Letting the Cat out of The Bag

Summary: Blind dates, Mysterious problems…Romance. BrucexSelina BatmanxCatwoman

Disclaimer: Not only do I not own the characters from the TV show The Batman, (the characters I will be using) I also the Batman Comic which I got the Idea from ( At the top it says: Is this the end of Catwoman?" for 40 cents (!) No. 324 June).

Warning: This IS a Selina Kyle/ Bruce Wayne or Catwoman/Batman piece. I don't know enough characters for it not to be. In closing I'd like to say: GGOOOO JOKER! Because even in my Dads old comics, he still makes me laugh. ;)

It seemed that it would be another normal day in the life of Bruce Wayne, aka Batman. The thought was cemented as the all too familiar sirens went off. Bruce rushed the Batcave and began throwing on the remaining parts of his costume, saving the belt for last, "Who is it this time Alfred?" He asked patience wearing thin.

" It seems to be the Catwoman sir." Alfred said thoughtfully, with a slight smile on his face as he searched the computer.

"Hmm, haven't seen her in a while…" Bruce scrunched up his eyebrows.

"Well sir, I DO believe that's about to change", laughed Alfred.

"Too true Alfred too true!" Exclaimed Bruce, now Batman, as he leapt into his car and sped off.

"Golly good", said the old Butler to himself, as he turned toward the Batcave's computer once more, "Hmm…"

Meanwhile, as Bruc-er- Batman pulled into the parking lot of a jewelry store, he wondered what she was after this time, "No doubt something with a cat on it." He found himself laughing at that, of the villains Catwoman proved to be his favorite. She loved a challenge; he loved a challenge. She actually made his job fun... at times. Sometimes she made his job a nightmare. Finally he kicked open the door to the shop and found Catwoman standing there a necklace dangling from her finger tips. She turned around and faced him, slowly, instead of running away, or jumping out a window as he expected.

"Why hello, Batman, I wasn't expecting you so soon…" Batman froze where he was, not quite sure what to do, he took a baby step forward. Catwoman stayed where she was. She held the necklace up as it reflected the light, a gold cat hung from the chain, " Beautiful isn't it, I saw while window shopping, and just HAD to have it."

"Catwoman", Batman sighed, "It'd be a lot easier for me if you would just put the necklace back where you found it and let me turn you into the police."

Catwoman raised an eyebrow, "Now where's the fun in tha-" She stopped mid-word, her lips shaking, finally closing. Her eyes wore a woozy look; she suddenly didn't look so steady and sure of herself.

Batman, or Bruce couldn't resist, "Cat got your tongue?" He expected a witty answer along the line of, "Well it is my tongue isn't it?" But instead Catwoman nodded her head.

"Tell you what, I'll put it on my gift list." A sudden puff of smoke appeared, and with two shakes of a cat's tail she was gone. The necklace however was exactly wear she had found it.

A/N: Chapter one, is done, wasn't that fun? So what do you think Alfred is up to?