Author's Note: Okay. So, I happened to look back on these old chapters…and they suck. Bad. I decided to revise them. Yes, revisions are great. Because of revisions, I've changed a few aspects to the story. I've changed Sora's last name.

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SC: Another one?! I'm dying here!

Cheekon: …

SC: SAVE ME!

Cheekon: -begins walking away- SC, good luck on saving your ass.

SC: NOOOOOOO!

Riku: That was weird…

Sora: -looks at the draft of the story- Why do I always have to be the uke?

Riku: Because you're too cute but I'm too sexy.

Sora: SC, is that true?

SC: -sitting on the couch reading a SasukeXNaruto doujinshi- I'm neutral…I'm going to stay out of this…

Riku: See…? Even SC knows the truth.

SC: Damn straight!

Sora: -glares at SC- You are all evil! EVIL! -points out a cross- EXROSCISM!

Riku: SC, don't your friends exorcise each other…?

SC: -looks up from the book- Yeah…that was kind of sad…yet so yaoi…you know, I should put a scene like that in the story…

Riku: With Sora screaming his head off?!

SC: Yeah, just like my friend did!

Riku: -eyes Sora with seduction- YES! -glomps Sora-

Sora: STOP THIS MOLESTATION!

Cheekon and SC: There's going to be more of that…

Disclaimer: Don't own anything of Kingdom Hearts except a copy of the game.

Title: I Know Your Little Secret, But I'm Not Telling You What It Is

Creator: An obsessed yaoi fan girl…SaraChris…

Genre: Humor, Romance, Yaoi (that's a genre?)

Rating: M for Mature…language, sex, stuff like that…

Summary: Sora just isn't a virgin anymore and he just can't tell his mother. Well, someone actually taped Sora losing his virginity and they accidentally sent the tape to super model/actor Riku Misaki! Uh-oh…trouble! But, wait; Riku wants Sora as the winner…and wants Sora to be his girlfriend (hint, hint: Sora cross dresses!).

Sora: What?!

Riku: I'm a model/actor…great…

Cheekon: It gets better… Kairi's in the story…

Sora and Riku: NOOOOOOOO!

SC: On with the story…

I Know Your Little Secret, But I'm Not Telling You What It Is

The Start of a Contest

The fifteen year-old brunette could not, repeat, could NOT face his mother. It was just an instinct deep in his stomach that was gripping his insides, festering uncontrollably as he rummaged in his pockets for the house keys.

Why?

He lost his virginity, that's why.

Yeah, at the age of fifteen, he lost his virginity…and someone had taped it. Not that he knows…

But the most important fact still remained: his virginity, the innocence of one's body that everyone possessed when they were born, was gone. Gone for good.

He cautiously walked inside the house, making sure the close was clear. He tipped toed inside, trying to make no noises to wake his mother.

But she wasn't asleep.

"Sora, what are you doing?"

The abrupt presence of her voice made Sora jump. He turned around slowly, facing a tall woman with long brunette hair. He laughed nervously and scratched the back of his head.

"Uh…trying to get inside?" His eyes shifted this way and that, feet scampering in place. He began to fidget his fingers.

His mother raised an eyebrow. "You're already inside, and it's five in the morning. Where have you been…?"

Sora's eye twitched. God, his mother asked too many questions.

"Umm…at the party?" It was the truth, well, not really. "THE party" was what he really meant, if one could differentiate the two meanings.

Saya, Sora's mom, shook her head. "You didn't call, but you're home. It doesn't matter now… I'm going back to bed." She kissed his forehead, Sora pouting because of the aforementioned act.

Saya immediately laughed. "For fifteen you really need to grow up."

Sora glared and pouted. Saya just rolled her eyes and began walking upstairs to her bedroom. With a click of the door, Sora sighed.

'That was way, way too close…' Sora got into his bedroom. He removed his shirt and pants.

He felt dirty…

The brunette opened the bathroom door that was right across the bedroom and closed the door. He went inside the shower, turning on the showerhead. The water cascaded his entire body.

'God…how am I going to tell mom…that I…lost…?' He didn't have to finish the thought. He knew what he was talking about. And the worst part was that it was a guy he did it with.

Yeah, Sora's gay.

Not that his mother knew, though. It was kind of sad but Sora was afraid; what if his mother was a homophobe? What if he told her and she would kick him out in the cold, harsh world? What if she hired a monkey to kill him? Wait…? Monkey…okay, getting a bit carried away…

He turned off the faucet, grabbing the nearby towel off its rail. He began drying himself, the pain still there.

"Damn it…" he breathed. God, did he hate the person who did it to him. It was kind of half rape, half not… Sora was ashamed.

Ashamed, that was it. He was ashamed that he would have to—one day—tell his mother of his deed. At least it wasn't a girl he did it with, Sora's optimism kicking in. She would have to come to his house to announce she was pregnant and he was the father.

Oh, how gross would that be?

"Sora, go to bed!" A knock from the door, and footsteps followed the command. Sora sighed.

"Okay," he answered, coming out with only a towel. He entered his bedroom, picking up the mess he made.

He was, after all, a neat freak.

He slipped on some clean boxers and plopped himself on his bed. He wrapped the sheets close to his body.

There was going to be no other comfort than this.

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"HAHAHA! Revenge is so sweet…" cooed the red-head who was watching the little screen on the digital camera.

A smile crept on her face as she watched the brunette boy on the screen, screaming his heart out. She saw herself on the screen, a devious smile that matched with the one she had right now. The boy continued to scream, sweat dripping down his nude body. The girl was laughing as the boy screamed louder when she had inserted the condom-covered finger inside of him.

