Zana: Hi, I just had to write this! You see, I was googling some pictures, when I stumbled across this comic, made BY ANOTHER PERSON, so I don't own it. It was so funny; I had to put it on here, so here I go. The dialogue might be slightly different, but pretty much the same story! You should go and see if you can check it out sometime! So, read!

Yami: And she doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the dialogue that came from the comic!

Joey and Kaiba in a Nutshell

Joey: This how a lot of Joey X Kaiba fics end up like. Seto and I will do a reenactment. Viewer digression is advised.

Scene One

Joey: (In a corner angsting) Woe is me! I am so depressed because my nameless father keeps on abusing and/or raping me! And to make it worst, I have a crush on Seto Kaiba, who I supposedly hate! Oh, I am so miserable! Let me continue angsting! And did I mention I'm a prostitute? (Sits in the corner crying)

Elsewhere…

Kaiba: My Kaiba-senses are tingling! Something tells me Joey is being abused and/or raped by his nameless father! I would know since Gozaburo abused and/or raped me! Also, I think I actually am falling in love with the mutt! Oh, the suspense and drama!

Scene Two

Nameless Father: MWHAHHHAH! I am Joey's nameless father and I like to abuse and/or rape my son! BWHAHAHHA! He is my little whore!

Joey: (Crying) Please Nameless father, stop abusing and/or raping me! Oh Seto, who I supposedly hate, yet secretly love, please save me!

Kaiba: (from no where) Joey's Nameless Father! Stop abusing and/or raping your son! I'm Seto Kaiba, so you Have to!

Joey: (Is very happy at the moment)

And the nameless father is either killed or sent to jail for a long time.

Scene Three

Joey: Kaiba, why did you save me when you're nothing but a cold-hearted asshole/bastard?

Kaiba takes a deep breath and talks very quickly.

Kaiba: Because, you've melted the ice in my heart and now I'm in love with you! (blushes)

Joey: Wow, I'm in love with you too!

Big Kiss Scene!

Kaiba: (really fast) So do you want to come live in my huge-ass mansion with Mokuba and me, be my uke, have lots and lots of wonderful sex, and then have kids, depending on the fic, even though it's impossible, since we're both men?

Joey: (confused)……….OK!

Big Lemon Scene! With lots of, "Oh Joey my golden puppy I love you so much," and, "Oh Seto! My blue-eyed dragon, take me!" Mokuba often hears these noises.

And they live happily ever after. With a sequel, sometimes.

Joey: Did I have boobs in the sex scene?

Kaiba: …….

Joey: And that concludes our play.

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Zana: IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE TO JOEY AND KAIBA FICS! I LOVE THOSE TWO TOGETHER! It's just random, light humor! It's suppose to be a one-shot, but if people like, I can make a part two, with Ryou and Bakura! Review! And no flames! I'm out!