A/N: I need a break from myself. I will not write how I usually write in this story. I would have posted this story before Christmas, but the uploader thing wouldn't work. I hope you like it anyways.

Chapter One: Harry Discovers Christmas

"Lumos…. Lumos… lumos…" Harry says to the presents under the tree. "Lumos… lumos!"

The spell is not working properly.

"Lumos!" he says, and his wand makes a big light so he can see all the presents. "Hooray!"

"POTTERRRRRR!" Uncle Vernon shouts, thumping down the stairs.

Oh no! Harry will be caught by the evil Vernon! So he wraps himself with wrapping paper. Don't forget the bow, Harry!

"Hey, where is Potter?" Vernon asks, scratching his head. "I guess he is not here. Besides, all of the presents are accounted for. Even that really lumpy one that is poorly wrapped. Good night, tree."

Phewy, that was a close one for Harry! Once Vernon leaves, he unwraps himself. "Ooh, what is it?!" he asks, unwrapping himself. He gasps. "It's me! Oh I shouldn't have!"

Merry Christmas!

Aw, sorry, Harry. Looks like that was just a hallucination.

Harry wakes up. "That was a good dream." He looks around. He is in the Slytherin Common Room. "Wow, what exquisite drapes… wait a minute!" he exclaims, realizsing what is out of place. "They aren't pretty!"

"Potter, you skank!" Draco Malfoy scolds him.

"I'm not a skank!" Harry protests, wrapping a bedsheet around his naked form.

Draco starts swearing. When he is done, he asks Harry a question. "What have you done!"

Oh no! While Harry was dreaming about Christmas presents, he was actually passed out from an inappropriate episode with Draco!

What will he do???

A/N: To be continued. Now flame it!!!