StR: Oh yeah baby! New series!
Yusuke: What about the other one?
StR: I'll finish it soon.
Y: Soon being in two years.
StR: NO! More like a month.
Y/sigh/
StR: Here's the first chapter.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"
Paul Merton.
Chapter 1: Listen to my story…
I guess there are times when I wish I had never meant them. This is one of those times. How silly was I to believe that the future was set in stone. I've seen it too many times to know that's not true. These things are always happening to me. It's just the curse of the half-breed…
Listen to my story… find out where I went wrong…learn from my mistakes…don't doubt me for this is the truth…I shall start at the very beginning...
"You know I'm getting sick and tired of you calling us in for these 'urgent' missions that most of the time aren't even urgent!" yelled Yusuke as he stomped into Koenma's office along with Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara.
"What are you taking about they're always urgent?" yelled the baby ruler.
"How is washing your office and telling you a story before bed urgent?" Yusuke yelled back.
"Can we have Lord Koenma tell us what's wrong before you carry on with this argument?" asked Kurama.
"Thank you, Kurama. Yes I called you here for-" Koenma was interrupted by a loud alarm. "Already! You guy's have to hurry to the vault!"
"Why?" asked Kuwabara.
"There's a thief! Capture the thief and being them here!"
"Okay, okay we're going!" said Yusuke.
In the vault a cloak figure was holding some sort of talisman.
"Hm, pretty," the figure said. Yusuke and the others barged opened the door.
"Stop right there!" Yusuke said with his index finger ready to go. Kuwabara had his spirit sword out, Kurama had a rose out, and Hiei had his hand on his katana. The cloaked figure looked at them. You could only see purple glowing eyes under its cloak.
At that time I didn't know that these four boys would change my life forever.
"Sorry, I've got what want and I've worn out my welcome. I'll be leaving now." The thief started to melt into the shadows but was stopped by Kurama's rose whip wrapping around its throat.
'Youko?' Slowly the thief was forced out of the shadows only to be met by Yusuke's spirit gun. The cloaked figure skidded across the floor.
I don't know what was wrong with me that night. I shouldn't have been so easily defeated. Maybe it was because of the moon or maybe it was just…destiny. I was a woken from my unconscious state by voices.
"When's this guy going to wake up?" wined Kuwabara.
"He's a wake now you baka," said Hiei. The thief slowly arose with a hand on its head.
"Ow. Where am I?" the thief asked.
"In my office," said Koenma who was currently in his teenage form.
"Oh hi dipper head!"
"Don't you hi me!" Botan soon walked into the room and looked at the thief.
"Rei! How are you?" she asked in a perky voice.
"Fine."
"Shut up! Now Rei I hope you know why you're here." Said Koenma folding his hands together on his desk.
"Not really."
"It's because you keep breaking into the vault!"
"But I put everything back the next day."
"That's not the point! I can't keep letting you do this. It makes me look bad."
"I wouldn't do that to you. You can do that yourself."
"That's it! Now being the nice person I am, I'll give you two choices for your punishment."
Rei looked over to the boys. "He's nice?" They chuckled a little and then remembered that Rei was a thief and glared.
"Now your choices are go to spirit world jail or-"
"I like that one."
"OR you can join Team Urameshi!"
"What's a Team Urameshi?"
"Those four boys behind you." Rei looked back to them and back to Koenma.
"You're kidding?"
"Hey we were the ones that beat you!" yelled Yusuke.
"I'm having a off day. I almost put tooth paste on my face and face cleaner on my tooth brush this morning."
"What kind of guy puts face cream on?" asked Kuwabara.
"Guy?" whispered Rei.
"This guy doesn't deserve to be on the team!" yelled Hiei.
"Hiei lets just give him a chance," said Kurama.
"Koenma now I'm defiantly not going to on the team."
"Why not?" asked Koenma.
"They keep calling me a guy."
"Wait you're not a guy?" asked Yusuke. The thief pulled off her hood.
"Do I look like a guy!" Rei had bright blue eyes with light brown hair that went to the middle of her neck.. She had golden bangs that went to her chin and a purple headband around her for head.
