All Their Fics

I do not own Chicago. I don't even know why I'm writing this.

They seem to think that we'll do what they want

In all their fics!

That we'll just kiss and walk and dance and talk

In all their fics!

They say jump

We say "How high?"

I've read one where

Roxie can fly!

Do they have no lives,

That's why I'm Billy's wife

In all

Their

Fics

They say that Mama and I are in love

In all their fics!

They mostly don't know what their speaking of

But they write fics!

Have you only seen the movie?

You know there is much more to me

But of course you don't care

You will write what you dare

In all

Your

Fics

Oh! It seems that most of 'em can't even spell!

In all their fics!

Oh! They've sent our story halfway down t' hell!

In all their fics!

Pleeease

Throw out your pen and paper

Pleeease

Do not retrieve 'em later!

Don't cha know

Your stories blow

And all

Your

Fics

Why can't you just write decent things

In all your fics!

We are not just your puppets on strings

In all your fics!

Amos Hart wouldn't hurt a fly

He's not the murdering kinda guy!

Stop telling these

Horrendous lies

In all

Your

Fics

Iiiii'm

Not Billy's wife, so

Dooon't

Screw with my life

In allllllll

Yooooour

Fiiiiics!

Don't ask o0 That was Velma talking , I actually think most things in the Chicago section are lovely….