Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Sigh… Kishimoto-san, you're one hell of a fortunate man… I don't own neither Harry Potter! Damn… J.K. Rowling… Two of the richest persons on this world!
"Talking"
"Thoughts"
Well… What to say… Mah! I came up with this Fic right after seeing the fourth movie, on Saturday the third of December. I think that it's quite original… Well, enjoy!
Prologue
"So… Why have you called us here, Hokage-sama?"
The council of Konohagakure no Sato was having a reunion to discuss a matter of enormous importance. The elemental countries knew of the existence of magic from eons. Even in the great Shinobi War some fugitive mages fought along-side with the shinobi. But they preferred to maintain distances between the different places. Now, the situation was changing. The Prime Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge and other ministers of the magic parliament and the Masters of the most important school of magic had a meeting with the various Kages and Daymio, and made agreements to exchange of culture and knowledge. One of the agreements was to exchange even people, or students. Some shinobi were going to live in the magic countries, and some mages in the elemental countries. And some youngsters were going to study at the school of the other countries. The problem was… To decide who. That's why the council was reunited, summoned by the Sandaime.
"Now that I've explained the situation, we are to select one student of our country."
"Hokage-sama, it's certainly a great idea, but… I don't think that anyone of the parents will allow the thing. The maximal aspiration of a great ninja is for his son/daughter to become even stronger."
"Uhm… That's true… So, I'm saying, we're now forced to do it, but I don't want to force anyone of the parents… We have to find another solution…"
"Hokage-sama… Actually… I have an idea."
"Yes?"
"This way we'll respect the agreement and we'll get rid of a danger for our village, Hokage-sama… I propose to send the Kyuubi brat."
"!"
All the council started to murmur and whisper, the most of them in agreement. The Hokage made sign with his right hand to shut up. He was now very tense.
"We can't send Naruto, out of all people. We…"
"Why not, Hokage-sama? First thing, he's the demon who destroyed this village. And then… I have here the results of his academic tests. He was the dead last, it seems. We'll not lose any valuable ninja, in the process."
"… Even like this…"
"And… He could come back to this country every summer, right, Hokage-sama? If it's his ninja status that worries you, we'll promote him to genin even if he'll not sustain the Genin Exam."
"…"
The council started to murmur even more loudly, and the Hokage made another sign with hands. He then massaged his temples with the right hand. A headache was coming.
'Sorry, Naruto… But neither the Hokage can do anything against the whole council… First the revelation about your secret, and now this… Poor boy.' "… I agree with the arrangements. The transfer student will be Uzumaki Naruto."
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"WHAT! THAT'S NO FAIR!"
"Naruto, please… You must understand… The council…"
The Sandaime assigned to Iruka the 'mission' to tell Naruto about his transfer. Naruto felt his world falling, crumbling to pieces. He was almost crying.
"That's… No fair… I want to be a Ninja… Not a mage!"
"Naruto, please… This is an important mission assigned to you by the elemental countries… You are to develop the relations between mages and shinobi…"
"That's bullshit! They only want to get rid of me! Nobody wants me here… Except you, ojii-san Sandaime Hokage, the old man and his daughter at the Ichiraku…"
"Naruto…"
Naruto was now crying, looking at the floor, with his hands clenched in fists. Iruka felt like a dagger stabbing him.
"The council… The villagers… The village itself…"
"No, Naruto… Don't say it…"
"I HATE THEM ALL!"
And with that, Naruto was off, running while crying his soul out, outside of the academy. Iruka tried to stop him, but he was already gone. Iruka sighed, and clenched his fists. He convinced himself that the most important thing to do at the moment was to communicate the thing at the other graduated students. He entered his classroom, where the students where murmuring. First the surprise about Naruto being graduated, then Iruka sensei ask him to come outside, and then they heard yells, and a clear 'I HATE THEM ALL!' as last sentence. They noticed that Naruto was not there anymore.
"Well… Let's start assigning the teams…"
"Iruka-sensei? Where is Naruto?"
"… Naruto will be no longer in one of the teams. He has been chosen for being a transfer student to the magic countries."
"!"
The class started to murmur and whisper. A lazy Nara awakened from his slumber, and a shy Hyuga heiress was trembling and biting one of her fingers. A pink haired girl was yelling in joy, and the only Uchiha was cool as usual. Iruka was looking at his desk, his hand grabbing it so strong to almost crush his sides.
'Sorry… Naruto…'
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Naruto ran home, to find a lonely place to stay alone, but he found his few things in a bag outside his house, closed. The owner heard the news, it seemed… Naruto wanted to shout, to shout and scream like he haven't done ever before… And so he did it. An enormous scream, which lasted few seconds. Once finished, Naruto was on his knees, still crying. Then he ran one more time, till he was tired. He ended up stopping on the head of the Yondaime. He stopped to think, finally. He seated on the ground, and looked at the village.