"This is how you pay, Sora Aoki," Kairi said, turning off the camera. She didn't have to watch it to know what was going to happen next. She was, after all, the one who made Sora "lose" his virginity.

Kairi then looked for the remote, and turned on the television as soon as she found it. A boy with silver hair and aqua eyes was plastered on the screen. Violet eyes were glued to the tube box.

'Hey, adoring fans!' said the gorgeous boy on national television. Kairi practically drooled over the fact the boy actually spoke.

Boy-crazy-drooling girls of around the world should be watching this broadcast.

'I'm here to tell you girls, yes, I'm talking to you—'

"Me…?" Kairi asked stupidly.

'—that I'm looking for a girl to spend half a year with!'

Kairi was squealing at the thought. Her, Kairi, with Riku Misaki, ultra super sexy model/actor! The thought was wonderful. She could think of the many activities they would do over the six months together.

'All you have to do,' Riku continued, 'is send me a tape of yourself to show me how talented and determined you girls are to have that spot by me to be my new girlfriend! You could be the lucky winner! And for a bonus for those in Destiny Islands,' Kairi's eyes went wide, 'I'm going to stay there!'

Screaming was heard throughout the whole house. Kairi's parents just shook their heads. They were use to the reactions Kairi has when Riku was on television or on a magazine or anywhere. They sometimes had to pull her out of the mall because she wouldn't move from drooling over the huge picture of the model plastered outside the GAP store. They wouldn't be surprised if she was actually going to win the contest.

Kairi scribbled the address of where Riku was going to stay:

Studio 13, Paopu Destiny
1779, Destiny Islands

She held that piece of paper like it was her life source. She sighed. She grabbed her camera and turned it on.

"Hi, I'm Kairi Clover," she spoke to the camera. "And I'm your number one fan!"

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"Mom…what are you doing?" asked Sora. He watched Saya staring at the screen, coffee cup in hand. Sora just took a seat beside his dazed mother, eating the prepared breakfast she made. After a long silence, a conversation between mother and son commenced.

"Sora, you should enter that contest."

"Huh?!" Sora stopped short of putting the piece of pancake in his mouth. He gave Saya a quizzical look.

"What for…? Didn't it say 'girls' should be the girlfriend, not a person with a penis?" he asked warily.

"Just cross dress," Saya said, not even looking at her son's reaction. He had dropped his eating utensils and gasped his mouth open.

"Mom, you can't be serious!" he retorted.

Saya only smiled, bringing the cup to her lips. "I am serious, Sora. You have the look, you've been single since ever… C'mon, Sora! It is Riku Misaki we're talking about." The smile that was manifested on her face deepened.

Sora scowled.

That's right, it was about Riku Misaki. Riku, Riku, RIKU! Sora could even visualize the incessant chants of the boy's name from the girls at school. That was what everyone talked about at school, even the guys! Well, only the gay and bisexual guys with the exception of Sora.

"Riku is so sexy" or "Riku has such a style" or "Riku's body is H-O-T!" or "His pierced ear makes him look so seductive" or, the one Sora hated the most, "Sora, you should go out with Riku sometime". Okay, that was only Tidus who was saying that. The tan, blond haired kid knew the brunette was gay, and he was only joking around. But, all in all, Sora was actually jealous of the sexy celebrity.

Not that the brunette would admit it.

"Ah, c'mon, Sora," Saya whined. Sora's eye twitched. The boy hated when his elated mother did this to him. He was not going to be convinced by his mother to enter some stupid contest to be some asshole celebrity's girlfriend. To hell with that.

"No."

"Why not?"

"No."

"I'll give you a bag of Oreos if you do it."

Sora turned to face his mother. Saya had a devious smile, as if she wanted to make her son cross dress and to audition for that contest. She secretly wanted her son to be gay.

Not that she'd admit it because she thought the way Sora acted was so homophobic.

Sora had to give in. Oreo cookies, hell yeah!

"Fine." Sora sighed in defeat. Saya cheered, almost jumping out of her chair. "On one condition."

Saya stopped dead in her tracks. "This is a secret between me and you. No one will know about this. This conversation never happened! Okay?" He raised his pinky.

Saya rolled her eyes. "Oh, all right!" she said, joining her pinky to her son's. Sora smiled.

Saya averted her eyes to the ceiling, a questioning grin plastered on her lips. "Can't I at least tell my friends?"

"NO!" Sora slammed his hands on the table, silverware trembling at the sudden movement. "Either way, I'm not going to make it, Mom!"

Saya narrowed her eyes. "And why is that?"

"I don't have boobs." Sora admitted, patting his flat chest. His mother's eyes widened at least a fraction before she folded over in giggles.

"Do you…want to have some…?" she said between fits of laughter. Sora pouted indignantly.

"NO!"

And with that he stormed in his bedroom, infuriated by his mom's actions. Saya only shook her head and sighed.

This was going to be fun…

End of Chapter 1

SC: How did you guys like it? REVIEW!

Cheekon: Wow… So, Sora didn't really lose his virginity?

SC: No… Kairi is such a bitch!

Kairi: HEY! -throws a knife at SC-

SC: -dodging it quickly- MUDERER! You hurt Sora's pride!

Sora: -walking out of Riku's bedroom- Whose pride did she hurt?

Everyone: NOBODY'S!

Next we're going to meet Riku!

Riku: Oh, yeah! Entering the sex god.

SC and Cheekon: You're full of yourself…

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Author's Note: I hope you like the revision version better. If not, well, just say what I still need to fix. Please don't say, "fix the whole damned plot", because that's just stupid. Please review, too.