Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, its characters, "Candy Shop", and 50 Cent and Olivia.
Ramen Shop
Intro: Naruto
Yeah...
Uh huh
So gluttonous
(Chorus:)
(Naruto:)
You'll take me to the ramen shop
You'll let me eat all they got
You say "Go 'head Naruto, don't you stop
Keep slurping 'til it hits the spot" (woah)
(Hinata:)
I'll take you to the ramen shop
One taste and it's you I got
You have me spending all I got
But keep slurping 'til it hits the spot (woah)
(Verse 1: Naruto)
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' beat your cousin up or should I beat ya to it
Competition's rising, okay lets go to the next level
Ramen bar jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a shinobi, I'll be a shinobi
At the training yards or at the Chunnin Tourney
At the beach or in the academy, it's whatever you into
Got the demon fox, I'm the strongest ninja
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how I gotcha
Wanna show me how you fight for real, Hina, no problem
Get on guard then get to pounding the Sound like a real fighter
I'm the world's greatest Hokage when it come to this stuff
After you work up a sweat you can eat ramen in full swing
I'm tryin to explain Hina the best way I can
It melts in your mouth girl, and can burn your hands (ha ha)
(Chorus:)
(Naruto:)
You'll take me to the ramen shop
You'll let me eat all they got
You say "Go 'head Naruto, don't you stop
Keep slurping 'til it hits the spot" (woah)
(Hinata:)
I'll take you to the ramen shop
One taste and it's you I got
You have me spending all I got
But keep slurping 'til it hits the spot (woah)
(Bridge: Naruto & Hinata)
Girl what we eat (what we eat)
And where we eat (and where we eat)
The things we eat (things we eat)
Are for me from you (oh yeah)
(Verse 2: Naruto)
Tell it to me Hina, nice and slow
Grab a chair, eat like Chouji's your foe
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the curtain she get to poking her fingers
Like I'm her dad who probably threatens to beat her
Isn't it ironic how hard it is to watch her in a combat
Had me thinking 'bout kicking Neji's ass after that match
She says the right things at the right time
Eyes on or eyes off, she doesn't like attacks from behind
So gluttonous, you should see the way they wind
The noodles of Ichiraku between my teeth which grind
As long as she is paying, homie I ain't stoppin
Dripping wet with stock, man, its on and pipping
All my noodles knowledge, bowl after bowl its on
And we gon' sip 'til all hot broth in every bowl is gone
(Chorus:)
(Naruto:)
You'll take me to the ramen shop
You'll let me eat all they got
You say "Go 'head Naruto, don't you stop
Keep slurping 'til it hits the spot" (woah)
(Hinata:)
I'll take you to the ramen shop
One taste and it's you I got
You have me spending all I got
But keep slurping 'til it hits the spot (woah)
(Chorus:)
(Naruto:)
You'll take me to the ramen shop
You'll let me eat all they got
You say "Go 'head Naruto, don't you stop
Keep slurping 'til it hits the spot" (woah)
(Hinata:)
I'll take you to the ramen shop
One taste and it's you I got
You have me spending all I got
But keep slurping 'til it hits the spot (woah)
Oh my… I have issues… I haven't made a parody in so long… but for each anime/book I write about, I have to write a parody… It's kinda tradition… XD Sorry if I scared some of your for the rest of your lives. I really hate this song and the rest of 50 cent's raps, but it fit… So now I have to like the song. Why thank you Moody Monkey-san for inspiring me and making me go back to my roots! XD I really liked "If I was a Main House Member" Ja ne.
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