A/N: I got the idea from the challenge fic thingdoodlies that Sorceress Myst posted in her profile. And, yeah...it sucks. I know it does. They're terribly OOC, my writing was weak, and the ending is crappy. Please don't hurt me. It's my first time in the Star Ocean 3 category. (bows)

Disclaimer: The Adversary owns not the Star Ocean 3.

"Ack! Damnit, that hurts, Nox."

"What are you Zelpher, a child?"

"This is my first time, Nox. I can't help it if it hurts."

"Fool, why didn't you tell me it was your first time?"

"I thought you knew! Agh...that stings. I'm going to be so sore in the morning."

"Hmph, that's what you get for being in such a rush."

"Ouch! Don't make it move like that. It's too big!"

"Too big? But I thought Aquarian women liked them big."

"N-not like this."

"Gah, maggot. Here. Move a little to the right. Like that."

"Oh..."

"Does it feel better like that?"

"Y-yes...thanks. We're going slower now, aren't we?"

"Bah, don't think I did it for your comfort, fool. I did it so I wouldn't have to listen to you gripe anymore."

"Grrr...sorry if my griping was annoying you. Next time I am required to ride a dragon I'll make sure I'm not with you."