Snodgrass: Hello, all you sweet hearts, and faithful readers! Here is another poem, A-B-C thing that we wrote during church! I hope you like it and don't review us too harshly. Love you! (kisses and hugs all round)

Winkle: Sir what makes you think they want hugs and kisses from you?

Snodgrass: Can't you ever shut up!

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A, is for Aragorn our future king and friend,

B is for Boromir who met a tragic end.

C is for Celeborn a disrespected elf,

D is for Denethor who went and killed himself.

E is for Elrond whose battle days are done,

F is for Faramir the sweet, but unloved son.

G is for Gandalf, the wielder of secret fire,

H is for Haldir, who fear and respect doth inspire.

I is for Ithilien where Faramir now lives,

J is for Joy, something Sauron never gives.

K is for killing which brings much grief and sorrow,

L is for Legolas with elven knife and longbow.

M is for Merry a hobbit strong and stubborn,

N is for Nimloth an elleth dead and long gone.

O is forOsgiliath, its defenses were a fluke,

P is for Pippin a fool of a Took

Q is for Quendi, for those who speak with words,

R is for Radagast who is kind to beasts and birds.

S is for Samwise, Frodo's burden on him took,

T is for Tolkien the author of the book.

U is for Undomiel, her life's grace she gave,

V is for Valiant if you're feeling strong and brave.

W is for warg, a dirty evil beast,

X is for extra's who on catering did feast.

Y is for Yrch, whose past is quite gory,

Z is for zebra that isn't in this story.

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Our poetry is badly rhymed

Our pose's are even were,

But we never claim perfection

And we never curse.

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While during church we wrote this down

Instead of paying attention

We thought of you, dear reader

And are now in detention.

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So review quite sweetly

And pay us our just due,

For we loved it all along

And wrote it just for you!