Julie : When I say shotgun... You say wedding

Julie:Shotgun

READERS: Wedding?

Julie:Shotgun

READERS:Wedding!

Julie: SHOTGUN!

READERS: Ok, seriously Julie... shut up...

O.o.

Yeah, that's It's the Time to Dance by Panic! At the Disco!

Hey me lovely tomatoes! Ok this needs explaining! This is a crossover between the BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD (according to me, at least) -Pirates of the Caribbean. It leans more towards the Mediator series. Yeah, if you don't like it, well just read on anyways because it's funny and depicts Jesse and Suze's relationship (which is why I don't write serious Jesse/Suze fics). It's a good reason on why I'm not making How could he? a Jesse/Suze . Just can't wirte about them... They are sooo... what's the word...Cliche! that's it!

Yeah and the italized words are the narrator... And the characters can hear the narrator Only SOME TIMES...

I know it could get confusing but when the characters hear the narraotr it shows in their voice/ what they say next...

And I think I barely make sense...

I am depressed... my best friend left me to die in the snow today, while she's in Cuba having fun, getting a tan and et cetera.

MERRY CHRISTMAS+ HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Luv, bye bye mates...

Julie

It was the day before Hallowe'en and all throught the house... Not a creature was stirring... Alright, there was a few...

"Susannah, you know I love this film," Jesse stated after an arguement on what we were going to watch tonight. He stood up and walked over to the shelf with all the DVDs on it. He flipped through them and found the one he wanted.

"No! Jesse you know how many times I have seen Pirates of the Caribbean?... I know every line by heart," I answered, after I saw what movie he was holding, and I slouched into the couch even more.

"We are going to watch it! It's interesting... I was stopped on the way to California "in my previous life" and I thought I was going to die!" Jesse said, opening the DVD case, and pressing the OPEN button on the machine.

"Even more of a reason not to want to watch it! It might bring back memories!" I said, picking up my glass of water on the end table nextto the couch. I lifted the glass to my mouth, smiled at Jesse, who was trying to get the DVD player to work, and took a sip of my drink.

"No need to worry, querida," Jesse said, after getting the machine to work, and sat down next to me.

"Why, thank you!" I answered, sarcastically.

What Susannah did not know was Jesse really, really liked the movie. And eventually, she fell asleep... Actually, right before the good part.

When I woke up, I looked around and I could not find Jesse.

I looked everywhere int he house. I ran up and down the stairs screaming his name, thinking that he left me for some stupid chick he met on the street when I was asleep.

Why Susannah, you sound quite insecure!

SHUT UP, Narrator DUDE!

Alright, but I was only stating the obivous!

Ok.. So I walked around and finally retired back to the couch. I looked at the t.v. screen and saw some one I knew!

And Susannah fainted after seeing...

MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS- HoHoHo!

Luv y'all

Julie