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"C'mon! Let's do karaoke!" Yuzuriha punched the air, handing the microphone over the a bemused Subaru. He stared at it blankly, then with shocking realisation, he remembered what that thing was and why he had it in his hand.
"Oooh! Subaru! Sing for us!" She continued her hyperactive behavior. Subaru realised he had no choice but to sing... He quickly selected a song, the sooner he got this over, the better...
For a long time I was in love
Not only in love, I was obsessed
"Obsession? Wouldn't be singing from Fuma's point of view would you?" Sorata joked, then looked at Kamui who looked hurt. He got an elbow in the ribs and Arashi said, none too quietly.
"The Sakurazukamori."
With a friendship that no one else could touch
It didn't work out, I'm covered in shells
"No kidding it didn't work out?" Oh the sarcasm...
And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life
"Hate to remind you pal, but you're an omnyoji, and a powerful one... Simple and omnyoji don't go in the same sentence..."
And all I needed was a simple man
So I could be a wife
"Subaru... Pink apron... Oh the IMAGES!"
"Seishirou-san... A simple man? Yeah, he is. See Subaru, kill Subaru, feed him to a tree. See, simple!"
I'm so ashamed, I've been so mean
I don't know how it got to this point
"Subaru-kun? Are those daggers coming out of your eyes?"
"Well, for starters, he made you fall in love with him, then he killed his sister, then broke your heart..."
I always was the one with all the love
You came along, I'm hunting you down
"That he is... We should create a song... Hi ho, hi ho, Dragon of Earth hunting we go, now if I could whistle we could have a nice theme tune..."
"Are you comparing the Seven Dragons of Heaven to the Seven Dwarfs?"
"One guess who's Dopey..."
Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight
"Well, I always imagined you were quite the masochist... And the Sakurazukamori must be a sadist..."
"Gee, that makes them the perfect match..."
And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life
"You know, I can't imagine Subaru ever not being tied up in the End of the World..."
If we met tomorrow for the very first time
Would it start all over again
Would I try to make you mine?
"Ooooh! Go Subaru-kun! You bag that bitch!"
"Yuzuriha, calm down."
"Seriously though, making the Sakurazukamori "your own"... It sounds like a madman talking..."
I always thought I'd be a mom
"Anyone care to remind him he's male?"
Sometimes I wish for a mistake
"Subaru-kun isn't being faithful to Seishirou-san? He's sleeping with random people so he can become a mommy?"
The longer that I wait the more selfish that I get
You seem like you'd be a good dad
"The Sakurazukamori...?"
"I think that's enough said..."
The group imagined Seishirou bouncing a babbling baby on his knee, then the baby promptly throwing up.
There was a collective shudder.
Now all those simple things are simply too complicated for my life
"Did you ever have a simple life? From about five weren't you marked as the Sakurazuka's prey?"
How'd I get so faithful to my freedom?
"Freedom? WHAT FREEDOM? You're the caretaker of the kiddytots at the moment!"
"Hey! I'm not a kid! I'm sixteen!"
"Kamui, sorry but you act like a brat..."
A selfish kind of life
When all I ever wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life
"Bravo Subaru-kun!"
"That wasn't about Seishirou-san..."
"Huh? But Subaru-kun..."
"I just wanted to sing a nice song..."
"Uh..."
"Now I feel like a fool..."
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From outside the Sakurazukamori watched, smiling slightly. Oh he knew why Subaru had sung that song. After all what wouldn't Subaru have given for a simple kind of life?