Disclaimer: don't own x files, but I do own this song parody

Scully and Mulder went to a bar one night. It was karaoke night. But they didn't know this! They got drunk! Mulder went up and sang an Elvis song, but he got booed off the stage. Next it was Scully's turn! She stumbled onto the stage and the song "Shadow" by Ashlee Simpson started. She hiccupped and began to sing.

i was 6 years old,
when my parents hated me,
i was interuppting jessica's life,
and they couldnt wish me away.

they tried to sell me,
to a circus for a dime,
but it didnt work,
i'm not even worth that,
cuz i lip-sync all the time!

is someone listening?
lip-syncing is so much harder than it seems!

my nickname was 'Badow'!
everyone broke my dreams,
i couldnt sing for peanuts,
lip syncing's harder than it seems
so feel sorry for me!

all the days collided,
i was less perfect then my sister Jess,
i got hooked on drugs, i died my hair,
i was such a mess!

is someone listening?
lip-syncing is so much harder than it seems!

my nickname was 'Badow'!
everyone broke my dreams,
i couldnt sing for peanuts,
lip syncing's harder than it seems
so feel sorry for me!

The crowd cheered and she took a bow, then threw up all over the stage. The janitor came to clean it up. She stepped down from the stage and walked over to Mulder who was on his 12th beer. Or was it his 11th? He couldn't remember. She sat on the table and looked her partner in the eyes

"You know what?" she asked him.

"What?"

"I looove you!"

"Really?" woah, he had had way to many drinks. Now he was hallucinating!

"Yeah." She bent over and pulled him into a kiss.

"I love you too Shully!" he slurred.

Then they ran out into Mulder's car while the people inside the bar cheered. They ran off to Las Vegas, which took a while.

"Do you take this man to be your husband?" the Elvis impersonator asked.

"YES!" Scully shouted.

"Good, now you can kiss the bride and I can go home now." He walked away to get his costume off.

"I love you Mulder, I always have! I don't know why we didn't do this earlier!" Scully exclaimed.

"Me neither." Mulder shrugged then they kissed. It was so romantic.

Then the wedding singer came! It was Ashlee Simpson. She sang the song 'Shadow' and Mulder told Scully he liked her version better.

They kissed once more then hopped into the car to begin their new life together.

"I love you Mulder," Scully said, she loved saying that.

"I love you too, Scully." He smiled, so did she. It was so romantic.

Then Scully threw up again.

THE END