Okay, here's the sitch: Jim's words are italicized like so and Tim's words are underlined like so. The plain text is both of them speaking at the same time. FYI: I don't own any Kim Possible characters.
Hi. My name is Jim…
And my name is Tim.
And we're here to tell you about our big sister, Kim Possible!
Kim is really bossy…
And she can't understand…
Why we make rockets and stuff…
She asks us why we don't play with video games…
But we do.
We use them for parts.
Kim also…
Saves the world on a regular basis...
With her best friend, Ron Stoppable.
Ron's really cool.
His motto is "never be normal"…
And, boy, does he live up to it.
He has a cool pet naked mole rat named Rufus…
He's almost as cool as Ron.
He even test piloted the Jiminator for us.
You mean the Timinator. Right?
Let's stop fighting about the name (for now)…
And focus on telling them about Kim.
We've helped Kim on a few of her missions.
The first time…
Was that time Dr. Drakken…
Stole a Neural Compliance Chip.
When Kim went to stop him…
He used the chip on her…
But we used our Silicon Phase Disruptor…
To override the chip…
And saved Kim.
Hicka bicka boo.
Hoosha!
The next time we help Kim on a mission…
Was on Christmas.
Ron wanted to give her a day off…
So he went to stop Drakken by himself.
Big mistake.
In the end, Kim had to go and save Ron…
But mom and dad didn't like spending Christmas without Kim…
And neither did we…
Sort of.
So we went to help her…
It was so cool!
We got to fight an anaconda!
But it turned out…
That Ron didn't need to be rescued…
He and Drakken…
Decided to set aside their differences…
For the sake of the holiday.
That was the weirdest Christmas ever!
Hoosha!
Another time…
When Kim and Ron were sick…
We went to recover Ray X…
From Drakken and Duff Killigan.
We got captured…
But Kim saved us…
And all three of us beat Shego. Hoosha!
We also helped her…
When Drakken kidnapped our dad and Ron.
We totally kicked henchmen but…
Unfortunately, we got captured too…
But our good ol' uncle Slim…
Got us out using his robot horse, Tornado.
Somehow Ron was getting over his fear of mechanical horses…
So that he and Kim could catch Drakken.
But Shego took the remote for Tornado…
And started bucking Ron around.
Our cousin, Joss, however…
Knew exactly what to do…
She turned off Tornado and saved Ron…
When Kim failed to…
And so did we.
Now, not to long ago…
Kim was dating this guy named Erik…
We were going to pull some pranks on him…
When he came over for dinner…
But when we saw how unhappy Ron was…
To see Kim with this other guy…
We just couldn't.
We know it's hard to believe…
But it's true.
Erik tried to be nice to us…
But we had a feeling that something was up.
Turns out that Erik was working for Drakken the whole time.
Drakken was using Little Diablo toys…
That he gave away in Little Niño's meals…
At Bueno Nacho…
Which he'd apparently taken over…
To send his stolen cybertronics…
All across the globe.
Erik was there to take out Kim…
But he forgot one thing:
Ron Stoppable!
Ron totally kicked Erik's but…
Or so he tells us.
After saving the day…
Kim and Ron went to the prom together.
When Ron brought Kim home…
They stayed at the door for so long…
That we thought we'd go and see what was going on.
We saw Kim and Ron…KISSING!
And Ron's tongue…
Was in her mouth!
EW!
But we're about to get Kim back for that.
We put blond hair-dye…
In her shampoo…
So now—
'WHAT…HAPPENED? TWEEBS!'
Don't worry, Kim…
Maybe Ron prefers blonds.
Hoosha!
'You little monsters! I'll kill you.'
Uh…gotta go!
Oh, do I love the tweebs. I can't get enough of them. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.