'Fine… If this village doesn't want me around, then I'll go away. They don't deserve me… But they'll remember of me! I'll put my ultimate prank… Right here on the Hokage's faces! Let's get down to business!'
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Naruto, after a great work was walking for Konoha… He had no place to stay, actually. He was sweaty and hot, but the fatigue was worth the effect. He couldn't wait to see his prank going all out. Then, he saw Iruka approaching him, exhausted.
"Iruka-sensei…"
"Naruto… You baka! I'd not finished yet talking!"
"Sorry…"
"… Well, I was saying that the mages will come and take you in two hours. So, you should get ready."
"WHAT! TWO HOURS! I'M SWEATY AND FULL OF DIRT AND THEY ALREADY KICKED ME OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
"WHAT! Tsk… Ok, let's go to the hot springs."
"Aye aye, captain!"
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In the meanwhile, a shinobi team was coming back from a mission. Suddenly, they felt something like flying over their heads. They looked up in the sky, to see what seemed like a strange carriage pulled by… By… By white winged horses!
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"We should arrive in an hour…"
"Thanks, Jeeves."
In the strange flying carriage were two men. One was quite old. He was wearing a long blue and silver coloured dress, a long pointed hat and a pair of half-moon glasses. He was reading a book, called "The great Shinobi war". He had a long white beard. The other man was a… A… A giant. He was wearing an enormous leather jacket, which covered his entire body. Under the jacket a pair of giant boots could be seen, and he had incredibly long hair and beard, black, this time. He was at least 2mt of height. He was looking outside the carriage door, at the vast plains and forests of the elemental countries. Suddenly, the older man closed his books, and started caressing his beard, like thinking.
"They are quite skilled warriors, these shinobis…"
"Yeah… 'Nd they live in a 'uite beautiful land…"
"But they are killing machine, as well… Trained at young age to fight and to learn how to kill in the most silent and less dangerous way… Poor children… All because of this world…"
"Shinobi 're instruments to kee' peace…"
"Or to keep going wars, who knows… Well, I'm glad we'll be able to change the destiny of at least one of these children… … And to do something else, from what I heard about this boy. What was his name?"
"Mah… Manuto… Naturo… Something like tha'. Yeah… But… We'll sure 'ave trouble with the little 'arry, in the future… Are we going to take care of this one as well?"
"No, my dear Hagrid… Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be capable of doing something like taking care of two so special boys. So, the boy will be studying in another school. I asked this favour to one of my friends, great expert of demonology… Actually, it's been difficult to persuade, but the trump card was the Kyuubi. Eheheh…"
"Yeah… I 'nderstand why… Man, that boy will be in serious troubles…"
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"Bleah… Even perfume!"
"Hey… You'll stay in their country for years, and you'll return here only at summer and maybe at Christmas. You must make a good impression."
"Yeees… Now, let's get dressed."
Naruto was forced by Iruka to wash carefully, and to even put on perfume. While he washed, Iruka washed his clothes. What he could have possibly done, to get so drenched of sweat, he didn't have a clue. Now Naruto was fresh and clean.
"I bet you're making fun of me…"
"Naaah… Oh, there they are."
"Uh?"
Naruto looked around, but he couldn't see anyone, nor in nor out the Konoha gates.
"Iruka-sensei, what the hell are you…"
"Up, Naruto."
"Up? … !"
Naruto looked up. And his jaw fell down. Upon him a carriage, pulled by white winged horses, was descending from the skies. Naruto fell on his butt, in awe, muttering "Ca-Ca-Ca", "Ho-Ho-Ho" and "Fly-Fly-Fly" every once and then, pointing at the carriage with his right index finger. The carriage landed, and Naruto quickly backed when he saw that something was coming out of it. Someone, though. The two men exited the carriage. Naruto almost cracked his neck, to see all the height of the man in front of him. He was enormous!
"Hello. You must be Iruka-san."
"Hello. And you must be Mr. Dumbledore."
"I-Iruka-sensei… Who are these weirdoes?"
"NARUTO NO BAKA! DON'T TALK LIKE THIS TO MISTER BUMBLEDORE! HE'S THE GREATEST MAGE OF THE MAGIC COUNTRIES!"
"Ohohohohoh… This must be Naruto-kun… It's like your Hokage described him: a little ball of energy."
"E-Excuse me… But those horses…"
"Oh. You noticed our friends. Beautiful creatures, right?"
"Y-Yeah… But I've never seen something like this…"
"Touch them, if you want. They don't bite."
"R-Really?"
