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"Talking"

'Thoughts'

It's the duty of a Ninja!

Chapter One: A weird mission

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!"

The scream pierced the peaceful surroundings of Konohagakure. The one who screamed was no other that Naruto Uzumaki. All begun with the letter which summoned him at the Hokage's place, along with Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Hyuga and Shikamaru Nara. They've been summoned to receive a new mission… A weird one indeed.

"Baa-chan, what's the meaning of this!"

"Tsunade-sama, this time only I agree with the dobe. We are shinobi…"

"There's certainly an error…"

"Geez… So troublesome…"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Saying this, Tsunade punched the table, turning it to ashes. All the young shinobi immediately finished talking. Tsunade, with a large vein popped on her forehead, calmed down, and breathing deeply, started to talk again.

"I know you didn't expect a mission like this, but it's the duty of the ninja to accomplish each mission they receive. And we found nothing that said that ninja cannot do this like of missions."

"… But I...!"

"Naruto, don't say that again. We know that you like Sakura, but she's my student. And I can assure you that she thinks of you like no more of a nuisance. Give up. And for you three, you don't like anyone, right?"

Naruto dropped his head down, in defeat. Sasuke tsked, Neji massaged his temples, and Shikamaru sighed.

"Ok, I'll repeat this just one more time, so listen to me. Mister Kokugan, the millionaire, has four daughters. The girls want a boyfriend, but the father doesn't want them going out with just anyone. So, he asked our village to find four boys who his daughters will like. I chose you four after carefully analysing their profile."

"… Tsunade-sama, do you know what will happen if this thing is discovered? The other girls will kill us. We are not their boyfriends, but they have some great crush on each of us."

"Except the dobe over here."

Naruto glared at Sasuke who glared back. Tsunade sighed deeply, and then she picked a paper from a drawer.

"I know. That's why you aren't allowed to talk about this. This will be an S-Class secret mission. Not a word with anyone. Well, let's see the pairings… Ok. Naruto, you will go out with Kaori Kokugan. She's the youngest of the sisters. She's one year younger than you, so treat her well. Sasuke, your appointment is Mayumi Kokugan, and Shikamaru has Megumi Kokugan. These two are fourteen, and are twins, but their personalities are completely opposite. And last, Neji. You will go out with Yukiko, the oldest of them. She's your age, fifteen."

"…"

"Ahhh, don't do those faces. This will be a good time to go out with the first time with a girl. So don't be so depressed. If no one gets to know, this will be only a simple mission. Now, prepare yourself for good. Put on your best clothes. Naruto, I know that you have nothing else those horrible orange jumpsuits, so come with me. The appointment is this afternoon at 15:00 in front of the village's gates. Now, go. And don't forget perfume!"

While Tsunade took away Naruto, Sasuke, Neji and Shikamaru exited the tower, who was sighing, who tsking and who snorting.

"Tsk… What bullshit of mission…"

"Humph. I agree with you, Sasuke. What do you think about it, Shikamaru?"

"Sigh… I think we should eat and get dressed. It's noon, and I don't want to be punched by that woman."

Saying this, Shikamaru headed for home. Sweating at the thought of being killed by the Hokage, Sasuke and Neji too hurry up for their places. In the meanwhile, at the Konoha baths, Naruto is washing himself up, while Tsunade is carefully observing his actions.

"Remember… If I get to know that you made cry a girl younger than you, I'll make sure that you can't procreate."

"I understood… Sigh. Baa-chan, really Sakura-chan thinks of me like a nuisance?"

"Well, her words were: 'Naruto? Yes, it's sweet and strong… But Sasuke-kun is stronger and cooler! Naruto is so a fucking #ç° when he gets in the way of my love… I wish that he finds a good girlfriend and leaves me alone…' Are you convinced, now?"

"…"

Naruto thought that he would felt sadness, sorrow… But not rage. He raised his head, and with an angry look on his face, he said…

"Ah! So, that's it! Very well! I'm tired of being ignored! I also brought back her preeeeeecious Sasuke-kun, and this is the thanksgiving! Good! I'll make her see what a man she's turning down!"

"That's the spirit, Naruto! But don't forget to not tell anyone… ! OO"

"? What's the matter, baa-chan? What are you lo…! AHHHHHH!"

