Don't even think about it!

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Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.

Dedication: I dedicate this story to my beta Hayley and my gamma Marko. I love you guys!

Pairing: L/L

Summary: The javajunkies make a bet. But can they stick to it?

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Part 1: A trail of kisses

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A trail of kisses: phrase.

To place various kisses shortly after each other, if possible in a short distance after each other on an object of desire. Many people place "a trail of kisses" on various body parts, preferably somebody else's body parts. If followed that direction, said kissed body part by "a trail of kisses" might affect the owner of said body part to contemplate the thought, that the "a trail of kisses" kisser, might want something called "love", "closeness", "cuddling" or sometimes even "sex".

Note: A "trail of kisses" used on the wrong person, in wrong circumstances will lead to the opposite of event, as in slapping, hurting, or just a kick somewhere it would hurt.

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Lorelai lay in her bed, her arm spread comfortably over her head, her other hand resting on his stomach. She smiled to herself. Her hand started to caress his stomach gently. Trying not to wake him. She closed her eyes once again. Wanting to take him all in. His feel. She smiled. That was it. The perfect beginning of yet another morning. Her hand stared to trace lazy circles on his stomach. He was still asleep. She changed position and was now facing him. A very naked Luke, well not very naked. Well he was naked but covered by her comforter. His lower self. And still, he was naked. She leaned over him and kissed a wet trail down his chest. He groaned.

"Jeez. You're the death of me woman!" he said a little too loud.

She pulled her head up and looked at him. A million dollar grin on her face.

"Something has to be."

She kissed his chest another time.

"No coffee."

Another kiss emphasising said words.

"No junk food."

Another kiss.

"Something has to be."

"What are you suggesting?" he asked innocently.

"Hmm. Well. It involves two parties, of each sex to be preferred. Because if said parties, are of one sex, that could get unpleasant, for me at least. So you see, said parties take part in an event, lets call it…Trekkie and Enterprise."

He flinched. She grinned.

"Gotcha."

She continued the trail down his chest, until she met his belly button. He squeezed his eyes shut and turned around to her fuzzy alarm clock. It said 8 am.

Her kisses grew more and more less innocent, well lets face it, when are kisses, down a mans chest, in a naked state innocent, but now her kisses did involve her to suck in skin and lick said sucked in skin afterwards. He took in a sharp breath.

"Work. Diner. Inn." He stammered.

"Mmh."

"Kirk. Kirk. Kirk. Kirk. Kirk." He said over and over again.

She stopped for one split second, by the mention of the towns craziest person, and that says something, especially, once u considered Luke's and Lorelai's place to live. Stars Hollow. That's all there's to say. Stars hollow. She saw right through him.

"Kirk. Taylor. Kirk. Kirk and Taylor." He tried.

She kissed him again, with more force. Her other hand playing with some of his chest hair.

"Babette. Miss Patty. Camera. Broad. Cast."

"Kinky."

She kept kissing him. He was fighting a battle, he was about to lose.

"Rory." He breathed as his last resort.

She stopped kissing him all together, her hands remained in place. He smiled at her triumphaticly and jumped out of her bed. He breathed a few deep breaths.

"I win."

"You mentioned Rory. That's no fair!" she whined.

"But necessary. I have to be at the diner. I cant leave Caesar alone for so long."

"Aww. Poor Caesar."

She sat up in bed and watched him get a flannel shirt and some of his beloved blue jeans. A pair of boxers not to forget.

"A shower?" she asked with a glimmer in her eyes.

"No." he swallowed heavily.

He looked at her. She looked at him. A devilish grin appeared on her face. That was when he started to run, through the door across the hall and towards the bathroom door. The strange thing was, Lorelai was faster than him. No. Seriously. She was there before him and blocked the entrance to the bathroom door with her body. Well, even for Lorelai winning sometimes cried for desperate measures, such as running. And there she was now. Blocking the bathroom door, looking challenging at Luke.

"I win." She proclaimed.

He looked at her and shook his head. He smiled at her and put on his boxer shorts. Lorelai's mouth hung open. He got in his pants. That was when Lorelai gasped.

"What about the shower?" she asked seductively.

"I got one at the diner."