Naruto slowly approached the strange, beautiful creatures. One of them noticed him, and turned towards him, snorting slightly. Naruto backed off, but then he locked his gaze with the one of the creature. His look… Was warm… Friendly. Naruto caressed his head, and then he began to stroke his mane. Then he stretched his hand towards his wings. They were even more soft that his mane. Dumbledore smiled at the sight of the young boy discovering new things, hypnotized by simple animals like… Well, not so simple, at least for a shinobi.
"Mr. Dumbledore… They… They have wings… Because of… Of magic?"
"No, Naruto. We call them magic creatures, but these, like many others, born naturally."
"Wow… Amazing…"
"Ohohoh…" 'Interesting boy… It's a shame I'll not be capable of seeing him growing up…'
"You know, Iruka-sensei… Maybe all this magic thing isn't that bad… When we leave!"
"Whenever you want, Naruto-san. Where are your belongings?"
"Ehm… I've never had belongings, sorry."
"Ahhh… I forgot. Hokage-sama told me of the harsh treatment of your village… He gave to me even the money for your maintenance too. Well, jump in, Naruto-kun."
"Uoss! Thanks, Mr Dumbledore! Ehm… Almost forgot. What's your name?"
"Me? Ohhh… I'm Rubeus Hagrid. 'Ice to meet ya."
"Hi, Hagrid-san! Now, let's go!"
Naruto jumped euphorically into the carriage, with the three men outside smiling. Iruka had seen Naruto so happy only few times in his life. Hagrid followed him, and Albus was to follow too, but Iruka stopped him, politely.
"Mr Dumbledore… I request this as a personal favour… If Naruto is not allowed to send letters or something like that, could you please keep me informed about his situation?"
"… Don't worry, Iruka-san. Naruto will be free to write to anyone, without restrictions."
"… Thanks."
Albus Dumbledore entered the carriage, and seated on the right side of Naruto. Naruto was looking around. He couldn't believe that in a small carriage could stay a house. Hagrid was explaining him the basics of magic, when Naruto noticed a clock on the wall. 2:58 PM.
"Ahh… Only two minutes left…"
" 'Wo minutes left? Left for what?"
"You'll see… But I suggest to head away from Konoha… Ihihih…"
"…" 'This feeling… Remembers me of James…'
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While the carriage was flying away, Iruka was waving his right hand up in the air. Suddenly, Naruto exited the carriage with the head, and said to Iruka: "Jump upon a roof!". Iruka got puzzled, and then he heard something, like an explosion, on the Hokage Mountain. Then he followed the advice, just in time. A manhole cover jumped up in the air, ejected by a jet of green slimy liquid, which smelled like… Like… Like something terrible! Iruka looked around, and all the manhole covers of Konoha were soon suspended in the air by green slime, and what seemed like a waterfall of the same green slime covered the Hokage Mountain. A large vein appeared on the face of Iruka. Then another one. Then…
"NARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Naruto was laughing his soul out, in the carriage, while Dumbledore and Hagrid were amused.
"Ahahah! That was my farewell, Konoha! See ya this summer!"
Naruto goes to… What? No Hogwarts?
Book1: The blood ritual
Chapter1: Welcome to…
"Wow! Where are we, now?"
"Well… We are crossing the ocean, Naruto-san."
The carriage was flying for the magic countries. Soon, they would reach their destination. Naruto was hyper. But he had a problem with 'The fucking moving chocolate frogs!' and with the strange jams which tasted like red pepper.
"So, tell me, Mr Dumbledore? Where am I going to study? You own a magic school, right?"
"… Right. Unfortunately, it's not my school you will study in."
"What? Why?"
"… Let's just say that you're a special child. But in the future, I'll have to take care of another special child as well… So, I can't take care of both of you."
"Uff… It's because is this child more 'special' than me?"
"… No. Let's say that I made a promise to his parents."
"… I understand. I wished someone made a promise to my parents as well… Well, where am I going to, then?"
"Don't worry. There are plenty of magic schools, in the magic world. We're sending you in one that it's second only to Hogwarts, my school. But first, we have to buy you books and supplies for school. That's why we are heading to Diagon Alley. It's a place hidden in London, where you can find almost anything. After doing shopping, we'll accompany you to your school."
"Ah… Good!"
"Ohohoh… It seems… That we're in range."
"Range?"
"Come here, Naruto. Near me and Hagrid."
Naruto did as told, and approached the two men. Dumbledore pulled out of his poach a wooden stick. Dumbledore moved it into the air, and circles of purple light enveloped the trio. The scenario around Naruto began to rotate and morph, and suddenly, they were no more in the carriage. They were instead in a city. It was different from Konoha, and almost all the people around were dressing strange robes like Dumbledore.
"WooooW! That was… Magic, right? We got transported here!"
"Right, Naruto."
"In… In the future… Will I be able to do it too!"
"Maybe… It only depends on you…"
"WOOOOW!"
