Kaliea: It's 1:33 in the morning and I can not sleep to save my life…not that I would actually ever need to sleep to save my life but that's beside the point. What it my point? I don't even know. A-well, I might as well get on with this before I lose what little sanity I have left.
A genjutsu.
How completely, utterly, and irritatingly annoying.
Strange, he had been sure that his wife had out grown that phase in her life.
Apparently he had been wrong.
Sakura smiled sweetly at her husband as he roughly pulled the back door open and stepped inside the kitchen.
"So," she said. "Did you have a good night?"
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched and he looked over at her with bloodshot eyes. "Do I look like I had a good night?"
Sakura giggled and dried her hands on a dishtowel before she walked over to pat him gently on the cheek.
"Now, now, Sasuke-kun. Don't be so dramatic. It wasn't that bad. You weren't even really getting wet." She stifled a giggle at the slight flinch Sasuke gave at the reminder that he had been under (of all things) a genjutsu the entire night that made him believe that a monster storm was pouring over his head.
Actually, if his son Kentaro hadn't wandered into the backyard and asked him what he and Naruto were doing he would probably still believe that there was a storm pouring over his head. As it was he and Naruto both figured it out rather quickly after that and cancelled the jutsu and their wives' fun. The Uzumaki's had left not long after that with Naruto congratulating his wife on such a successful prank.
Well one thing was for sure, there would be no congratulations in the Uchiha household.
Sasuke's arm quickly shot out to snag Sakura around the waist when she had turned back towards the sink to finish the dishes. With a slight yelp Sakura tumbled back into her husband's arms where she looked up at him in shock.
"Just where do you think you're going?"
Sakura blinked; slightly unnerved by the glint in his eyes and the smirk on his lips.
"To, um…finish the dishes?"
"I don't think so," Sasuke said, his smirk widening with every word. "You owe me."
Sakura flushed. "S-Sasuke-kun! Kentaro-chan is still here!"
"No he isn't," Sasuke said as he nuzzled her behind her ear. "I sent him with the dobe. He should be gone for hours."
Sakura shivered at the husky tone of her husband's voice.
"W-well…" She said. "I don't know… I have a lot to do today…"
"You know Sakura," Sasuke said, whispering against her ear. "I was thinking just now that I would really, really like another girl. I thought that maybe this one we could name Hana."
Sakura swallowed hard but a small smile tugged at the corner of her lips.
"Well, I don't suppose I can exactly say no to that can I?"
Sasuke just grinned wolfishly before he swept his squealing wife into his arms and carried her into their bedroom to collect his payment for that night under genjutsu.
Kaliea: Alright, now I mean it for real this time. This fic is officially closed. Nothing more will be added. I will, though, use it as a bridge between other stories I have. Like OtherWorld. We'll say that this is how little Rai came into existence. Don't forget to review!
Review Answers:
PieciesHateScorpios: Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your ribs. I'm glad you enjoyed it though.
krisi07: I did indeed. Aren't you extatic?
ILoveFoxes: I like paring up the kids of characters like that. I think that it sort of 'brings everything full circle' you know? Thanks for the review!
NorthernLights25: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
xo M i M i: What man can?
sasusaku143: Sasuke's oldest are twins. One is a boy and one is a girl. If you want to know more you can look up my story OtherWorld. The second chapter in that is all about the Konoha twelve (mostly SasuSaku NaruHina) and their families.
grim reaper sakura: ;P thanks.
SweetAnimeAngelSakura: I completely agree.
iluvb.r.: I did my best.
Icecream Skittles Addict: Thanks.
Silverstar871: Thank-you! I really appreciate that!
hot-ninja-babe: I'm glad
Yadda Blah: Meep? Haha, I'm glad you liked it.
fRenZ4EveR: ;P
iluvsasukeandrobin: I tried to make it that way. Although I've never thought I was very good at humor fics.
warprince2000: Thank-you.
Anime-Lvr-4eva: I'm glad that you liked it.
So-kun: I'm glad you think so.
ligice76: Thank-you. I rather enjoyed it myself.
yin vs. yang: I continued, but sadly this will be the very last addition. Sorry.
Kurenai no Chinoumi: Nope. Never even guessed until Kentaro blew the whole thing.
Sierra:Thanks for the idea. I didn't use it exactly but it was still pretty close.
NaruHina113: Just a tad bit longer just for you and all the others who asked for more. I hope you liked it.
kana28: Yep. Thanks for the review!
GS-Kira-Yamato: Sasuke didn't use the sharingan because he never suspected that Sakura would use a genjutsu on him. After all, genjutsu is an Uchiha specialty. That's why she did it though, because he never would have guessed.
Danny-171984: I'm sure Naruto and Sasuke would be the first to disagree with you. Although Naruto certainly found it rather funny when everything was found out.
springninja: They are indeed.
Dragon Man 180: I thought so. I thoroughly enjoyed coming up with that too. Especially since genjutsu would be the one thing that Sasuke would never expect anyone to use on him since he has the sharingan.
Kaliea: Wow, the review answers are longer than the actual chapter…that's kind of cool. Thanks for all of your reviews! I'll see you all in my next story! Ja ne!