Author's Notes: We started up a contest on a RP website I frequent, and this was my submission under the theme of 'Total Humiliation'. Ended up winning the weekly contest with this! Whoot! Enjoy.

Total Humiliation

This was… unbearable. It was cruel, it was unusual, it was just PLAIN wrong. Worst thing was that there would be random strangers involved, and he couldn't back out now. The others were behind him, cat calling and laughing at the situation. He could have sworn that he had even seen a flash of a camera coming from Reno's direction, but that was just ridiculous, right?

"Guys," Reeve said nervously from the doorway out into the hall, "You sure I can't get…"

"No WAY!" Reno said, "You've gotta do it or else we're shaving your head and making you wear pink suits."

The thing was… Reeve believed that the Turks would do just that.

"Here goes nothing," Reeve said and his hand rested on the doorknob.

"Oh," Tseng said with a bit of a laugh, "I'd say that was MORE than nothing Reeve. You really don't give yourself credit."

That made the executive turn a brighter shade of red than he had been. Tseng was not one to talk like that, and still the comment was appreciated a bit. He heard Rude's gruff laughter and Elena's giggling and wished he had never agreed with this. Finally he opened the door and ran, buck naked, down the hallway.

Really, he should have seen it coming, that evil glint in Reno's eyes when the Turk had asked the fateful question. But Reeve had assumed that his would be easier, like Tseng having to kiss the overly eager Elena or Rude having to remove his sunglasses. And really, he shouldn't have agreed to the terms that anyone who refuses their dare had to shave their head and wear pink clothes for a week. And most importantly, maybe he should have taken truth or just not played at all.

He reached the end of the hallway without incident, quite luckily really considering that this was the busy time of the day, but when he was finally in sight of his freedom, the door to his office where they had been playing truth or dare, it happened. Rufus turned the corner, and he was followed by Heidegger and Scarlet. If he had been red at Tseng's comment about his endowment, the looks he was given by Scarlet turned him green. Heidegger was laughing uproariously, Scarlet seemed excited, and Rufus…

"Reeve," Rufus said with a sigh, "Put some pants on Damnit."

The executive was sure he was about to die of embarrassment now. There he was in front of his boss and fellow executives, and he couldn't even cover up or Reno would cut off all his hair and give him a pink suit. Still, with the comment he quickly moved past the three and into the open door of his office. When he slammed it and almost fell on the ground he could hear Rufus's comment in the hallway.

"You would think he would have learned to never pick 'Dare' from Reno last time they played…"

"Yeah," Heidegger agreed, "The moogle suit still looked better than this though."

"I have to disagree," Scarlet said, followed by her traditional cackle.

"Shit," Reeve swore to himself, forgetting for a moment that the Turks were there in his office. Reno was laughing his ass off, Tseng was chuckling, Elena was almost bursting with laugher and Rude was grinning. Reeve swore he would never stop being red…