Behind the scenes with the cast of Inuyasha
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Host: Hello, we are going behind the scenes with the cast of Inuyasha. We will find out what
Really happens when the camera isn't on them.
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Inuyasha is talking to Miroku when he sees Naraku:
Inuyasha: What the hell are you doing here?
Naraku: I'm part of the show. Remember me? Evil villin.
Inuaysha: Ohh yeah.
Naraku: Whatever. Lets just get this over with.
Director: Places everyone. Now Inuyasha, I want you and Naraku to do the fight scene. Action!
Naraku: Die Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: (pulls out the Tetsaiga) Not today! WINDSCARE!
Sesshomaru: (through the megaphone) CUT!
Director: What the hell are you doing? It says right here in the script that Inuyasha uses the Tetsaiga on Naraku.
Sesshomaru: I want to be the one who kills Naraku!
Director: I thought that you wanted to kill Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: I do, but I want to kill them both.
Jaken: (From nowhere) You better be good to my master!
Sesshomaru: Do what you want. I'll be in my dressing room if you need me. (steps on Jaken when leaving)
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:Backstage, Kagome and Kikyo are getting ready for their scene:
Kagome: I wonder what Inuyasha would say if I told him how I felt.
Kikyo: Who cares! He doesn't love you anyway.
Kagome: Does too!
Kikyo: Does not!
Kagome: You're just jealous because you know he wants a meal and not an appetizer.
Kikyo: Yeah well, (thinks for a minute) why have the boot-leg copy, when he could have the original version.
Kagome: you were just the rough copy he messed up with. I'm the final and better draft. (Kikyo leaves the room pissed off)
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On stage: The director tries to shoot a scene with Sango and Miroku.
Director: Take 20, and this time Miroku, DON'T TOUCH SANGO'S BUTT!
Miroku: Sango, will you bare my child?
Sango: (sweat drops) Umm.. I don't think that's part of the script.
Director: It's not. And why did you say that anyway?
Miroku: You said not to touch her butt, so I didn't.
Director: Yeah, but I also meant to follow the script too! I can't do this anymore. Next scene.
Sango: (to Miroku) If I get fired because of you, I'm going to kill you.
Miroku: Don't worry about that Sango, I'm sure that my wind tunnel will suck me up someday.
Sango: (tears in eyes) Ohh miroku, I didn't mean it that way. I don't want you to die.
Miroku: Then will you bare my child?
Sango: NO!
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:Inuyasha goes to get Sesshomaru for their fight scene:
Inuaysha: Come on, we have to do our scene.
Sesshomaru: (inside dressing room) I'll be there when I want to be there.
Inuyasha: And that is?
Sesshomaru: when I feel like it.
:Inuaysha waits for Sesshomaru to get ready. Kikyo sees Inuyasha, and walks up to him:
Kikyo: Inuyasha, you know that I love you.
Inuyasha: (acting cool) Yeah whatever.
:Kagome runs up to Inuaysha:
Kagome: Inuyasha, I love you!
Kikyo: Don't believe her. She is lying!
Kagome: Am not!
Kikyo: Are too!
Sesshomaru: (behind his door) :to Inuyasha: Why don't you just pick one?
Inuyasha: Why should I pick?
Sesshomaru: So they will shut up!
Inuyasha: Can't I just be a pimp?
Kikyo & Kagome: NO!
Inuyasha: Fine, then I pick Kagome.
Kikyo: (pretend sadness) Why?
Inuyasha: Because she is real, and you're just play dough.
Kikyo: What's play dough?
Inuyasha: I don't know. It's this clay stuff that Kagome's brother was playing with the other day. It tasted pretty good.
Kagome: (sweat drops) You're not supposed to eat it! But thanks for picking me over that clay thing.
Inuaysha: whatever…. Hey, I wonder what Kikyo tastes like.
:Kikyo runs away:
Kagome: want to find an empty room?
Inuyasha: (smiles) Okay. This is another reason why I like you over Kikyo.
Kagome: SIT!
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:3 hours later:
Director: Where the hell is everyone?
Koga: Yeah, I've been waiting for that mutt to show up, so we can get this scene over with!
Director: Inuaysha and Kagome are missing, Sesshomaru is with his peeps, and Kikyo is locked in that fake door over there. (Director walks over to Kikyo)
Kikyo: I'm not coming out. Umm.. Could you walk on the other side of the wall? (director walks around the corner) Good. As I was saying, I'm not coming out!
:Sesshomaru comes back form signing autographs:
Director: (insane by now) You're late! (begins to beat Sesshomaru to the ground)
Black guy from nowhere: Hey man! The brother only has one arm!
:Kikyo comes from behind wall:
Kikyo: You only have one arm?
Sesshomaru: Duh.. Couldn't you tell when you can see one hand and not the other? I wasn't playing peek-a-boo with them.
Kikyo: Aww.. You poor thing!
Sesshomaru: (begins to cry) I know. I liked my arm, but then inlays cut it off.
:Inuyasha walks in:
Inuyasha: I'm ready!
Director: where were you?
Inuyasha: Having a good time! (whispers in Director's ear)
Director: Ewww… I can't take this anymore! I quit! (walks away)
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:Naraku and everyone else walks in:
Naraku: Great! Now I can unleash my evilness!
Miroku: No you Won't (sucks Naraku up in his wind tunnel)
Sesshomaru: See Kikyo, I didn't even get to kill Naraku!
Kikyo: You poor thing.
Host: Well, that about wraps up or show for now. Bye everyone!
Inuaysha: I'm getting tired of you. Windscare! (kills host)
Kagome: That wasn't nice Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: So what.
SIT…… SIT…..
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well i hope that u guys liked it.. i dont know how funny it was.. but i tohught it was pretty funni!