Disclaimer: I do not own CSI (I asked Santa for it for Christmas, though!) or Elmo and Patsy's "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer."
A/N: Here to make your holidays brighter with some CSI Christmas Carols! If you have an idea for a carol, leave it in a review :)
The CSI Christmas Choir Presents:
Ecklie Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Ecklie got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the lab Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grissom, we believe.
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He'd been acting like a bigwig,
And we'd begged for him to go.
But he'd forgot some of his files,
So we pushed him out the door into the snow.
(Greg only): Snow?
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When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
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Ecklie got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the lab Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grissom, we believe.
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Now we're all so proud of Grissom,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there smilin' broadly,
Countin' bugs and looking glad things went so swell.
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It's not Christmas without Ecklie.
Grissom's glad he won't be back.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we have saved him when he was under attack?
(Entire Choir): NO!
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Ecklie got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the lab Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grissom, we believe.
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Now his body's on the table,
And his organs spread out wide,
And the sweet smell of his decomp,
That would just have matched his soul before he died.
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I've warned all investigators.
Better watch out for yourselves!
Never let your supervisors
Get on the wrong side of Santa and his elves!
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Ecklie got run over by a reindeer
Walking out from the lab Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grissom, we believe.