Chapter 1
Joey is sitting in a chair, waiting for this to start.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..." the narrator says in a round.
"Joey Wheeler...wears lady's lingerie..."
"...HEY!..." Joey said, as the color drains from his face..
-Backstage-
"No way!" said Mai.
"Man. Why would he do that?" said Tristen.
"Lol!" said Andrea.
-On stage-
"Joey Wheeler...is a boy genius..."
"Ya got tha' right!" said Joey
"...in his own little head..."
"HEY!" yells Joey
-Backstage-
"Finally someone tells it to him." said Seto.
-On stage-
"Joey Wheeler...hates Yugi.."
" SAY WHAT? Do not! Yugi my best friend! I would never hate him or anyone else except for moneybags!" yelled Joey.
(Backstage: "What? What about our friendship?" yells Yugi, crying. "NO JOEY, WHAT ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP?" yells Tea, who gets hit by a sack of sugar.)
"Shut up you...you...are you even a person?" asked Joey
"Shut up! I'm the narrator here! It doesn't matter if I'm real or not...Anyway...Joey Wheeler...loves someone backstage otherwise than Mai..."
"..."
-Backstage-
"Who do you think it is?" asked Andrea.
"Who knows." said Tea.
"No the friendship bitch is here!" said Andrea and ran away.
"Oh great. I lost Andrea. What else can happen?" said Brianna
-On stage-
"Joey Wheeler...runs around his house in his boxers yelling, "I'm a blond idiot, I'm a blond idiot!"..."
"...Where are you getting these from?" yells Joey.
"I'm not telling you! Stop asking so many questions! I don't want to be the fucking narrator anymore! I quit, I quit, I quit! Maybe I can go back to being what I wanted to be...a pastry chef! I should have listened to my mother! Goodbye stupid people! I will not see you soon! Bye!" said the narrator.
"No! Come back! Fine I'm not paying you anymore! Andrea! Come back with my sugar! Narrator please please please come back!" yelled Brianna, running on stage.
" I'm so smart that I made him quit his job!" said Joey, proudly.
"Sure." said Marik, sarcastically.
"I hate this..." said Brianna.
"Now all I need to do is get a new narrator. Maybe I should check the yellow pages..." said Brianna, deep in thought.
"Here ya go!" says Andrea, appearing out of nowhere with a Yellow Book.
Brianna looks through the book. She finally found the page which said...
Sadistic, evil narrator looking for a job. Only 5 dollars a day (well it depends on the person(s) he's trying to make fun of). Call: 1-800-EVIL NARRATOR.
"Ok...that solves my problem." said Brianna, getting out her cell and dialing the number.
"Hi, I want to hire an evil, sadistic narrator." said Brianna.
"Sure. The narrator will arrive in 5...4...3...2-" said a lady.
"I'm the new narrator. Now whose my next victim?" said the new narrator.
"Yes! Oh crap...I forgot who was supposed to go next!" said Brianna, hanging up her cell.
"Come back here you stupid friendship bitch!" yelled Andrea, chasing Tea.
"What about our friendship?" said Tea, running as fast as she could.
"That's your problem not mine!" yelled Andrea.
"You mean-"
"Where the hell is Mokuba?" said Seto, cutting off Tea.
Andrea stopped chasing Tea and turned around and glared at Seto.
"YOU LOST MOKIE!" she yelled at him.
"It's not my fault. He was here a moment ago." he said.
"Crap. Mokua's gone, Andrea hates Tea, what else can happen." said Brianna.
"Don't say that. Every time you say that something bad always does happen." said Mai.
"No really." said Brianna, sarcastically.
"Then why do you keep saying that?" asked Yugi.
"Because...I like...saying...it." said Brianna.
"You're the one getting us in danger!" yelled Tristen and Duke.
"It not my fault." said Brianna.
"Sure." said Bakura, sarcastically.
"Let's just find Mokuba!" said Brianna.
"Everyone split up!" said Andrea, running to Ra knows where.
"Yea, leave me by myself. That's so nice. No one asks me where Mokuba is because I can see where every single thing is. So mean people!" said the narrator...to no one.
"Fine. Where's Mokuba?" asked Brianna.
"Finally! Someone listens to me! Mokuba's in the broom closet, next to the lounge."
"Thanks!" said Brianna, and headed for the closet.
"'Thanks'? That's all I get? How about a victim? That's not fair! Grr."
Brianna walked past the lounge entrance to hear a small knock coming back from the closet.
"Mokuba? You in there?" asked Brianna.
"Help! I'm locked in!" he yelled from the other side of the door.
"How did you get in there?" asked Brianna.
"I had to much sugar and wandered off somewhere and I landed here." he said.
"Uhh. I need to pick the lock. How can I pick it?" asked Brianna.
"Don't ask me. Do you have a needle or something?" asked Mokuba.
"Damnit, I left with Andrea. I know! I think I may can pick it with my fake nails. They're really long." said Brianna.
"Try anything!" he said.
Brianna stuck her finger into the lock, trying to pick it. Finally there was a click and the door swung open.
"Thanks Brianna!" said Mokuba, cheerfully.
"Yea. Your welcome. Crap, I broke my nail." said Brianna, looking at her black, broken, fake nail, with sadness.
"Wasn't it fake?" asked Mokuba.
"Yea...it was." said Brianna.
"Let's go back. Everyone's looking for you." said Brianna.
"Ok, but what about the narrator?" he asked.
"Oh, I hired a new one." she said, walking with Mokuba backstage.
"Ya guys! I found Mokuba!" yelled Brianna.
"Yay! Mokie your ok!" said Andrea, hugging Mokuba.
"I'm glad your alright, Mokuba." said Seto.
"If you haven't forgotten, I NEED A VICTIM!"
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