Summary- Squall is an stripper/prostitute at night, but during the day he is a normal waiter. Seifer takes an interest in this new waiter. Squall shies away, but why? When Seifer finds out will he be able to save Squall from his dangerous job or even from himself? What happens when Kiros and Laguna enter the plot? You'll See.

Pairings- SeiferxSquall(main), KirosxSquall, NidaxSquall, OthersxSquall (implied), maybe some RaijinxFujin, IrvinexSelphie.

WARNING: All chapters are being re-betad by SFA. It may take a while so bear with us.There probably will be some errors, especially in spelling, in later chapters! Also NC-17 material as well as Anal,Rim,Oral,Non-Con,Yaoi,Het,Violence,Language.

Chapter one: Dude Looks Like A Lady

Seifer's POV

I wiped sweat from my brow as I walked to my locker, just finishing the first half of my work day. I'm a construction worker. I walked through the contruction site to the table that held all the water, towels, and other things we could use on break. I reached for a towel nodding to the other workers there two of which were my best friends Raijin and Irvine.

Raijin was a large, black man, 21 years of age. The same age as Irvine and myself. His girlfriend has a diner down the street and we usually go there for lunch. Irvine is the tall, thin, pretty boy type. He's also bi. Irvine is single (because he flirts to much to keep a steady relationship.) I run the towel I picked up over my blonde hair and down my arms wiping away the dirt and sweat.

Personally I like men, the real pretty ones, women are okay, but ever since I dated Rinoa Heartilly I haven't been to interested.

"Are we goin' to Fujin's, ya know?" Rajin asked picking up a cup of water and downing it in one gulp.

"Yeah" I replied tiredly.

"Then let's go I'm hungry enough to eat a horse!" Irvine said putting a hand on his stomach.

We started down the road to Fujin's, the sidewalks were busy this being Esthar, shopping utopia. Esthar was quite beautiful. The streets were very clean, no litter in sight. I remember when I first moved to Esthar I was amazed at the technology and cleanliness here. The citizens were very polite but since the city opened up to the rest of the world the city became crowded with many tourists and foreign people moving here, yet, somehow the place is still as beautiful as before. I was pulled from my thoughts when Irvine nudged me with his elbow to get my attention.

"Hey, look at that chick! She has the nicest ass!" He said pointing toward a group of three walking ahead of us. The girl in the middle had tight black leather pants on that molded to her ass nicely, not leaving much to imagination. She was built with lean muscles and not short but not exactly tall either. She had medium chocolate hair that was about chin length the back reaching the nape of her smooth neck and her bangs seemed to fall into her eyes.

I couldn't see her face but I had no doubt in my mind that she would be pretty. She was walking with two companions one a boy with spiky blonde hair that reminded me of a chicken. He was bouncing around punching the air, he also had a really bad taste in clothing, I already didn't like him. The other was a short girl with brunette hair to her shoulders that was flipped up. She was rather skinny and was wearing a short yellow dress bouncing slightly.

Of course Irvine being Irvine had to whistle like a jackass. When it didn't get their attention he walked up to them and slapped the two girl's asses "Nice, ladies, nice!" He purred squeezing their asses.

Immediately they turned around the shorter girl had a look of shock on her pretty face. She had emerald eyes and a pretty smile which she showed off when she started to laugh.

"Squally! He thought you were a girl!" She squealed looking to the other girl.

I quickly turned to look at the other girl….and sure enough he was guy. He was quite pretty, as I expected, what intrigued me the most was his stormy blue eyes.They looked like the ocean does during a storm, a endless blue void. He was definitely a pretty boy with his lovely eyes, high cheek bones, longish hair, and pouting pink lips. He was glaring quite effectively at Irvine at the moment not even intimidated by Irvine's towering height.

"Sorry.." Irvine said looking sheepish rubbing the back of his neck.

"Whatever." Is all the beautiful boy said.

"I didn't mean…..but from behind you looked…well you know what I mean." Irvine said laughing nervously eyeing the rather large gun blade strapped at the brunette's hip.

