SR: This is my first fic, so please no flames.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. But i do own Temari!
In Orochimaru's Room
Orochimaru was talking to Kabuto.
"Do you think this is a good idea Orochimaru-sama?"
"Of course it is. Sasuke needs more time if he's going to be my new host. We're going to give it to him"
"But wouldn't it be better if we used the jutsu on you? That was you can have more time and can keep the same body"
"Remember i need an Uchiha body to properly control the Sharingan"
" Forgive me, Orochimaru-sama. I wasn't thinking"
"Now dispatch the nins i chose for this mission"
"Hai"
In Konoha
It was an ordinary day in Konoha. Our beloved team 7 is, again, waiting for their late sensei to show up with their mission.
"We seriously gotta do something about Kakashi-sensei being late all the time" Naruto complained.
and right on cue...POOF!
"Ohayo minna!"
"YOU'RE LATE!"
" Gomen gomen. One of my dogs broke a leg and..."
"Kakashi-sensei, thats the fifth dog excuse." said an annoyed Naruto. "Just how many dogs do you have?"
"Let's see...Kuchiyose no jutsu!" POOF! "Ok I have eight dogs"
"So that excuse will only work three more times" thought Sakura. "So what's our mission today?"
"Well there's a report of some Sound ninjas camping in the forests around Konoha. We're supposed to interrogate them and bring them to Hokage-sama." Kakashi explained.
So they left Konoha to find the Sound nins, using Kakashi's already summoned dogs to track them down. They found them not too far from the village gates. Kakashi explained this was also going to be a test of how much the team has improved to Kakashi will be staying back and letting the Genins do the work, stepping in if he was needed. (SR: I'm not so good at battle scenes so ill try my best and dont sue me!)
Naruto rushed in, like always, throwing kunai at the Sound nins while Sasuke used his Housenka no jutsu to burn them. Sakura was in back setting traps. Naruto used Kage Bunshin no jutsu and knocked out a Sound nin with his Uzumaki Naruto Rendan. One of the Sound nin attacked Sakura, so Sasuke had to save her. But he got distracted and a Sound nin started forming hand seals, pointed his palms at Sasuke, and Sasuke got blown back by an invisable force. He got slammed against a tree and got knocked out. Kakashi stepped in at this point and stopped the fight easily. Picking up Sasuke and the unconscious (SR: did i spell that right?) Sound nin, he motion to Naruto and Sakura they were heading back.
Kakashi left Sasuke at the hospital and left with Naruto and Sakura to go to the interrogation room. Tsunade-sama was already in there with the Sound nin.
" What were you doing right outside Konoha?"
"Camping"
"Why were you there?"
"We were returning to the Sound."
"Where were you returning from?"
"Mist"
"What were you doing there?"
"Mission"
"What was the mission?"
"Classified"
"Tell me or die"
"No"
"Dont't make me torture you. We have a very good system of torture here in Konoha."
"What can be worse than your face?"
twitch twitch
"Ok that's it. Bring in Shino and have Ino wait outside"
Shino steps in
"Shino, we need to interrogate him. Just stay in this room and do what you always do."
"..." (Hai)
"Good. If you don't work, we always have Ino."
Tsnuade-sama leaves Shino alone with the Sound nin. (there's only one in this room)
"So what's so great about you?"
"..." (Wonder how long this'll take)
"What can a Genin do to a Chuunin like me?"
"..." (Should i use my bugs on him?)
"Can you hear me?"
"..." (Nah, he'll crack soon)
"Are you deaf?"
"..." (I need new sunglasses)
"I'm stuck in a room with a guy who won't talk, im hungry, and i really gotta use the bathroom. Damn Konoha's good"
"Wonder how much longer it takes this guy to crack?" thought Shino
" He looks nervous" thought a bug
"Looks like a good time for Ino to come in" thought another bug
Shino knocked against the door and Ino came in
"Ok you can either tell us what we want to know, or I can enter your mind and find out."
"FINE I'LL TELL YOU! JUST LET ME USE THE BATHROOM!"
o.O
"Actually I don't need to tell you. the Jutsus i used on the Uchiha is probably in effect now"
"NOOO! SASUKE-KUN!" Ino yelled as she ran out the door.
Back at the hospital, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura were staring at the little boy in Sasuke's bed. Sakura practically fainted at the adorable little Uchiha, Naruto was laughing his head off, and Kakashi, well, he had his head buried in 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Sasuke heard Naruto laughing and woke up.
"WHAT THE HELL!"
SR: Ok this is my first fic. Please read and review and no flames please.
Sasuke: WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!
SR:Well you were so cute when you were a kid, so i can't imagine you even younger. Plus it's funny.
Sasuke: I'm gonna kill you
SR: No you won't. Or i'll make even worse things happen to you in the next chapter. So once again, please review!