on Vacation.

"Maybe I should stay and watch my boss suffer with a child….nah!" Shego thought out loud and then laughed again. 'Why am I being so bitter!?' She thought as she then slowly packed her two piece swimsuit into her bag. 'I mean, I was really harsh down there to him… maybe I was too harsh? Maybe I should stay, I mean Drakken from what he has told me has never really had interactions with children… she might get hurt.' Shego then thought flopping down on her bed and biting her index finger.

Taking an extremely large breath she got up from her bed and slowly pulled out her outfits and threw them back into her messy closet and pounded her hands on her temples and let out a small scream.

"I have to do this… for him… just this once… oh god." She muttered again angrily as she zipped up her empty case and hurried over to her dresser and fixed her long black hair and put on some glossy black lip stick, making her self looking sexy. Grabbing her bag, she whipped around her neck her long silky black scarf and slowly cracked open her door and tip toed down the stairs and noticed Drakken wasn't there.

'He is in his lounge.' Shego knew as she propped her empty black suitcase with thin light green stripes across it down the front, near their front door and hurried down stairs to his lounge. Typing in his code, the door shot open and Drakken jumped up and spun around.

"Shego!" He gasped surprised to see her,

"How in the world did you get my secret code to my room? This is my room, no one else is aloud in here. Ok, maybe you are, but that's about it!" He said nodding his head as he then noticed out sexy she was looking.

"I am actually… going to get on my way, and I was wondering to borrow your phone?" Shego hissed as she walked in and waved her hair a bit and he froze getting nervous again, and then suddenly had a sudden flash back….

"Brrrr cold weather, perfect for cuddling! Late?" Shego said in her most seductive voice as she cuddled quickly, brushing against Drakkens chest and handed him a warm cup of coffee.

"Erm, I like Late, but to the cuddling… maybe later?" Drakken gulped nervously as he dropped his glass and he stumbled back nervously into his swivel chair as Shego got big eyes and her lower lip started to quiver.

"Why?"

"Well, actually it's because…its because your freaking me out that's why!" Drakken said as she then turned his chair around quickly and started to run her fingers around his neck. Drakken started to breathe heavily and started feeling feelings that he never had felt before, especially towards Shego.

"Awww poor Dr.D, so stressed from all this workie workie." Shego said sweetly as she started to massage his neck and he was melting away from all the pleasure she was giving him.

"Uh I sometimes do burn the candle... oh a little to the left, Ahhh Ahhh." Drakken said as he was now really going to melt. She was being so sexy and seductive to him, that he wanted to just turn around and kiss her!

"Sounds like someone needs a little breakie-poo." Shego then said leaning down and whispering in his right ear seductively as Drakken then froze and gulped, knowing what she meant.

"B-Breakiepoo?" He gulped as she then grabbed his hand and squealed,

"Don't mind if we do!" And hurried him out of their lair and into town. Drakken was panting hard as she drove like a wild woman to get to the Children's park, and she kept blowing him kissing in the back seat. At first when she said 'breakiepoo' he thought, she meant the other kind of BREAKIEPOO.

Shaking the memory out of his mind he nodded as she walked by and then spun around again.

"Now where did I leave my suite case?" She said as she came up to him and wrapped her arms around his neck.

"What are you up to?" Drakken said raising one eye brow as she then suddenly pressed her lower body against his, and he nearly died with shock!

"Well, I am just trying to tell you that…" Shego started as she leaned her full body against his as he started to quiver and get sick thoughts in his head,

"That I am not going away this Christmas…. I am going to help you with your niece." Shego said then stepping back, leaving him with big eyes and sweaty palms.

"W-What? What's the matter with you? Are back on those Modulator chips?" Drakken said praying she wasn't as he hurried behind her and she pulled her hair back from her neck as if he was going to put a necklace around her.

"Nope, see nothing there."

"What about somewhere else on your body? I might have to check." Drakken asked curiously, as she slapped his hand,

"Don't even think about it!"

"I wasn't planning to." He snickered as he jumped back into his chair in joy.

"So If you are really going to give up your Christmas and stay with me and help me with my niece, then why did you want to come down to use my private phone and go get all of your stuff ready as if you were going away?" Drakken asked.

"Oh just to play mind games with you." Shego laughed as she took off her black scarf and put it on his, for once in his life, clean desk.

"Its cashmere, if you want it… you can have it, Merry Christmas." Shego said nodding as she then started to leave his room as suddenly his black phone rang and both nearly jumped.

"Are you going to get that?" Drakken asked to Shego who was looking at him to pick it up.

"What now, am I your slave, maybe I should go on vacation?"

"NO!" Drakken cried, "Ill get it."

"Good boy." Shego then muttered as he got up and answered it. Within minutes a small and evil smile came upon Drakkens face and he spoke into the receiver, "Oh I'll tell her, care to tell her yourself?"

"Tell me what?" Shego said walking over to him as he put out his hand and she stopped.

"No, well alright, I shall bare her the news. Good bye." Drakken said as he dropped the receiver back down on the hook and smiled looking at her trying not to laugh.

"It was for me….right?"

"You're the only woman in the lair, and yes it was for you. It was your eldest brother, Hego."

"Hego!?" Shego chocked, "What in Gods name dose he want?"

"Well, ill tell you this first, you wouldn't be going on vacation anyway because of his call."

"What do you mean?" Shego gasped her hands now getting tight and she could almost feel the flames about to come out but she just continued to breathe heavily.

"They are all going away for the holiday and well, your nephew is coming tomorrow, Mego is dropping him off… you have to watch him."

"What the :: beeeeeeeeeeeep ::"

"Shego! I told you not to curse in my lair!" Drakken said leaning over her as if he was her father, "This is my home and you live in it, you follow my rules,"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah I know Doctor Drakken, your rules are like so special if you break them in every lair… but Little Jimmy!?" Shego said wanting to faint.

"I hate my nephew!" She said as she then collapsed in his chair.

"I didn't even know your brothers had children. I mean, did I miss one; the time I saved you from what was his name? Aviariousa?"

"Aviarious, no 'a' at the end of his name. But yes, I do have an older brother… older then Hego." Shego said rubbing her temples as Drakkens mouth dropped.

"Surprising huh? We never talk about Rupert, or Neola."

"Rupert and Neola? Isn't that like some kind of store?"

"No you dope!" Shego snapped at him now getting an extremely big head ache.

"Rupert is my older and biggest brother. He is 2 years older then Hego and oh damn is he proud," Shego said rolling her eyes as she continued. "Neola is his 'so not beautiful wife.' They fell in love on our first mission. Rupert powers are to melt things. She was a victim and was being held hostage, I was suppose to save her, but my older brother threw me out of the way I suppose to save my life from a falling boulder and then she flew into his arms. The moment they saw each other they knew it was destiny. So they settled down and had a baby boy, who is my nephew, Jimmy." Shego said finally finish and Drakken who was still surprised to know she was an Aunt, just smiled and nodded.

"So, dose he call you 'Aunt Shego?'" Drakken teased.

"Yes and its not funny! I don't want an Aunt, I hate kids… and oh god, don't even say the word mother."

"All it takes is for us to go up to the bedroom and…." Drakken started again trying not to roar with laugher as she screamed with anger and blasted a jolt of green flames from her hands right next to him but he didn't even flinch. Breathing heavily he just shook his head and looked at her.

"I have grown up Shego; you don't scare me all the time. So I guess we both will be taking care of two little kids this Christmas… this will be something." Drakken said shaking his head, because he had know idea what was in store for both of them…