"How dare you insult my friend!"Said the blonde boy suddenly bouncing from side to side whilst shadow boxing trying to look intimidating.

"Shut up chicken wuss!" I said making up the name out of nowhere. I really didn't like this guy.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" He yelled. He was turning quite red and he literally shook with anger. I smirked.

"Calm down Zell, your doing exactly what he wants you to." Said the brunette boy calmly.

"Humph! Fine, but if you ever call me that again…" Chicken trailed of starting to shadow box again.

"So Chicken wuss, what are you doing? Swatting flies?" I just couldn't help myself.

The tattooed blonde started to turn red again but before he could say anything Squall looked at him and shook his head. Zell unfortunately started to calm down again.

Squall turned to me and glared, and I've got to admit he was quite scary. I smirked then gave him a once over exaggeratingly, trying to piss him off, but he just ignored me like he was used to it. Which he probably was.

"Come on, let's just go." Said the hyper girl wearing the yellow dress. Squall and Zell nodding turned and started to walk again.

"Good one Irvine." I said sarcastically as we started to walk again still behind the two brunettes and the chicken.

"Well, he still has a nice ass, so does the girl." Irvine replied smirking. Oh no, Irvine's never going to leave the poor girl alone if he ever sees her again.

"I think they're going to Fujin's too, ya know." Said Raijin watching as the group ahead of us walked toward the café. This should be fun.

Squall's POV

We walked into Fujin's café taking a table. I just got a job here yesterday and my friends came by so I took an early lunch. Today was my first day and so far the only bad thing that happend was the fact that some cowboy thought I was a girl. I frowned. Did I look like a girl? Maybe it's my hair?Do I walk like a girl?Was it the way I dressed? Somebody tapped me on my shoulder I looked up it was my manager Xu, She pointed to the clock.

"Your break is over and we have some regulars coming in soon that I need a you to wait for." The brunette smiled. I nodded and moved to stand up waving goodbye to my friends as they stood and left.

I walked to the back room of the café where the owner was doing some bills. She looked up at me and nodded.I waved back lazily, the silver haired girl doesn't talk much and I like that.

I walked to my locker and hung up my jacket then carefully set lion heart at the bottom of the locker. I reached for my blue apron putting it on over my clothes. Adjusting the name tag that said 'Squall' on it. I closed the locker and walked out.

When I emerged from the back room I noticed a new group occupied the table by the window in the far right corner of the café. I frowned noticing that it was the cowboy and his friends. I walked up to them looking at the pad of paper I pulled out of my pocket and asked them what they would like to order.

"Hey, it's you….Squall right?" Said the cowboy. I nodded and asked what they would like to order again. They ignored my question, "Sorry about the little mix up really!" Said the auburn haired man. I sighed shifting my weight slightly from one foot to the other, I was starting to get annoyed at the cowboy. The man seemed to notice and quickly ordered his lunch. After writing it down I looked to the black man and wrote down what he ordered.

Then I looked at the blonde. I couldn't help but notice how handsome he was. His eyes were emerald going with his blonde hair nicely, he seemed to be built rather well. I noticed he also carried a gun blade a different model then mine, it look longer but lighter as well. Bringing my eyes back up to his face I noticed him looking at me smirking. I quickly looked down at the paper in my hands blushing.

"What would you like?" I asked.

"You." He said, I looked up my eyes widening in surprise. "Excuse me?" I said surprised.

"I said I would like to have you." My blush deepened "Well I'm sorry but there doesn't seem to be any 'you' in the menu." I retorted sarcastically. He chuckled. "In that case, I'll take the special for today." He said smiling. I glared turning quickly to give the cooks their orders. I had a sickenig feeling that they were the regularsXu was talking about.

Nothing else really went on, the blonde didn't say anything else to me, but he did leave a nice tip. I could always use more money. The reason I took this job was because my night job didn't exactly pay an exceptional amount of money. I wish I could quit but I can't afford it if I want to go to college. I sighed as I put my apron back into my locker collecting my jacket and gun blade. Tonight was going to be a long night.

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