Dragon Ball belongs to Akira Toriyama. Bridget Jones, The Edge of Reason belongs to Helen Fielding.

THIS IS A SEQUEL TO Bulma Briefs's Diary. If you haven't read it, I strongly recommend you to do so before reading what follows.

Bulma Briefs's Diary. The Edge of Patience.

After long and thoughtful speculation, I finally found out why I became pregnant. It was so simple I could have kicked my own ass for not noticing before.

I should have known that Vegeta´s sperm was not pill-proof.

My mother had replaced my birth-control pills with tic-tacs…

Yes… She is undeniable insane.

She spent a whole day inside Capsule Corp to produce one tablet of look-alike-birth-control-pills tic-tacs…

I rest my case. I really didn't deserve such a mother…

Oh, well. Shit happens… And babies are born… And lovers leave in their space pods, destination unknown, return? unlikely… And Mothers cry after their handsome full-of-muscles-pseudo-sons-in-law take off… And Fathers worry about their inventions being in the hands of an undeveloped monkey.

And what do beautiful, rich, incredibly intelligent women do? They put their babies to sleep and throw themselves into the hands of… a 12 years-old Scotch, a transparent Russian, and a friendly and darkening deliverer of happiness… Whisky, Vodka and Tequila.

And the day after? It's a woman's duty to thank Mother for being eager to babysit.

Author's Notes: YES! I'm BACK.

BULMA's BACK

Her diary's back

It might take me a while to upload chapter one. I'm kinda busy nowadays. But this is the first step…

I'll be thanking all readers properly in the next chapter.

Hope you enjoy!

Thanksss

MisaKats