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My new story will come out on Friday. I'm just updating this today because I'm off… today… my district sucks… no offense, district.

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Ok! Scratch that! Skip the long villain plan and dive in to the Titans vs. TV show villain fight!

AgentM: Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

Hold on, OC!

AgentM: What?

I think we should switch to regular writing mode instead of script mode.

AgentM: Why should we do that?

Because… It's easy to write battle scenes like that. Remember Tournament of Heroines?

AgentM: Oh yeah. That other story I was never in.

Yeah… anyway… I'm not doing script format.

AgentM nodded. "Very well," she replied.

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Robin glared at the horizon where there was a bit of sunlight peering over the land towards the east. Before him stood Slade's apprentices, and beside him stood his titans. This was the great clash of the cartoons.

Prepare yourself.

Robin started first, bounding towards the two villains closest to him. He prepared his long metal pole from his suit and came charging at Zuko, the fiery apprentice. To his surprise he was greeted with huge blows of fire.

Luckily, he dodged these quickly and came to strike again but was held back by the barrage of attacks by Shego's plasma fists.

The two flames started beating Robin mercilessly.

"Wow," he could only exclaim. "You guys are good."

"I've had the best training," Zuko muttered.

"Self-taught," Shego proclaimed proudly.

Robin breathed heavily as swear poured from his brow.

Things were going to get warm.

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"Robin!" Starfire screamed and sent a flash of green starbolts towards Zuko's way to help Robin. To Zuko's aid came the three Rowdy Ruff Boys who ran up to Starfire and fisted her right in the jaw. Starfire was taken aback by the attack from the three cute children but her eyes and fists became green once again. To her surprise, the Rowdy Ruff Boys began to cover their fists with energies of red, green, and blue as well. Starfire struggled to parry these blows of energy with her own starbolts.

"You seem very skilled for young children," Starfire gasped in the tiny second she could take a breath from the blows.

"You fight good for a grown-up!"

Starfire flew up to enormous height, but the boys joined her. Apparently, the skies weren't safe either.

Streams of colored light beamed from their eyes and clashed with the beam of Starfire's.

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And so they continued their sky-born battle while Raven watched from below.

"This has gone far enough," muttered Raven as her own fists grew black as pitch and her mind calm for the battle.

"It has indeed," came a statement from behind.

Raven turned to find Yami Bakurra and Malik Ishtal.

"You want to see real shadow sorcery, mortal?" asked Yami Bakurra with the ring around his neck glowing gold.

"I am no mortal," said Raven.

Yami Bakurra chuckled and Malik smiled, the rod he clasped started to glow as well. Then, a rush of sweeping darkness billowed from out of their millineum items and filled the entire battle arena.

"I see you have summoned the shadow realm…" Raven said failing to mask her interest. "I've heard only the great sorcerers from Ancient Egypt could do that."

Malik held up a dueling card as huge monsters began to appear before Raven. "Wow. You've done your homework."

Raven smiled. At least to her this was going to be fun.

"Let the Shadow Game begin…"

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A few paces from her, Beast Boy was already into his battle with Anti-Cosmo. The anti-fairy was very clever… far too clever for Beast Boy. In the blink of an eye, he was able to jinx several items around Beast Boy, perform intricate curses, and transform just as well as Beast Boy could into his animals.

"So what exactly are you anyway?"

"I'm an Anti-Fairy, silly boy."

"Well… you're kicking my butt pretty hard for a tiny fairy."

"Yes, it seems I am."

Beast Boy transformed into a huge green dinosaur while Anti-Cosmo became a blue dragon.

"I'm also not limited to mere animals."

"Oh, yeah?" Beast Boy yelled. "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EXTINCT!"

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And Cyborg was dueling the cybernetic genius, Mandark, who controlled his very own robot. The two robots crushed each other to bits.

"Yo! I'm not losing to a nerd!" Cyborg screamed as he crushed through the robot's interior.

Mandark thrusted Cyborg off of him and smiled.

Cyborg ignited his sonic cannon and sent a stream of blasts to Mandark who parried these blows with his metallic hand, melting and flaking off from touching the stuff.

"You're efforts are futile, droid," screamed Mandark.

"Yeah, and I'm gonna shove that pocket protector down your throat!"

Mandark gasped as from behind one of the blasts Cyborg leaped and threw himself onto Mandark and ripped the machine covering him apart.