"No you don't."
"So Rei what's your decision?" asked Koenma
"Um…I hate cages." She said.
"Well then it's decided! You shall be the new member of Team Urameshi!" He said.
What Koenma didn't know that day is I was talking about joining Team Urameshi.
"This is where you guys live!" exclaimed Rei. Rei stood outside a four-story mansion.
"Well every now and then," said Kurama. "Hiei's really the one who spends the most time here."
"Huh? Why?"
"Well me, Yusuke, and Kuwabara have families in the human world. We come here before or after missions."
"And sometimes just for fun," said Kuwabara.
"Like when we skip school," said Yusuke.
"Oh," Rei said sadly. "But still it seems too big for just you four."
"Botan and two other girls come a stay here two," said Kurama heading inside.
"Oh. Hey wait for me!"
"It's a lot bigger on the inside," said Rei with tears flowing down her cheeks. "I'm never going to remember where anything is."
"You'll learn," Kurama said, "Hiei will show you where everything is."
"What? Why me?" yelled Hiei.
"Because I have to dinner and you're closest to hers."
"I hate you."
"Yes, you've told me that many times."
"Hn." With that he left towards the stairs with Rei skipping to catch up.
"Stop that!" yelled Hiei.
"Stop what?" asked Rei.
"Skipping!" She had been skipping through the whole tour. They had already gone though the whole first and second floor and are currently going up to the third floor. "This is the bathroom and that's my room. Stay out of it."
"The bathroom or your room?"
"MY ROOM YOU BAKA!"
"Okay, okay! Geez! Mr. Happysunshine is in a bad mood. Sooooooo, where's my room?"
"Across the hall from my." Hiei went over to the door to the new room and opened it. Rei looked in to see a bed, a dresser, a window, and white walls.
"Kinda plain isn't?"
"You have to do it yourself," said Hiei as he walked away but stopped. "You're different from when we met you in the vault."
"Yeah, I do that a lot." Hiei nodded and continued walking..
"Hey where you going?"
"Hn."
"He reminds me of Z. That's really scary." She said to herself and then ran after him. When she got down stair she saw two girls she didn't know. One with aqua hair and crimson eyes and another with brown hair and brown eyes. The aqua hair bowed.
"Hello my name is Yukina," she said.
"And I'm Keiko Yukimura," said the brown hair girl.
"Um…hello. Hold that thought. Be right back." the gang all looked at each other with question.
"SPYING ON ME AGAIN, HUH?" yelled Rei.
"GROWL, GROWL!" roared a mystery voice.
"YES I'M CALLING YOU A STALKER!" the others raced outside to see what was happing. What the saw was Rei arguing with a tiger that had a sun on its forehead. The circle part of the sun was a swirl and the sun was formed from the tiger's stripes.
"Uh…" The gang just stared at the two arguing buffoons until the two noticed them.
"You're probably wondering who this is," said Rei. "Well this is Fang. He's my pet."
"Gr?"
"Yes pet!"
"You can understand him?" asked Kuwabara.
"Of course. Can't everyone understand their pets?"
"No."
"Then you must be a loser."
"HEY!"
"But its true," said Hiei.
"Shut up shrimp!"
"Heh heh heh!" laughed Rei.
"What are you laughing about? You're just as tall as me!" yelled Hiei. Rei didn't stop laughing, she just laughed harder until she fell on the ground holding her stomach.
I hadn't laughed like that in a long time…since I left…
"Hey it's not that funny," said Yusuke.
"Is Rei-Chan okay?" asked Yukina.
"I'm sure she's fine," said Kurama.
"I would like to inform you that Rei is currently part of Team Urameshi. Is that okay?" asked Koenma.
"Yes that's fine. Actually it's good to know where she is." Said a voice that came out of Koenma's TV.
"What do you mean?" Koenma asked.
"Rei's been missing for quite some time now.."
"Missing. You mean she ran away?"
"Yes. But she's not the kind of person to stay in one place for to long. This should do her some good. But there is some things I wanted you to do for me."
"Right."
StR: All right! First chapter is done! Please review and come back!