Love Termination

Meanwhile Kel was in Wyldon's room smelling his clothes "Yum! Smells like chicken!" she said. She put some of his socks into her pocket and ran of to find Wyldon. Unfortunately Allana was in the hall and she started to chase after Kel.

Meanwhile Neal and Joren stopped in front of a Janitors closet. "Its in there," said Joren then he ran of to visit his identical triplet brother's Lucius Malfoy and Hilary Duff.

Neal walked into the closet to find himself in the Chamber of Soap. It was like a giant living room. There was no soap in sight.

"There's no soap in sight!" cried Neal

"Of course not you wiener!" said George coming out of a cupboard. 'The Chamber of Soap has nothing to do with soap! It's a magical Chamber were things from soap opera's happen! Duh!"

"Huh what's a soap opera?" said Neal

"I dunno," said George. He then ate some multicolored licorice. Suddenly Opera Winfrey walked into the room pointed at Neal and yelled "You had an affair with my girlfriend! I hate you! Now were going to have a cat fight!" she leaped at Neal

"AGGGGHHHH!" yelled Neal ducking behind a chair. "I just want a love potion antidote!" he looked up to find a bottle labeled "Love Potion Antidote" sitting on a table.

"Well wasn't that convenient" said Neal grabbing the antidote. He ran out of the Chamber and into the great hall were everyone was chasing the one they loved. He sat down and read the instructions aloud.

"Step 1: open the bottle. Check! Step 2: Make sure you wearing pants. Uh oh" he ran to his room put on some pants ran to the hall again and sat down " Check! Step 3: Poor bottle into the water ventilation system" Neal fallowed the instructions and sat back down. He watched as everybody fell out of love. Except for some reason Dom still loved Cleon.

"Dom! Why do you still love Cleon?" asked Neal

"Because I loved him way before this whole Love potion Tragedy!" he looked at Cleon affectionately. Cleon barfed on Kel.

"Hey!" said Neal "Kel was responsible for the whole thing! Every body get your pitch forked and torches and we'll chase Kel like an angry mob!"

So everybody got they're torches and pitchforks and they chased Kel. "But a monkey made me do it!" yelled Kel

And that's how Neal saved the day. The end--

"Hey!" said the confused and disturbed reader "But you said this story wasn't about Neal!"

"I did?" said me " My god I'm going senile!" I started to panic and cry and whistle green day at the same time.

"So was this story about Neal?" asked the reader

"I CAN"T REMEMBER!" yelled me very loudly "I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER"