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Arianna: Yes, you read the title correctly! For those of you who weren't around this section back in my beginning days as a FE writer, this was my first story. However, since it was in script form, I ended up having to move it to my website and complete it there. Now that it is done, I'm going to start changing it into a normal style story. Or at least……as normal as my stories get. If you'd rather read the original script-form version, go to the link in my profile. And so, here's the prologue...
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Hello! This is just an idea I got while listening to American Idol and playing Fire Emblem. Just try to imagine this happening and you might laugh.
Disclaimer I don't own Fire Emblem, American Idol, or any of the songs.
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The camera focuses in on Limstella……
Hello! Welcome to Fire Emblem Idol, the show where we find talented singers, and nationally humiliate the untalented ones. Let's go to the audition room!
The screen switches to inside audition room where the three judges are sitting at a table……
Our judges this season are Eliwood,
"Look, Mom! I'm on the magic box thing!"
Arianna,
"I'm on TV! Hiya everybody!"
And Erk.
"I didn't want to be here." Erk points at Arianna. "She made me. I think this show is stupid."
Um...right…moving on. We have a whole crowd outside waiting to tryout to be THE Fire Emblem Idol!
Music starts playing and we see that weird scene with the moving figure thing. The camera pans briefly over the line outside, then turns to the door to show Serra walking in.
"Sweet Elimine!" Erk cries. "Have mercy on my ears!"
"Hi Serra!" Arianna greets, cheerfully. "What will you be singing today?"
"I am going to sing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion. " Serra tells her. "I dedicate this song to Lucius, who despite my attempts, still keeps rejecting me. I'm going to "talk" to him after this audition."
"But isn't the song about the fact Jack is dead or something?" Arianna asks, alarmed.
"Right." Serra replies, smiling devilishly.
Somewhere in the line outside….
"That's strange." Lucius says. "I'm feeling evil vibes coming from inside this building."
Back in the audition room……
"Okay, go ahead Serra." Arianna says, and in the most horrible, screeching voice you ever wished you didn't hear, Serra begins.
"Every night in my dreams……..I see you….I feel you……" she sings and Eliwood covers his ears as Erk grumbles.
"I feel a headache coming on." Arianna says quietly to her fellow judges.
(A/N: I'm skipping around the song.)
"You're here, there's NOTHING-" The window shatters.
"STOP!" Eliwood yells, his ears now bleeding as pieces of glass from the window scatters around him. "For the love of Elimine and eardrums, STOP!" Serra stops and looks at the judges nervously. Arianna cautiously uncovers her ears.
"Uhhh…Erk?" she says, designating him their speaker.
"Um…well…" Erk mumbles, trying to delay the inevitable. "Oh, heck with it, you SUCKED! That was the most horrible noise I have ever heard in my life! Stick to being a cleric, please." Serra starts crying.
"I tried so hard! All I ever wanted was to be a singer! How can you not think I'm wonderful? Blah blah blah…." (whatever else the people always say when they get rejected) Arianna rubs her fingers together.
"My little violin is playing for you." she tells Serra. Eliwood is confused and looking at her fingers.
"I don't see any violin." he says.
"GoodBYE, Serra." Erk dismisses the disappointed girl and she stomps out of the room angrily screaming about curses and lawyers and such. In the silence that follows the slamming of the door, Arianna says-
"Well, that was not a good way to start."
"I need an aspirin." Erk complains, putting his head down on his arms.
Back to the host, Limstella……
Looks like Serra doesn't have what it takes. But maybe one of these other screaming, cheering people standing outside does. Tune in next time to see-
-- Preview --
Fiora getting dirrty,
"Get fired up and PARTY! Wanna get DIRTY!"
And Sain singing about his love life,
"This love has taken its toll on me, she said goodbye too many times before."
-- End Preview --
Buh bye!
-cue music and animations-
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Okay, just trying to get things started here. I have many funny ideas for future ones. I'm actually planning on having the "audience" vote for who wins. I picked the song "My Heart Will Go On" because of a personal trauma of mine involving a talent show and forgetting the words and having to improvise. :) Please review!
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NOTE Since this is a completed story, there will be no voting, and therefore I am not violating any rules. I will just be using the results from the original.
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