"Hagrid, go and by the books and the other things for Naruto. Including a howl. I'll accompany him to get his uniform."
"Uniform?"
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"FORGET IT! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS… THIS… THIS…"
"Calm down, Naruto-san… I think it suits you well…"
"YEAH! FOR A MASKED PARTY ABOUT FAIRY-TALES!"
Naruto was now wearing his uniform. A pair of azure trousers and an azure jacket, closed with an almost invisible zip which started on the low-right side the jacket, and ended on the right side of his high collar, which covered half of his neck. And then, he had a small mantle, azure too, but a little lighter, hanging from his shoulders.
"WHO THE HELL IS THE FREAK WHO DESIGNED THIS THING!"
"Ehm… It's better for you to low your voice, Naruto-san…"
"… AAAAARGH! LET'S GO AWAY!"
"Ehm… Thanks for your time, Madame…"
"No problem, Mr Dumbledore. Have a nice day."
Naruto was still fuming from rage. He didn't like that uniform. Not a bit. It remembered him of some fairytales… He hated fairytales. In those stories, all always ended up with a happy ending. But in the real world… It wasn't like that. Absolutely not. He was the living proof of it.
"Well… While we wait for Hagrid, we'll retrieve the last thing you'll need, Naruto. Your wand."
"It's… For doing magic, right?"
"Right. Ah, here we are. Olivander."
Naruto and Dumbledore entered a shop. In the shop stood an old man, and many white boxes. Naruto first thought that they were boxes for shoes, but then noticed they were much more stretched. The old man was writing something on a paper. But when he noticed his two customers and one of them was no one else that Albus Dumbledore.
"Sir Dumbledore… Welcome. I suppose… This youngster here needs a wand."
"Yes, Mr Olivander."
"Nh?"
Olivander noticed that the boy was wearing… A uniform that he had not seen in a long time. The last boy who was ever seen wearing that uniform lived… Two hundred years ago.
"I see… This boy is going there."
"Right. So, the wand."
"… I think I know the perfect wand for him."
Olivander turned around, and moved a few boxes out of the way, reaching the wall. On the wall was a portrait, with the image of Olivander. He moved his hand towards the portrait, and with surprise of Naruto, the hand passed trough the portrait, and exited with a box. This one, thought, was azure. Olivander handed the box to Naruto.
"… Don't tell me that the wand is azure as well…"
Naruto opened the box. Inside the box was a dark brown wand, 4 inches long. The wand had the point enveloped in gold, and on the small handle was encarved a golden letter: "P". The light coming out of a window enveloped it, like it was absorbing it.
"… And now?"
"Move it."
"Move? Like this?"
Naruto moved the wand horizontally in front of him, and suddenly a light breeze started to blow around Naruto, moving his mantle. Then, what seemed like a little glob of purple light flew around him, making circles, and then disappeared on his nose.
"… What the…"
"Like I supposed… From now, that's your wand, youngster. Take good care of it. It's been made out of a three thousand years old cherry three, and it has the wings of a fairy, in it."
"A… Fairy?"
"Yes. A fairy."
"… Awesome."
"Dumbledore, sir…"
"Oh, Hagrid."
Hagrid appeared in the shop. Outside the door Naruto could see a pile of books, a cauldron and a cage, covered by a black mantle.
"Hagrid, I suppose those are my books… And for the cauldron, I can understand the use of it… But what about the cage?"
"Oh, yes. I personally selected 'his little fella. But now he's sleeping. Open the cage once you'll reach the school."
"Ok… Now, how can I reach it?"
"I'll take us at the station."
Dumbledore moved one more time his wand, and all the three men, along with Naruto's things, appeared in front of a train. Naruto looked around. The train was enormous. Actually, Naruto had never seen a train in his life. It was blue and golden coloured, and the golden statue of a small flying horse was on the point of the locomotive.
"Hagrid, please help Naruto with his luggage."
"Ehm… Mr Dumbledore… I have a request…"
"What, Naruto-san?"
"… Ehm… I heard that for the Christmas holidays… I can choose if to remain at the school or to go home. Actually, I'm very curious to see your school. I want the permission to pass my Christmas holidays there."
"Ahhhh… You're smart. Well, you have the permission. I'll say this to Madame Maxime. Now, go. Hagrid has just finished with your luggage. Good luck."
"Thanks, Mr Dumbledore. Thank you too, Hagrid."
"No proble', kid. Just go."
Naruto place a foot on the train, then something bounced to his mind.
"Mr Dumbledore… I was almost forgetting… What's the name of my school?"
"Ah, yeah… Your school has name Beauxbatons."
Continue…
In the next chapter…
Naruto has a problem first with convincing himself, than to live with the fact… That he's going to be the only boy in a girl-school! Here we come, Beauxbatons! Stay tuned!
The next chapter:
Naruto's troubles