Okay, okay, because some of you are dying to know what happened to Naruto at the mercy of Kimi, Neji, and Sasu, I've written an epilogue. You should thank Yukishiroi...she's the one who begged me to do it.
Epilogue
The Next Morning
A very bedraggled, broken and bruised Naruto staggered into the house, walking with a very noticeable limp. He winced as his ass throbbed painfully. Those three….they'd happily present one with a new asshole if one gave them the chance…..Naruto winced again.
"Ow…."
Panting heavily, he collapsed on the bed but immediately shot up again as his pillows stirred and rose, revealing Sasuke, Neji, and Kimimaro, all hungry for more. Naruto shrieked and made an effort to run once more; his body obviously had other ideas and he collapsed on the floor, gasping for breath. As the three shinobi advanced with apparent lust in their eyes, Naruto held up his hands, halting all three in their tracks.
"Can't we work something out, guys? I mean, Neji Monday, Sasuke Tuesday, Kimimaro Wednesday, Neji again Thursday, Sasuke Friday, Kimimaro Saturday and all three of you on Sunday? Because I'm frickin tired." All three pondered this thought, calculating the probabilities and mathematics. Finally they nodded.
"Ok then. So today is Monday…." Neji smirked.
Sasuke and Kimimaro immediately pounced on the offending Hyuuga, wrestling him to the ground and tying him up. Sasuke spoke.
"He's unavailable right now….but I'd be happy to substitute." The Uchiha got a ribful of elbow as Kimimaro shoved him out of the way and tied him up as well.
"No really Naruto, Sasuke-san can't make it as well, so I'd fill in for the both of them."
Just then Neji broke free of his ropes and lunged at Kimimaro who tripped over Sasuke which released his bindings. Sasuke aimed a punch at the Kaguya who ducked so Neji was hit, who in turn stuck two fingers into Sasuke's torso. The building shuddered wildly as the three fought madly. Naruto rubbed his temples and made a speedy getaway but not before yelling one condemming phrase over his shoulder.
"I think I'll have Kakashi today since the three of you are occupied…." A deadly silence was heard as this information sunk in.
"WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.."
Too late, Naruto sauntered out the door, hips swaying sassily at the three before the door closed with sharp snap. The three ninja let out a cry and raced down the streets only to find a very blissful Kakashi with Naruto perched in his lap, smiling triumphantly at the three boys.
There was a sickening thud, and Neji, Sasuke, and Kimimaro pounced simultaneously on Kakashi and thrashed him within an inch of his life. Naruto just chuckled and ran in the opposite direction.
"Kiba's next…." And with that, the blonde made a mad dash in the general direction of the dog-boy.
"NAH-REW-TOE, COME BAAAAHAHAHAAAAAACCCCKKKKK…………"
Bit of KakaNaru for Momochi Zabuza there...hehehe...anyway, bai for now. I'll be back soon!
Silver-eyed Hyuuga