He smiled at her triumphatically and buttoned up his flannel-shirt. She stepped up to him. She didn't look him in the eye.

"Okay. You win." She said sadly.

He smiled. She pressed her lips hard against his. Deepening the kiss immediately. She caressed his tounge with hers, teasing him. Telling him, he wanted more. But he started to smile through the kiss. The kiss was broken.

"Sorry." He just said.

"I bet you are."

Lorelai sighed deeply.

"How?" she asked curiously.

"Kirk and Taylor. Not a pretty sight."

She cringed her eyebrow.

"Kirk and Taylor making out. Not a pretty sight."

"Ah." She said.

She kissed him again. But he pulled away immediately.

"No. Damn woman! Wasn't last night enough?"

She looked him up and down.

"No."

"You couldn't go one day without it."

"Oh come on Luke. Its Friday. And you know what Friday is. I need a little pre-pick me up, so I can face the day. And Emily, without the thought of drowning in coffee to be appealing, wait drowning in coffee..."

"You wouldn't last one single day." He smirked.

"You think you're that good huh?" she smirked.

"You bet I am. You wouldn't last one day."

"Oh. I would. But I know someone who wouldn't. And his name ain't Lorelai. Well a boy with the name Lorelai…"

"Oh. I can last a day. More than a day. I could last longer than you."

"No you couldn't. You're a man. Sex obsessed man of those."

"Not as sex obsessed as my little girlfriend here."

"Oh don't challenge me. You know I'll win!" she said triumphaticly.

"Oh. How so?"

"Because I always win."

"You didn't win before."

"Oh that. I can still win. You're not out of the house yet Bugs."

"You wanna bet?"

"A bet? About what?" she asked innocently.

"Who of, the both of us" gesturing between them. "can last longer without sex."

"Hmm. No sex with you? Oh I got some men on my hands. I'm very persuasive."

She winked.

"No sex between us, no sex between you or any other fella."

He smirked.

"Hmm. But you could hire a hooker."

"No sex between us, no sex between me or any hooker."

Both of them were quiet for a moment, thinking about the bet in question.

"Deal." He said.

"Deal." She said.

They shook hands.

"You so won't last a week. I tell you woman! Hell you won't even last a day…" he said smirking.

"We'll see Butch. We'll see."

A grin reappeared on her face. She was about to kiss him again.

"And no kissing." He stated firmly.

"What? No kissing? Oh come on! No fair!"

"Would be too unfair WITH kissing."

"I am that irresistible huh?"

"You bet."

He smiled and walked back into her bedroom, to retrieve his baseball cap and shoes, accompanied by socks. She followed him and sat on the bed, watching him.

"For gods sakes Lorelai! Put something on!" he groaned.

He tied his second shoe blindly, put his baseball cap on and went out of the room, using his hands as eyes. Suddenly his hands reached something cold and smooth.

"Uh baby. That's me." She said in a very seductive voice.

He grid his teeth, removed his hand and backed away, opening his eyes for a split second, spotted the exit of the bedroom and made a run for it. He breathed a sigh of relief, once he had left the room and ran down the stairs, just to be save.

"Come by later?" he yelled upstairs.

"Yeah whatever." She said almost not loud enough for him to hear.

"Fine." He yelled and left her house.

He shook his head a few times. He would need a very cold shower up in this apartment of his. A very cold shower. The word icy could be used. Now this would be something challenging. He didn't even want to imagine all the ways, that Lorelai would come up with, to seduce him with. He shuddered. Maybe that was not such a good idea after all. But they had not talked about some punishments, for the one who gave up first. At least now he had some time to come up with some things, that could compete with the very unpleasant things, and he was sure of that, Lorelai had thought out until now.

She was still sitting on her bed, hugging her knees to herself. That was the first time she had lost against a man. No man before could resist the Lorelai charm. No man. But Luke. She hoped that this little loss would not continue in a chain of losses towards him. Well, at least she could think of some ways, to seduce him. A devilish grin appeared on her face. And off course, there was the punishment. The price the looser would have to pay. Oh Luke. She would make him pay for her loss. Oh yeah she would. Her head was spilling over with ways of how to do so.

"Oh little Luke. There will be hell to pay." She whispered grinning.

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TBC

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