Inuyasha finally snaps

It all starts on a warm and cheery day in the futile times… Inuyasha is arguing with his precious Kagome. Miroku and Sango are off somewhere…(you'll learn about that later) and Shippo the adorable fox demon is off frolicking in a meadow of flowers. (Convenient isn't it)

Kagome- Why is it that you're STILL in love with Kikio? Don't you realize that she died 50 years ago?

Inuyasha- I told you I love you.

Kagome- NO YOU DIDN'T YOU NEVER TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL! WHY DO YOU THINK I'M ALWAYS SO (curse) MAD AT YOU!

Inuyasha- I thought it was because I'm in love with the dead body of the priestess that you were reincarnated as…?

Kagome- Oh yeah… WELL THAT TOO!

Inuyasha stands up and looks as if he's reminiscing. Then he stares down at Kagome and in his softest voice he says- It's not that I don't love you too. (and he stares off into the distance)

Kagome- AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING YOU ALWAYS TALK WAY TOO SOFT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH LOVE! SIT, SIT, SIT!(Kagome starts to cry and runs far away into the meadow to talk to Shippo, because somehow he always seems to know more about relationships than Inuyasha.)

Inuyasha- (screams at the top of his lungs) KOUGA YOU CAN HAVE HER!

Miles away on top of a high mountain peek, Kouga's ears perk up, and in an oh so macho voice he says...

Kouga- The mutt's finally given up. Kagome is now rightfully mine.

Inuyasha miles away from the mountain peek hears Kouga's grand speech.

Inuyasha- Kouga take it back! I'm not a MUTT! (Then he realizes that truthfully he is a mutt an cries himself to sleep.)

Once again miles away... er... wait minutes away Kagome is explaining things to Shippo.

Kagome- WHY WON'T HE DUMP HER! (Cries more) I'm PRETTIER, SMARTER, but most of all I'm...

Kikio- Louder...

Kagome- NO I WAS GOING TO SAY...hm... something like ALIVE!

Kikio- You are utterly pathetic. You yell at him, pummel him into the ground, then you expect him to love you more than me...? You are hopeless.

Kagome- WELL HOW ARE YOU better than ME? You STICK HI M TO A TREE FOR 50, whispers yes you died 50 years agostops whispering YEARS! Then you go and die, thus creating me in a future life, and when you come back you TRY TO KILL HIM! THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO TAKE HIM TO HELL WITH YOU! HOW THE (another curse) are YOU better than ME?

Shippo- (after hiding from the savage women he speaks) Um... I'd say you should go seek counseling... you're BOTH nuts.

Kagome and Kikio- (both draw their bows and aim them towards Shippo) DIE!

Shippo- (Screams and runs towards Inuyasha) INUYASHA HELP!

Inuyasha- (still shouting back and forth with Kouga looks at Shippo and the two women) WHAT THE (yet another curse)?

Shippo- He's the one you want, make him decide who's better!

Kagome and Kikio- (stop running and aim there arrows at Inuyasha) TELL ME I'M BETTER!

Inuyasha- I'M FED UP WITH ALL THIS SHIT, I'LL KILL YOU BOTH! (Draws tetsiga) DIE (curse)! HA HA HA!

Kagome and Kikio- (scream then in a blinding flash both of them are cremated)

Shippo- Wow, that's ironic.

Inuyasha- (turns toward Shippo) You're next!

What will happen next? Where are Miroku and Sango? Why aren't Mioga or Kilala with them? Who am I asking all these questions? Find out more next time on Inuyasha Finally Snaps.