From: no/one(at)memnet.gov
To: mothman(at)eyespy.temp
Re: shut up
Dib, I don't care.
And your head is still big.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: if you say so
I'm supposed to be offended aren't I? You still don't get it, do you? I knew you'd never let poor Dib have that one chance, why do you think we babbled so long? One chance to try to reach you, try to get you to understand what's so simple, so easy. But you never listen. Dib could have told you the sky was red and you wouldn't have listened. Poor pathetic little Dib, poor pathetic little Gaz.
Plenty of people listen to me now, Gaz. Or didn't you notice?
You always did think you knew everything. Poor human. So alone inside your head, not like what I'm trying to give you. You don't have to be alone anymore Gaz, listen to someone for once in your miserable little squishy existence!
Doesn't matter now, both of me agree that it was pathetic to even try. I'm telling you, Gaz, this is for your own good. All our own good. I'll show you and then won't it be nice to say I told you so.
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: I told you to quit it
Dib, I told you. I can't believe you did that you sick fuck. Now it's just personal.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: that was awesome
Admit it, you liked it. I didn't expect it to take out the outlying structures as well, that was a nice little touch.
How easily can you get plutonium?
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: that was awesome
Now who's not listening?
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: me
As for not listening, there's a difference between not listening and knowing better. And I, little Gaz, know better. Why do you keep running away? Seriously, last time was just annoying. I'll get you in the end, you have to understand that at least. Dib couldn't have won a card game to save his life but you aren't dealing with that looser anymore! Tallest, Gaz, seriously. Seriously. Why am I still talking to you?
Never mind about the plutonium. I didn't need it anyway.
By the by, why did you chose 'no one' for a name? It doesn't fit you.
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: you are so dead
Why are you still stalking me, Dib? Or Zim, whatever the fuck you call yourself. Why couldn't I have had a normal brother instead of one obsessed with stupid attempts at taking over the world? That thing last week, I swear to god I am going to break my foot off in your ass for that.
The screen name thing? It's 'number one', Mr. Perceptive.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: sticks and stones
Obsessed? Who was the first human to ever to replace more than twenty percent of her brain matter with wetware interfaces? Who has fucking net ports in her WRISTS? OBSESSED? At least I'm doing something WORTHWHILE.
As for 'attempts'. Have you seen China lately? I wouldn't call that just an 'attempt'.
And stop fucking hiding! You're driving me crazy. I found the perfect pak for you, I swear you'll love it.
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: china
Ha ha ha, Dib. Now put them back the way they were.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: too late
You just don't get it, do you?
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: fuck you
Guess what, Dib? I don't. And I don't want to. And Europe too? You're really pushing it.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: neener neener
Come get me, Gaz. You know where I am. You know everything, don't you?
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: neener neener
Maybe I do. Maybe I will.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re:
I'm waiting, Gaz. Scared?
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From: no/one
To: Tallest(at)massive.irk
Re: Zim
2 items attached
Since when do aliens have email? Whatever. Your stupid invader is being a pain in the ass and I want you to drop by and pick him up for me. I've attached his coordinates.
If you don't, I think you'll regret it.
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From: Tallest/Purple
To: no/one
Re: Zim
HOW DARE YOU?
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From: Tallest/Red
To: no/one
Re: Zim
For an inferior species that was actually pretty cool. I liked the part where you did that thing to Purple. How did you do that?
We'll see what's going on with Zim.
Consider this a favor.
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From: mothman
To: no/one
Re: the tallest
That was clever, Gaz. Too bad it turned out how it did, huh? Well, too bad for you. Shame about Canada but I supose it couldn't have been helped. It's all for the best, though, we all agree on that. Wait until you get access to the main data core, it'll blow your mind right open. And I thought I had something THEN.
By the by, guess what I just did?
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: stop
you got it in my house dib this isnt funy stop it right this instant or im going to
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From: no/one
To: mothman
Re: you told me
You were right.
You were actually right.
I've been so stupid.
You were right. How did you even get Tak's old pak? How did you even understand how to do all this? Don't bother to answer, I'm coming. You're going to tell me all this all over again, you're going to tell me everything.
I've been so stupid.
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From: Tallest/Red
To: no/one
Re: We had a deal
WE HAD A DEAL YOU FILTY LITTLE HUMAN WE HAD A DEAL
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From no/one
To: Tallest/Red
Re: sorry
I changed my mind.
You'll understand.
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A/N: Janus, two-faced god of doorways, demanded that I go back and make a second chapter and I had to agree. After all, two people, two sides, two chapters, it fits. It's finished. Thanks for all the input, people, I apreciated it.