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Robin screamed in agony as he tasted the rush of fire shoved into his stomach by a kick. His clothes were severely burned, if he wasn't gently lined by titanium he would have died.

'I can't overpower them…' Robin thought to himself. 'And they are way more advanced in their martial arts than me.'

"This is battle is a waste of time! You're no comparison to the skill of the Avatar!" shouted Zuko.

"Avatar this. Avatar that. You've giving me a headache," groaned Shego.

Shego bent over and picked up Robin firmly by his shirt.

"I'm going to make you scream. I'm going to make you beg. I'm going to make you cry, little boy," taunted Shego. "But that is what will be a waste of time, because I would have already ripped your limbs apart."

Robin looked up with his bruised face. "Can't I just say one more thing?"

"Spill."

"There's an explosive on your back…"

"W-WHAT!"

Ka-Boom.

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The three rowdy boys were not as strong as Starfire, but there were three of them.

And that was a horrible, painful disadvantage.

If Starfire blocked the blows of one, the other would come from behind and deliver a punch that would have broke an Earthling's back.

If she held down one, the other would come sending thousands of blasts of colored energy raining down on her.

"Are you ready to say 'uncle?'" asked Brick.

"I will not say the 'uncle' for you have not defeated me yet!"

'Such naughty boys,' Starfire thought. 'In my home planet such behavior would require the use of the box of a thousand needles.'

"Well, C'mon! Get up! It's not fun if you're dead!" Brick chuckled.

Starfire smiled.

"What you children need is a good TAMARAN-STYLE SPANKING!" she screamed and rushed towards Brick.

Before he could react, Starfire grabbed Brick by the ear with the mite of an elephant and threw him down onto her knees. Then, her hand glew burning green and she proceeded to whoop the boys HARD!

Like HARD-HARD!

Like-their butts became concave-HARD!

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"Azarath-Metrion-ZINTHOS!" Raven screamed as she sent a blast of shadow at "Dark Necrophia."

The duel monster just dodged and the two Item-holders laughed.

"She's actually doing pretty good, huh Bakurra?" said Malik.

"Indeed…" replied Bakurra.

Raven gasped for air. The darkness was particularly strong… hence the term "shadow realm." It was engulfing her by the second, swallowing her in.

But if she just kept a clear mind…

"Ahg...!" she screamed as another horribly ugly looking monster attacked her. It… It bit her. It just bit her! Creatures from a child's card game were coming alive from cheap cardboard and bit her! This infuriated Raven greatly.

Raven stood up and wiped the blood trail down her chin with her sleeve. These shadows may be powering their monsters, but it was also doing loads for her other side.

"Just so you know…" spoke Raven in a soft tone. "I know exactly what it feels like to be you. To have split personalities… other sides… taunting voices in your head licking at your ears…"

And her eyes began to glow red… and an extra pair open up on her forehead as well.

Yami Bakurra gave a disgusted frown. "For your information… I am that other side."

Dark Raven chuckled. "Pardon me…" she said smiling.

And she lashed out at the monsters. Teeth and claws.

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Beast Boy and Cyborg weren't fairing so well…

Beast Boy was getting beat up by a fairy.

Cyborg was getting beat up by a nerd.

Fans everywhere chuckle…

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"And who will the winner be?" AgentM smiled at Slade.

"I don't know. It's a pretty tough battle."

"Well, I think that is really all up to the writer to decide."

"Yeah, yes it is."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…so who's going to win?"

"It's up to the writer, and by the looks of things… she can't make up her mind!"

"You're kidding!"

"No, I'm not."

"You can't be serious! If the writer can't make up her mind, I can't successfully beat the Titans!"

"You snooze you loose, Kwazi…"

"No, this can't be happening! Why is it so hard for the writer to finish?"

"Because… she likes both sides!"

"That's impossible! What's going to happen to the fic!"

"I guess she's just going to continue letting me Punk'd people…"

"Nooooo! No! No! No!"

"Kwazi… life's tough. Get a helmet."

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Aww… gee. I'm not really sure what to do. I'm finishing the villain part of this story. I don't know if I'm going to continue this… It'll just be… y'know… when I feel like it?

I'm sorry I leave you all hanging.

I love the Titans.

And I love these villains.

If you like, you can tell me who do you think should have won which battle…

I'd love to hear your opinions.