Me: "Okay you people asked for it you got it. BLOOPERS! start the fic."
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Everyone arives take 1:
eight bolts of lightning transport them...into Titans Tower.
Cyborg: "We have intruders!"
Jenny: "Wait! We can explain!"
Robin: "Titans! GO!"
The Teen Titans then beat them up.
Me: "Cut! That was not supposed to happen!"
Take 2:
Everybody arrives in the ghost zone.
Kimiko: "What're we doing here?"
Skulker: "You are now all my prisoners! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Everyone then starts to leave
Skulker: "Hey! And just where do you think you're all going?"
Sam: "We have better things to do than hang out here all day."
Skulker: "Fine than! See if I ever hunt you again!"
Jenny: "Oh stop pouting you big baby."
Skulker: "I'm not pouting! You are!"
Introductions take 1:
MOG: "Kimiko, she's know as the dragon of fire and has a huge crush on Raimundo."
Kimiko: "Yes! I can't hide it any longer! I LOVE RAIMUNDO!"
Raimundo: 0.0
Kimiko then grabs him from off stage and starts to make out with him.
Me: "Cut! Make out on your own time!"
Take 2:
Jake Long bursts through the doors.
Jake Long holding a badge: "Master Of Games by the authority invested in me by the Dragon Council I hear by place you under arrest!"
Me: "Cut! Jake wrong story!"
Jake: "Oops."
Tyson from beyblade then comes out onto the set.
Me: "Tyson? What're you doing here?"
Tyson: "I'm here to do this."
He grabs Jake and stuffs him into a beyblade.
Tyson: "GO AMERICAN DRAGOON!"
He launches the top and it starts spinning.
Jake inside: "JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!"
A woman then comes out onto the set and stops the top.
Woman: "Hey! You're not George! I'm out of here!"
Me: "I don't understand it. If Dragoon wasn't in the top, Jake is here, than who is on the American Dragon show?"
I call up the show.
Me: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A BADLY DRAWN GREEN DRAGON THERE PUTTING EVERYTHING ON FIRE?"
Tyson: "Than that means..."
Meanwhile in the land of "Wow Trogdor. Are you feeling okay? You look blue...and Japanese.
Dragoon: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
Take 3:
The Animaniacs come in and start recking things.
Me: "Cut! What're you guys doing here?"
Yakko: "We've come to get you to do a story for our section."
Me: "Why does this stuff always happen to me? Listen you three I aint gonna do it, now get out of here before Stitch goes rabies on you!"
Stitch then comes up and cracks his knuckles (?).
Dot: "But he wouldn't hurt me. I'm too cute."
Me: "Stitch doesn't like cute."
Dot: "He doesn't?"
Me: "Nope, in fact it kind of annoys him."
Stitch: "Grrrrrr!"
Me: "I'd start running away if I were you."
Scene of MOG getting Kimiko take 1:
MOG starts to come out of the shadows but slips on a banana peel.
Me: "Cut! Oh no, not the banana peel stuff again."
Take 2:
MOG slips on the banana itself.
Me: "Cut! From now on my studio is BANANA FREE!"
Take 3:
MOG: "BOO!"
Kimiko: "AAAAAH!"
Me: "Cut!"
Take 4:
The Winx Club walks out onto the stage.
Me: "AGGGGGGGGGGH! EVIL WINX CLUB!"
Red Head: "We aren't evil."
Me: "YOU ARE IN MY BOOK! HOW DID YOU GET PAST SECURITY!"
Brunette: "Perfume bomb. He has a surprisingly sensitive nose."
Me: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Blond: "We're going to be in the sequel so..."
Me: "NO YOU'RE NOT YOU SAILOR MOON WANNA BES!"
Pigtailed girl: "We're not wanna bes!"
Red Head: "We'll force you to put us in if we have to!"
Me: "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU...YOU...AIR HEADS YOU!"
Blond: "We're not air heads! Let's get him girls!"
They start to charge right for me. I take out a laser bazooka and start firing.
Me: "YOU SAILOR MOON WANNABE AIRHEADS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
Pigtailed girl: "Charge!"
I then flip a switch on the bazooka and shoot one of them transporting them out of here.
Me: "WHO'S NEXT?"
I then zap them all out of here.
take 5:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force comes in.
Me: "Cut! What're you guys doing here?"
Frylock: "Well we want for you to do a story for our section."
Me: "Nope sorry, too busy. Ask again in a month or so."
Frylock: "Come on Shake, he's too busy."
Shake: "No he isn't. He's lieing, because he's a liar. Listen all I got to do is hit him with this stick and..."
Frylock: "No! You do NOT want to see him mad!"
Shake: "Yeah? Well wait untill he gets a load of me mad!"
Shake starts to come over to where I am.
Frylock: "Wait! Shake! Get back here!"
Shake: "Alright you! I'm going to hit you with this stick until you do a story for our section."
He hits me with the stick and my eyes have fire in them with anger.
Frylock: "Oooh now you gone and did it!"
Me: "Stitch! Sike'em!"
Shake: "Stitch? What's a..." Stitch then grabbed Shake by his straw and started slamming him about. "HOLY CRAP!"
Frylock then goes up to me.
Frylock: "I'm really sorry about him. He's kind of an idiot."
Me: "Yeah I caught that the first time."
Frylock: "Yeah, well he sort of does this all the time and we need to be getting home."
Me: "You sure you don't want to see Stitch continue to kick the crud out of him?"
Frylock: "Well it is very tempting..."
Shake being beaten up: "FRYLOCK PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU, GET HIM OFF OF ME!"
Frylock: "But I'm going to have to decline. Meatwod is waiting for us."
Me: "Okay then. Stitch! Here boy!"
Stitch then dropped a very beaten Shake and come over for a doggy treat.
Frylock: "Here Shake, let me help you."
Shake: "The little runt is just lucky that's all!"
Stitch then threw his doggy treat at him knocking him out.
And that's all you are going to get for this set. And now, FINALLY, on to the sequel. But like the last set of bloopers if you had a favorite blooper please tell me.
