Disclaimer: All Harry Potter stuff belongs to J.K. Rowling and the name Auriga for Professor Sinistra isn't mine, it's from She's a Star (I think, if it's not then tell me and I'll change this disclaimer in other chapters.). I hope I didn't make many mistakes, feel free to correct me if they are major or minor, I may or may not change them. This takes place after 5th year and isn't based using info from the 6th book. I started this before the 6th book came out so now it is defiantly AU. Plus, I'm going to add quotes from HP that I thought were funny to the end of my chapters.
Five Years Later
'"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks'
Goblet of Fire
Five Years Later
"Dray, how come your hair's a different color from mommy and daddy and me?"
"How about I tell you a story to explain that?"
"Ooh! I love it when you tell stories. Please tell me, I bet it's a good one!"
Draco chuckled, "it is." He pulled his "little sister", with bright red hair that had a tendency to change shades, into his lap. "It starts out on a dark stormy night . . ."
'"Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men, they wear these," said the Ministry wizard, and he brandished the pinstriped trousers.
"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks'
Goblet of Fire
The End