Crystal: Hey, we're back with a new and improved Know your Stars!
Phoenix: We've made it so it can't be deleted though. But we can't remember some of the chappies! We'd appreciate it if you could review and tell us!
Crystal: YAY!
"Know your Stars, Know your Stars, Know your Stars..." The Announcer's voice rang out.
"Who the heck are you?" Kouga said, looking around.
"None of your freakin' business! That is who I am!"
Kouga growled.
"Kouga…..he wears a skirt 'cause he likes the breeze."
"I do not! I wear it because it attracts the ladies!"
"Sure…..I bet you have a lot of girls looking up your skirt…."
Kouga huffed angrily. "I do!"
"And they would see….nothing?"
"…Shut up…." Kouga said, turning away.
"Kouga….he's a girl in disguise."
"I am not! I'm a manly man!" Kouga struck a pose.
"Mm, sure. Kouga…has imaginary squirrel friend."
"How do you know about George! He only talks to me!"
"…………."
Kouga scoffed superiorly. "That's what I thought."
"Kouga….He pushed Kagome off a cliff."
"NOOO! Kagome!" He ripped off an imaginary shirt.
"That's it." An anvil dropped on Kouga's head. On the anvil it said, Acme Corporations.
Kouga grasped his head. "My knee! My knee!"
And the camera blanked out.
The Cooking Show (It's good to be back)
Crystal: Due to a low budget you shall watch me whisk to my hearts content.
Mysterious shadow sneaks up behind her. (Since mysterious shadow is so damn long it will now be referred as M.S)
M. S: (Raise random knife) Put a knife in your back and the blood runs down.
Crystal: Hi Phoenix! (Waves to no one in particular)
Phoenix: (Hides knife) Umm….. hi! Go back to whisking. I need to finish up ……….my cooking?
Crystal: Okay! (Whisks away)
Phoenix: (Raises knife)
Camera blanks out. Sirens are heard.
REVIEW. Even if you already read it before. Please? We might do a reviewer's response thingy thing...maybe...(Shifty eyes)