The Harry Potter Guys and the Attack of the Obsessed Fan Girls

By Donttrustno1

Tom Felton sat in his hot tub. All was quiet. The birds in the trees sang happily and the sky was a nice shade of blue. He sighed. Just then, his cell phone rang.

"Hello?" he said in his British accent.

"Hey Tom!" said another British accent from the other end, it was Rupert Grint!

"Oh hey mate! How's it going?"

"Great, hey, Dan and I were gonna go get some pizza or something, you wanna come with?"

"Sure!" exclaimed Tom as he stood up and his butler wrapped him in a towel. He ran upstairs and got on some clothes. He then got on his bike and rode to the nearest mall. When he got there, he saw Dan and Rupert waiting for him at the door. They waved when they saw him.

"So what do you want to do? See a movie? Get something to eat, or drink maybe?" said Dan. Just then his stomach growled loudly, he blushed.

"That settles it then!" said Tom, "We're getting some pizza! Now...who's paying?" Everyone was silent. Just then Dan's stomach growled again.

"Wow Dan, thanks for volunteering." Said Rupert, and they walked into the mall.

"So where's Emma?" asked Tom.

"She's decided to spend the day with her cats, Bubbles and Domino. Weird." Said Rupert, "I think I should ask her out tomorrow..."

"NOOOOOO!" Dan said in a slow motion movie effect way. "She's mine!"

"NO SHE'S NOT! SHE'S MINE!" They argued until they were done eating they're pizza, they even argued with they're mouths full, which made Tom shield himself with a local newspaper.

"BLIMEY!" Tom shouted, "Look at this!" he pointed to an article in the paper.

"Oy!" said Rupert, "Fan girls are taking over the world!"

"That's just wrong." Commented Dan.

"Yeah, and we should probably hide because we're so darn hot!" said Tom proudly, "Of course, I'll have to hide the longest because you aren't quite as good looking as me..." This was obviously the wrong thing to say because right then, Rupert and Dan attacked Tom. They were only playing, of course, but deep down inside, they wanted to scratch his eyes out. They all looked up when they heard what sounded like a stampede coming towards them.

"OH CRAP!" yelled Rupert, "IT'S THE FAN GIRLS! RUNNN!"

All the guys ran as fast as they could. The screaming girls chased them in and out of McDonald's and everywhere else!

"Oh crap!" yelled Dan, "My shoelace is untied!"

"Don't stop!" yelled Rupert, "They'll smother you with kisses!"

Dan ran for another 3 minutes, but then GASP! He tripped on his shoelace! He fell to the floor.

"DAAAAAN!" yelled Tom in slow motion, "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

The girls covered Dan, and they're screaming got louder. They stepped on him with their stiletto heels!

"We have to save him!" Yelled Tom to Rupert.

"WE CAN'T!" Rupert yelled, "THERE'S NO TIME!" he grabbed Toms hand and they ran out of the mall and sped off on their bikes.

They rode to Emma's house. She answered the door, and was surprised to see them all sweaty.

"What happened?" she asked, "You look like you've been through a stampede!"

"You could say that!" said Tom. "The fan girls attacked us...and they got Dan..." he frowned.

"What? Dan? Dan has been here with me the whole time..." she said, then from behind her came Dan!

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"DAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Rupert yelled, pulling his co-star into a hug.

"Of course I am, I've been here the whole time, what are you talking about?"

"What?" they were all inside now. "But how?"

All of the sudden, the door slammed shut and it locked. "Because," he said with a grin, "I'm not Dan..."

"Well then who are you?" asked Tom, he was beginning to become scared.

"I'm Dan's evil twin! MUAHAHAHAHAA!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Rupert, Tom, and Emma screamed.

To be continued...!