Black out Voice over

"Mom?"

"Yes son"

"Can we eat Jar Jar?"

"No Luke"

Stars come across the screen

Voice over

"Daddy?"

"What sweetie?"

"Do I have to go to bed?"

"Yes little angel"

"Why?"

"Because if you don't Uncle Obi will come and baby sit"

"Ahhhhhhhhh"

"ANAKIN! What did you say to her!"

The long, very long, very very long, awaited sequel to Padme and Anakin's meaning of life

Voice over

"Leia you shouldn't do that to mom's dress"

"Why not? Duff head"

"Because that's mom's best one"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Is not"

"Is too"

"Shut up barf mouth"

"Whatever freak"

'30 minutes later'

"Ok who did the art work to mommy's BEST DRESS!"

"See told you"

"Shut up Blondie"

Attack of the terror toddlers

Staring:

Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala Skywalker "Can't touch this dun dun na na"

"Anakin put some pants on"

Luke Skywalker and Leia Amidala Skywalker "Hey?"

"What"

"Leia, how come you got another name?"

"Because I'm better then you"

Coming to a web site near you!