Disclaimer: Sailor Moon is not mine it belongs to Naoko Takeuchi
Also Totally Spies is not mine either it belongs to Marathon
Totally Sailor Moon
By Tuxedodude
Chapter 1: In The Land Down Under
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SYDNEY AUSTRALIA 2:30 AM........
Guard #1: (yawning) This is so boring mate, I wish someone would try and break into the museum just so I can taste a little action.
Guard #2: Careful what you wish for, it may come true.
Guard #1: So what, it's better than being in here all night doing nothing. (A shadowy figure sprints behind them but they don't notice)
Guard #2: Look, I've got a family waiting for me back home mate, and I would like to be with them for many years to come.
Guard #1: You are such a softie you know that mate? (They hear a noise) What was that?
Guard #2: Probably that "excitement" you've been waiting for. (They go and investigate) Nothing out of the ordinary.
Shadowy figure: On the contrary, something is out of the ordinary.
Guard #1: What in the world.......? (He sprays them with a mist, which causes them to become disoriented) Now if you'll be so kind to help me take these great works of art.
Guards #1 and #2: We hear and obey.......
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BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL 12:00 PM................
Clover: I am like so totally excited about my date with Ron Edwards tonight; I've been looking forward to it all week.
Alex: I know, that's all you've been talking about.
Clover: Well when it comes to Ron, that's all there is to talk about. (Stars appear in her eyes)
Sam: You know Clover; we could talk about other things, like the upcoming biology test.
Clover: Don't worry I've got it covered, tonight I'm going to do a cram session after the date, I'll be ready for it no problem. (Suddenly the floor opens up)
Clover, Sam, and Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (They land on a cushion)
Sam: You know Jerry; you have got to find an easier way for us to get in here.
Clover: Yeah like a teleporter ray or something.
Alex: Yeah "Beam me up Scotty" (Sam and Clover just stare at her) Heh heh..... I'll be quiet now.
Clover: So Jerry, what was so important that you had to interrupt our discussion of my date with Ron? (Sam and Alex just give a sweat drop)
Jerry: Well girls, it appears that a museum in Sydney was recently robbed of all its priceless artifacts.
Alex: That doesn't sound so strange.
Jerry: It was robbed by the guards who work there.
Alex: Okay that's strange.
Jerry: What is very unusual about this case is that guards have no recollection of what they did.
Sam: So you want us to investigate this robbery.
Jerry: Yes, now for the gadgets....GLADIS?
GLADIS: You will have the jetpack backpacks..... the laser lipstick...... the just sticky enough gloves....inferred sunglasses...... and our newest gadget the universal translator, with this gadget you will be able to communicate with anyone around the world.
Sam: Like if someone only speaks Spanish, we'll understand them, and he or she will understand us?
Jerry: Exactly. (Pause) Well, good luck girls. (The ceiling opens up and it creates suction)
Clover, Sam, and Alex: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (They get pulled up though the ceiling)
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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA 6:47 PM...........
The girls have disguised themselves as tourists
Alex: Why do we even need a translator, everyone here speaks English.
Man: G'day mates
Alex: Most of them anyway. (Sweat drops)
Clover: Um sir if you'll excuse us we have some uh.... tourist things to do. (The man walks off)
Sam: Okay here's the museum, lets search for some clues.
Clover: Yeah the sooner we crack this case the sooner I'll be able to get to my date with Ron. (Sam starts analyzing the area with her infrared sunglasses)
Sam: That's strange.
Alex: What is it Sam?
Sam: According the police report the two Guards robbed the museum right?
Clover: Yeah, so?
Sam: Then why am I picking up a third pair of footprints?
Alex: That is so weird.
Sam: That's not all I'm picking up. (Pause) There seems to be some residue on the floor. (She picks some up with a cotton swab) I'm sending this to Jerry so he can analyze it.
Alex: Well it looks like that's all we can do here for now.
Clover: All right, then let's get back to Beverly Hills so I can get to my date.
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GIRLS DREAM HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS 7:30 PM.........
Clover: Well, how do I look?
Alex: Clover, you look fabulous.
Sam: Yeah, I'll bet you'll knock Ron of his feet....only one little problem.
Clover: What do I have too much mascara?
Sam: No the biology test.
Clover: Don't sweat it Sam, like I said, I'm gonna cram for it when I get home. (Suddenly the wall opens up) OH NO DON'T TELL ME WE'RE GONNA GET...... (They get pulled in) WHOOPED!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile the doorbell rings.....
Ron: Hello Clover, I'm here for our date?...... Clover?
TO BE CONTINUED
Wow why would they get whooped, and don't worry The Scouts will make an appearance in Chapter 2: Tokyo or Bust.
Till next time