Interview With the Winx
Summary: I interview the Winx Club girls. Fun huh? Right
Disclaimer: If I owned Winx Club, it wouldn't have been bought by 4Kids and everyone would dress better.
Me: Thank you girls for coming here today and telling me about your experiences being a fairy in Magix and having magic. I'm glad you could take time from your busy schedules.
Musa: (pulls out her iPod) Yeah, do you have any batteries?
Me: No, but I do have some Ranch Doritos and soda
Flora: Ew, gross, got any carrots?
Me: Uh no.
Layla: What kind of soda?
Me: Orange. I tried to get Coca Cola, but it wasn't in the budget.
Layla: Damn.
Musa : (Shakes her iPod) You're sure you have no batteries?
Me: (Sighs) Yes, you're here to listen to me, not music.
Tecna: Do you have any steak?
Me: No sorry, just ranch Doritos and orange soda.
Tecna: (pulls a piece of raw steak from her bookbag)
Bloom: I love orange soda. (Hugs a can of orange soda)
Stella: I love boys! Yummy, yummy delicious boys Mmm, just thinking about them makes my mouth water.
Layla: When's the last time she had her medication?
Bloom: Last Tuesday
Flora: I think she hid it from us.
Tecna: That's not good
Musa: Someone should beat her with a frying pan
Darcy: I had a yummy boy once.
Musa: Yeah you hypnotized him
Darcy: Yeah, are you jealous?
Me: Yeah okay. Anyways what I was saying….
Flora: Do you have any water?
Me: No, the pipes broke. All we have is orange soda Now as I was saying you a….
Tecna: So, there's no working bathroom either?
Me: No, the bathroom works
Flora: So there is water?
Me: No just soda.
Musa: Ew! Orange soda! (Drops a can and it sprays all over everything.
Tecna: (Takes a big bite out of her steak)
Flora: Oh yuck! Now I'm all sticky! I need to go wash up!
Me: Can't you wait until the interview is over?
Flora: No! I need to clean up now!
Me: Fine! Go. Go. Wash up!
Flora: (Runs off to the restroom)
Bloom: (Opens a bag of Doritos)
Stella: You know what I like even better than boys?
Me: (sighs) What?
Stella: Popular boys
Layla: Too bad your boyfriend's retarded
Me: Who's your boyfriend?
Stella: Stormy (Blushes)
Me: (falls out of my chair) What! What happened to Brandon! And Stormy isn't a boy!
Stormy: (Comes through the door) Yes I am baby!
Me: (Scrambles from the floor and hides behind Musa) Wah!
Tecna: After the whole stealing the Dragon Fire and trying to take over Magix scandal a local newspaper dug into her/his past and found out she was born a male. Later Stormy in a two hour long special on Dr. Phil broke down and finally admitted it all. There were many tears that day. Most of them from Carson Kressly.
Me: I never heard of this. I just saw her the second season and everything looked the same.
Stormy: I need a hug
Me: Wah! (Punches Stormy in the face)
Stella: Hey that's my boyfriend!
Flora: (enters the room) You liar! I found plenty of water! Gallons of it in the janitor's closet! (Starts throwing gallons of water)
Me: (Sweat drops) Everyone just sit down please.
Musa: Who wants pie? (Pulls out a pie)
Layla: Cheese please!
Tecna: (Finishes her steak and licks her fingers)
Bloom: These Doritos are stale!
Me: (Freaks out and runs for the door)
Stella: (Blocks the door) No one attacks my boyfriend and gets away with it!
Me: (Looks around at the angry faces)
Flora: Drown her in orange soda!
Me: (Knocks over Stella and hides out in the bathroom for the next three days)
So long and thanks for the fish .
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