All Their Fics
I do not own Chicago. I don't even know why I'm writing this.
They seem to think that we'll do what they want
In all their fics!
That we'll just kiss and walk and dance and talk
In all their fics!
They say jump
We say "How high?"
I've read one where
Roxie can fly!
Do they have no lives,
That's why I'm Billy's wife
In all
Their
Fics
They say that Mama and I are in love
In all their fics!
They mostly don't know what their speaking of
But they write fics!
Have you only seen the movie?
You know there is much more to me
But of course you don't care
You will write what you dare
In all
Your
Fics
Oh! It seems that most of 'em can't even spell!
In all their fics!
Oh! They've sent our story halfway down t' hell!
In all their fics!
Pleeease
Throw out your pen and paper
Pleeease
Do not retrieve 'em later!
Don't cha know
Your stories blow
And all
Your
Fics
Why can't you just write decent things
In all your fics!
We are not just your puppets on strings
In all your fics!
Amos Hart wouldn't hurt a fly
He's not the murdering kinda guy!
Stop telling these
Horrendous lies
In all
Your
Fics
Iiiii'm
Not Billy's wife, so
Dooon't
Screw with my life
In allllllll
Yooooour
Fiiiiics!
Don't ask o0 That was Velma talking , I actually think most things in the Chicago section are lovely….