DISCLAIMER: … There is no disclaimer! You see, I legally changed my name to Jhonen Vasquez! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Other Disclaimer: … I lied! I didn't change my name, ok? And I don't own Invader ZIM. Happy?

Our story begins with our hero, or enemy, depending whose side you're on, planning how to destroy the annoying large headed one! So, Zim finally decides to build a REALLLY BIIIG weapon! I will not tell you what it is, because I am a very mean writer. Anyway, Zim goes out with his secret weapon to destroy Dib, leaving the REAL star of the show, Gir, alone.

ALL ALONE.

Little Gir sits, watching the Scary Monkey show, which was about a very scary-looking monkey that stood around doing nothing. It was his all time favorite show, man! Oh how he loved that show! But then…. IT ENDED! So Gir had to find a different way to amuse his mind.

I started another paragraph! Give me prize…… Gir got on his earth disguise, which was that of a dog with a strange skin condition. It may be the same one Zim has, but I will not say. Anywho, Gir runs over to the 24Seven to buy a SuckMonkey. A chocolate Bubblegum flavored SuckMonkey. He does not pay. The clerk, who didn't notice his customer was a green dog, did not notice this either. So Gir hops out of the store… when he sees it….

A KITTY! Oh man! It was tiny, white, with gray paws, and blue eyes! It is cute, yes? Gir stretched out his arms, and ran over to this magnificent thing! "Tee hee! Come back! I want to name you Monroe!" Gir called out to "Monroe". Monroe started to run away. " I loooove you, Monroe! You shall come to my master's base, and play tea party with me and pig!" He then scooped up Monroe and hugged him. Monroe choked. He was not happy.

Gir, however, was oblivious to Monroe's desperate attempts to escape his embrace. He ran all the way home to play with him! That lucky kitty!

THAT IS ALL FOR NOW! Now review, and buy me some chicken wings. You will do this, because each review helps me afford a room in the crazy house! And you need extra to afford those pretty coats they have!