Me: "Well let's see if we can do this thing right. Start the fic."

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Martin, Diana, and Java had just arrived on the footsteps of Fenton Industries. Martin knocked on the door and it soon opened to reveal Jack Fenton.

"Can I help you kids?" asked Jack.

"Mr. Fenton? Me and my friends are from the Center; we were hoping you could answer a few questions concerning the town's disappearance a while back." Said Martin.

"Terrific! Come on in and I'll show you the lab where I'll blabber on about ghosts." Said Jack.

Diana looked as she had an impending headache about to happen while Martin looked really excited.

No sooner had they gone in than Danny landed right in front of the house.

"Finally, now that I got Valerie off of Danny Phantom's back…" started Danny.

Two white rings appeared around his body and separated transform him back into his human form.

"Maybe Danny Fenton can relax a little." Said Danny.

When he entered the building he heard an explosion in the basement.

"Or not." Said Danny.

Danny ran downstairs and saw a brunette woman lecturing a blonde man about something. There was also a very well built man down there for some reason. If Danny didn't know any better he'd have to say the guy looked like a caveman.

"Martin do you honestly have to break everything you touch? Can't you just keep your hands to yourself?" asked Diana rhetorically.

"Oh don't be too hard on the kid. He reminds me a lot of myself when I was his age." Said Jack.

"Wow! Really?" asked Martin.

Diana hung her head.

"There's two of them now! The world must be coming to an end!" whined Diana.

"Um excuse me…" said Danny.

Jack turned around to see Danny very confused.

"Danny! This is Martin, Diana and Java. They're from the Center here to investigate the town's disappearance a few months ago!" said Jack.

Danny came down and shook hands with Martin.

"So why do you guys want to investigate the town's disappearance?" asked Danny.

"Wouldn't you think it odd if an entire town disappeared?" asked Diana.

"Hey Martin, come over here. I think you're really going to like this!" said Jack.

Martin ran over to Jack where he was holding some type ghost hunting invention.

"Cool! What's that?" asked Martin.

"This is the Fenton Ghost Gabber. It translates the noises a ghost makes into words you and I use everyday. Give it a try!" said Jack.

"Wow! Really? Cool!"

Martin leaned over the machine as excited as a little boy who just got a new action figure.

"Um let's see what should I say…OH I got it! Boo!" said Martin.

"I am a ghost. Fear me." Said the Fenton Ghost Gabber.

"This is so cool!" said Martin.

"This is so cool. Fear me." Said the Fenton Ghost Gabber.

Diana groaned.

Jack then held a giant ray gun.

"And this is the Fenton Crammer. Designed to shrink ghosts." Said Jack.

Jack handed the gun to Martin.

"AWESOME!" said Martin.

"Oh please Martin, there's no way how that thing can work." Said Diana.

Martin accidentally fired the gun causing him to hit Diana making her shrink.

"You were saying Di?" asked Martin.

"Martin you had better change me back!" shouted Diana.

Diana may have been just barely loud enough to hear but she was so small she sounded like she was on helium.

"I don't know Diana, you sound great, this could be a whole new look for you. Besides, I always wanted a 'little' sister." Joked Martin.

Diana started to shout out a long list of high pitched profanities at her brother.

"Okay, okay! No need to get your panties in a bunch!" said Martin.

Martin looked around to try and see if he could find the reverse switch.

"There's got to be a reverse switch here somewhere." Said Martin.

Danny snatched the gun from Martin.

"Give me that!" snapped Danny.

Danny set the gun to uncram and re-enlarged Diana.

"Phew! Thanks!" said Diana.

"No problem. This sort of thing happens all the time... to me." Said Danny.

"Hey Martin! Check these out! They're called the Ghost Gauntlets! They allow for you to fight ghosts hand to hand!" said Jack.

Martin ran over and looked at the gloves with child like enthusiasm.

"Awesome!" drooled Martin.

"Try'em on." Said Jack.

Martin's face immediately lit up.

Martin put on the gloves and started to make punching motions. Unfortunately this caused him to break a number of beakers.

"Martin! Can't you go five seconds without doing something destructive?" asked Diana.

"Probably not." Said Martin honestly.

"Stay right here kids. My wife probably wants to show you some of the inventions herself!" said Jack.

No sooner had Jack ran up the stairs than Danny's ghost sense went off.

"Oh no! Not here! Not now!" said Danny.

"Danny? Are you okay? You're shivering." Said Diana.

The ghost portal opened up and out walked Skulker.

"I'm here for the cave man! If you don't want to get hurt than just stay out of my way!" said Skulker.

Danny had to think fast.

"Oh! Um…Ghost! Aaaaagh!" feigned Danny.

Danny ran out of the room in 'fear' leaving Martin, Diana and Java to deal with the Ghost Zone's greatest hunter.

"Huh. You think the son of a guy who hunts ghosts would have a bit more of a spine." Said Martin.

But Martin would have to think more about Danny's yellow belly later. Him and Diana stood in front of Java with their arms stretched out.

"We won't let you anywhere near Java!" said Diana.

Skulker was about to say something when a white boot suddenly kicked him in the face.

Skulker rubbed his jaw as he got up.

"Well if it isn't the ghost child." Said Skulker.

"You know, I'm getting a little sick of you calling me a child! Couldn't you just call me a halfa? Or better yet just stick with Welp!"

Diana's jaw dropped as she heard the term halfa. Martin gave her a very smug grin.

"Oh shut up!"