Kids might not be as innocent as they look

Disclaimer: Yami no Matsuei and any of its characters belong to Yoko Matsushita.

Rating: PG-13 or T for mild cursing

Genre: Humor/Parody/Drama

Pairing: None

Warnings or notes: Totally AU, OOC-ness, grammar or other errors, mild cursing, joke fic, the idea was based on a silly joke my friend told me, ranged about 600 words.

Please forgive me if you think this is not nice or the fiction is a bit 'over'. :sweatdrops: Anyway, hope you can review…I may continue or not continue the story. It depends on whether I have the idea and mood to continue or not…

: Ready…Go :

"We will learn vocabulary tomorrow, so I want you all to find three words that you haven't heard of it before and tell me tomorrow in class. The bell has gone and I have a meeting to attend to. Stay quiet until Watari sensei comes in," a stern looking teacher said while closing his text book and tidied up the teacher's desk before going out of the class. Just when he had stepped out of the classroom, another young man with amber eyes greeted him.

"Tatsumi!" Watari said while waving his hand happily. "How was the class?"

"As usual. Now if you excuse me," he replied and excused himself politely. Watari just grinned happily and entered the class. A big sign was on his head, written 'he is happy because he can explain how to make the sex-changing potion to the innocent children…'

At night…

1) Tsuzuki Asato

"Hisoka, Tatsumi-sensei asked us to find three new words. Have you searched for it?" an adorable child named Tsuzuki Asato asked innocently at another pretty child with the name Kurosaki Hisoka. An arrow was above his head with 'one of the prettiest boys that almost everyone goes after'.

Hisoka nodded. "Yes, of course," was the simple reply and he continued to read a story book. Another sign was above him read 'as cold as ever…'

Tsuzuki pouted because he had not search for them. He went out of the room he was staying with Hisoka in the school dormitory quickly to think about the assignment.

"Damn you!" someone shouted angrily on the phone and caused Tsuzuki to almost jump out of his skin. He quickly went away from the angered guy as far as possible.

"I will not let you go this time, Shinigami." Tsuzuki crossed in front of a television and that was when the main actor said those words. Nevertheless, he continued walking until he heard someone was talking and stopped.

"Of all people, why do you have to be gay!" Then slowly, the cute innocent boy walked off, still wondering what was the meaning of all these.

The next day…

"Okay, I asked you all to find three words for me. Now I will call upon…," Tatsumi's eyes went to scan through the class before deciding on whom he wanted to call. "…Tsuzuki to tell me what words you have found."

Tsuzuki proudly stood up. "Damn you."

At once Tatsumi was shocked. "Wh-what!" Actually, the whole class was in shocked, especially Hisoka, who was sitting beside Tsuzuki.

The innocent looking Tsuzuki repeated. "Damn you." Immediately an arrow came out from nowhere and shot into the boy's head, with 'he is really innocent'. Hisoka slapped his own forehead with his small hand and sighed.

It sent yet another surprise to Tatsumi. "Who taught you that?"

"Shinigami," Tsuzuki replied, was unaware that Tatsumi asked him the question. A new sign on top of him, saying that 'he is still innocent…'

Now Hisoka sighed deeply. 'Tsuzuki is really that…stupid…'

"What? Tsuzuki, you shouldn't learn to curse! Oh my…," Tatsumi shook his head and pushed his glasses up. "What is the nonsense about shinigami…," he sighed. "Tsuzuki, you may sit down…," Tatsumi finally said. "I am…"

Suddenly Tsuzuki cut in. "…gay." Everyone gasped. Hisoka almost fell from the chair in shock.

"What?" Tatsumi was shocked. An arrow with the words 'double surprise' was shot onto his head. Surely he did not hear that Tsuzuki said he is gay, did he?

"GAY!" Tsuzuki shouted, obviously he was still blur of what was happening. Okay, even the sign sweatdropped and said 'perhaps he is not that innocent, is he?'

Then the whole class burst out laughing hysterically. Tatsumi? Well, he was vomiting blood because he was teaching such an innocent child. Watari entered the class and saw the sick Tatsumi, but he said nothing. Instead, he continued his lesson like usual. "You know, many gays would want to have the sex-changing operation. So, to make it easier, we have to create the sex-changing potion. You know…gays…," before Watari could continue any further, he was hit by something.

"DO NOT TEACH SUCH THINGS TO KIDS!"

: To be continued :