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"Harry, what are you wearing!" Hermione yelled, Harry was wearing a dress.

"I just wanted to feel pretty."Harry started to sng and dance.

"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and...OWWW!" Harry fell over his truck.

"I love you Hermione!" Draco said out of nowhere.

"Malfoy! How did you get in here?" Hermione asked. She was so confused.

"Hermione, my love for you burns more than a naked sumo wrestler without Preperation H." Hermione made a discusted face.

"Hermione, me and Snape are getting married!" Ron said behind her.

"AHH!"Hermione screamed. She ran out of the Gryffindor Common Room and into the Room of Requirment.

"This is not happening to me!" All of a sudden Hermione heard a noise behind /another door. She slowly reached for the door and pulled it open.

"AHHH!" She fainted. She saw MgGonnagal and Dumbledor making monkey love.

IN THE HOSPITAL WING/

"Hermione, Hermione are you ok?" Ron poked her head. She awoke.

"Yeah, I'm fine. But I had this really dream,"

"Good. Cause I have good news!" He interrupted.

"What?" She asked.

"I just saved a load of money on my broom insurance by switching to GEIGO!" He jumped for joy.

"AHHHH! What's going on!" Harry entered the room. What she saw was worse thean MgGonnagal and Dumbledor! Harry was carring Nevielle!

"Hey Hermione, me and Nevielle are going steady now!" Hermione ran out of the room without screaming because her voice wass hurting from it all. She was running down the hall when she spotted Grabbed and Goyle. For once she was glad she saw those two idiots!

"Hey guys, could you tell me what's going on?" She asked.

"Duh, I dont know." Goyle said tsupidly.

"OOKK." She replied.

"Well, we're trying to get into the Room of Requirment, but this idiot is dumber than a pickal. Watch." Hermione was really scared now. Grabbe was talking intelligently now. Dispite this fact, she watched.

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home." He passed the wall three times. Nothing happened.

"Darnit! It worked in the movie!" Hermione pushed him aside.

"I need a place to hide, I need a place to hide, I need a place to hide!" She walked pass the wall three times. A door appeared. She ran into it. She checked the other door, just in case, and found nothing. She sat down.

"Finally some peace and quit." Suddenly the door opens and in walks Filch, Snape, and Voldemort.

"1,2,1,2,3,4, hit it!" They all stood together and were about to sing.

"Put a smile on your face, make the world a better place. Put on a smile on your face,"

"AHHHHH!" Hermione screamed some more and ran out the room and to Dumbledor's office. She came to gargoyle and said the password.

"Horny squirrals." She got in and burst into his room, hoping not to interrupt anything again. She wass right. Dumbledor was wearing a shinny red dress and tap shoes. His hair was suddenly a curly red.

"The sun will come out, tommorow! Bet your bottom that tommorow! There'll be sun! I'll just think of the day, when it's grey, and lonely! I'll just stick up my chin and grin and sayyyyyyy...Tommorow, tommorow, I'll love ya tommorow, there's only a dayyyyyyyy, aaaaaa, wayyyyyyyyy!" Hermione screamed her lungs out and died 'cause lack of air, and the autheruss don't like her.

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