Disclaimer: I don't own Inu-Yasha.

Chinese Princess: Hi everyone! Sorry that I didn't update this story for a LONG time, it's just that someone had reported as an abuse. Geez! They should just leave our stories alone! We're the one who made it up, that's why it's call FANFICTION! Anyway, I've decided to start all over with Inu-Yasha, so on with it!

Know Your Stars 1: Inu-Yasha

"Know your stars..."

"Know your stars..."

"Know your stars..."

"Inu-Yasha..."

"...Is part human and part cat demon..."

Inu-Yasha, who was strapped unto a chair, yelled, "WHAT? I'm not part cat demon! I'm part dog demon!"

"Right..." The mysterious voice man sarcastically said, and continued:

"Inu-Yasha..."

"...Is really in love with Kagome's cat, Buyo..."

"I'm not in love with that fat cat!"

"Oh yes you are..."

"NO, I'M NOT!"

"Whatever...moving on..."

"DON'T IGNORE ME!"

"Inu-Yasha..."

"...Is planning on marry Buyo..."

Inu-Yasha's eyes began to twitch. "Would you quit it about that cat already?"

"No...now you know Inu-Yasha...the part human and part cat-"

"THEY DO NOT!"

C.P.: Well, that's all for now! Please review!

B-Chan77: (appears out of no where) Yo! What about Shippo-Chan?

C.P.: Oh yeah... (hands her Shippo) Here you go!

B-Chan77: YEAH! (hugs him)

Shippo: O.O Can't breathe...