While he was losing his temper, Naruto didn't notice that his towel dropped, leaving him completely naked. He quickly covered up, blushing like mad.

"Naruto… I didn't suspect you to have such furniture… It's… How much inches?"

"Ohhhh! Just shut the hell up!"

In the meanwhile, at the Hyuuga's Mansion, Neji had just fished taking a bath, and was choosing his clothes. Suddenly, the doors opened, and Hyuga Hiashi was in the room.

"What are you doing, Neji? You smell good… It's an appointment?"

"… It's a mission. I'm going to infiltrate in high society places. So I need to dress well. Nothing too formal."

"Ahahah! Good excuse, but don't worry. I know of the strange mission that Hokage-sama gave you and your friends. So, good luck. Make proud the Hyuugas."

"… I'll try my best…"

Sasuke, on the other hand was dressing up, lost in thought.

'Grrr… Instead of a mission to test my skills fighting, I have to lost time with a useless girl… Ahhhh!'

Shikamaru was combing his hair, between a "Geez…" a "Sigh…" and an "Uff…". Naruto, obviously, under the Hokage surveillance, was the first to get to the gates. He wore a pair of dark blue jeans, and a long-sleeveled shirt, of jeans too. He had his hair down, incredible, not spiky, but all silky and long. Power of the Hokage… He had a black wrist-watch and a gold chain bracelet on the wrists. In his right hand, a bouquet of flower.

"I feel like an idiot…"

"You're awesome. Remember that…"

"Geez… Well, leave alone the hair and the clothes, but why the flowers!"

"Sigh… Naruto… First: The girls hate when you scream. So, don't raise the voice, if not necessary. Second: Your girl likes these things. She loves flowers and romance. Also, she likes smiling and sweet people. Third: Remember to be gentle… Use good manners. And no ramen! You eat ramen like a beast!"

"Sigh… Ok. Uh?"

From behind the corner, appeared Neji, Sasuke and Shikamaru. Neji wore a white shirt, and a black pair of trousers. And under his arm, he was carrying a black jacket. On his forehead, he had a white bandage. Sasuke has a pair of black jeans, a long-sleeveled white T-shirt, and a white pullover, with the sleeves tied around his neck. Shikamaru had a green pullover on, and a brown pair of trousers.

"My boys, you're awesome! And I bet that this mission will be a success!"

"Like you say, Hokage-sama."

"Geez… What troublesome…"

"Uhm… It's five to three… They should arrive soon."

"Sasuke-kuuuuuuuun!"

"!" 'Busted!'

All the boys, realising that there was a girl approaching, immediately used Henge to transform into four ANBU. The girl that appeared was no other than Ino.

"Uh? Hokage-sama, have you seen Sasuke-kun? I heard his voice…"

"Ehm… He went that way, Ino… " "

"That way? Thanks! Sasuke-kuuuun! Where are you!"

When Ino was no more in sight, the four boys retransformed back, and Tsunade laughed at them.

"Ahahah! What a dangerous mission, uh?"

"What's so funny, baa-chan?"

"Nothing, nothing… Oh. Here they come."

"Uh?"

From the sky, appeared a helicopter. He descended, landing right in front of the Konoha gates. Then, it stopped. Suddenly, the door opened, and a man, dressed like a butler, walked to Tsunade.

"Tsunade-sama, I'm Mister Tanaka. I'm the butler of mister Kokugan."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, mister. Where are the girls?"

"First show me the boys."

Tsunade pointed at Naruto and co., and observed them very carefully. Then, he took a photo of each of them with a cellular, and then walked back at the Hokage.

"Good, very good. Four very well developed guys."

"Did you expect less from Konoha Shinobi?"

"Eheheh… Ok. Now, I'll introduce you to the ladies. Come on, misses! Come forward!"

Four girls exited the helicopter, and disposed themselves in front of the four boys. For a thing of another, their jaws almost dropped to the floor.

"These, guys, are the four daughters of mister Kokugan."

Continue…

In the next chapter…

The four couples heads for the amusement-park. It's only the start of the date, and there are yet problems. But not for all… One person is actually enjoying the time… Stay tuned!