This fic is dead and incomplete. Any updates will be in snipets out of any sort of order. I've written myself into a wall here and do not wish to spend the time correcting it. Many of the original elements of this fic will be used in Silent Guardian, though the core of these stories are different. The original postings are chapters 1 – 3. This covers only Ranmaverse. There is no Sailorverse outside of the snippets.

- Sorry, Kii


Love Remix
Ranma 1/2 - Sailor Moon Crossover AU
By: Kiikun

Disclaimer: I own neither Ranma nor Sailor Moon and am not making any money off this fan fiction.

Pre-Chapter Author's Notes: I felt I needed to put this little bit here because the story will start unclear as I start with allot of foreshadowing what I've changed from canon-Ranma. Please bear (or panda :P) with it as most of it will be revealed quickly.

Chapter 01 - Here's Ranma...?


Dark clouds covered the sky and rained down upon one of the districts of Minato ward, Tokyo. Specifically, that district was Nerima, one of the few locations in the ward that drew in the strange and unexplainable. One such strange and unexplainable thing was the fact the storm seemed to center itself on two, now thoroughly soaked, travelers as they walked along one of the streets below.

The first traveler was a busty young girl with her red hair tied back in a pigtail. She wore a red silk chinese-style shirt, black pants and shoes. She also had a large backpack that looked like it was quite heavy, but she showed no obvious stress from wearing it.

Besides the girl was a portly figure wearing a brown full-body hooded cloak. The cloak let nothing be seen of the wearer as it hid their face and ended just before reaching the ground. The only thing that could be told was that whoever the wearer was that they were very large, weighing at least 300 pounds.

The redhead grumbled as they walked through the rain-soaked streets. "Ya couldn'ta waited 'til tomorrow, could ya? No! We had ta leave today, even though ya knew it was gonna rain!"

"Quiet, boy!" the cloaked figure said in a deep, gruff voice that had an odd tone to it. "How was I supposed to know it was going to rain today?"

"Newspaper! Television!" the girl snapped at him. "We had them BOTH at that hotel we were just at!"

The cloaked man snorted loudly. "They are never right anyway."

"Says the man who left his cloak home 3 months ago and nearly got 'cleansed' by some demon hunters," she said with half-lidded eyes.

He visibly shuddered. "I told you never to speak of that again, boy!" he yelled in retort as his companion smirked triumphantly.

"So where we goin' this time? Seeing some phony magician? A shrine? Or you gonna finally turn yourself over to be experimented on?" she said, still smirking.

He snorted again at that last question, but mostly ignored it. "We're going to the home of my old training partner. He runs the sister-school of our own style."

She looked over at him in surprise. "Ya mean were FINALLY getting back to really training? This guy better be better than you, I'm tired of havin' ta hold back."

"I haven't seen Tendo-kun in years, so I cannot vouch for his current skill, but he was almost as good as me back when we trained together. But that's not why we're going there."

The redhead deflated upon hearing that their training trip was STILL off. "Then why ARE we goin' there? Ya think he has a cure or somethin'? It's been two years already! Each and every one of them told ya there is no cure!"

"THERE IS A CURE, BOY!" the man growled, literally. "And that's not the reason either! I'm taking you to meet your fiancée!"

The redhead froze in her tracks. "What did you just say?" she growled, not as literally, as she glared at him.

"I said I'm taking you to meet your fiancée, boy! You're going to marry Tendo-kun's daughter and join the two schools together!"

She stared at him as her eye twitched. After a moment she spun around and began walking back the way they had come. "That's it. I ain't got time for this. I'm goin' back!"

"Get back here, boy!" The cloaked man yelled as he gave chase and they both broke into a high-speed sprint.

"No way! I've had it with you, Oyaji!" she yelled back at him. "Training trips, the springs, cure-hunting, and now THIS!" They bolted around a corner and she threw her backpack at him and took a defensive stance. "It sucks!" she yelled as the cloaked figure lunged in with a jab, which was countered into a throw. "Picking my fiancée for me without even asking!"

She turned as her opponent lay motionless on the ground and grabbed her backpack. "I'm goin back! So suck on THAT, Oyaji!"

The cloaked man got up and tore a street sign from the sidewalk, causing people to scatter at the show of brute strength. He charged up behind the redhead and swung the sing at the back of her head, only to have his legs kicked out from under him as she avoided the strike. Too bad that the sign still smacked her on the head as he fell, knocking her out.

"Foolish boy," he grumbled as he lifted the unconscious redhead over his shoulder and headed off to the Tendo Dojo.


Kasumi, Nabiki, and Akane were sitting across the table from their father, Soun, as he informs them about their new fiancé's imminent arrival.

"Is he cute?" asked Nabiki.

"How old is he?" asked Kasumi. "Younger men bore me."

"What kind of guy IS this Ranma?" they asked in tandem.

Soun stared blankly back at them. "No idea," he said after clearing his throat.

The middle sister glared at her father. "'No idea'?"

"I've never met him."

Outside, the sounds of fighting can be heard.

"We have visitors!" Kasumi said cheerily as she got up from the table to greet them.

"Ooh! It must be Ranma!" Nabiki said happily as she ran ahead to the front door.

"Saotome, my friend! We've been waiting!" yelled Soun, close behind Nabiki.

Kasumi and Akane followed slowly behind them with thoughts of their own.


In the courtyard between the main gate of the Tendo compound and the front door of the house, the redhead and cloaked man faced off in martial combat.

"That was a lucky, cheep shot, Oyaji!" she yelled at him.

"It's called 'skill', boy! Do I have to teach it to you again!" he yelled back as he leapt in for an attack. The attack was avoided and he was sent off-balance into the border wall.

"If whackin' people with street signs is skill, then what the hell were ya teachin' me for 8 years, baka-Oyaji!" she said as she charged in at the prone cloaked man and jabbed him in the gut a few times before throwing him again.

He held his gut for a few seconds as he rolled along the ground, finally stopping near the now open front door. Nabiki and Soun stared out at the scene in front of them as the cloaked man got back to his feet.

"What's the meaning of this!" Soun hollered at the combatants, momentarily deafening the one standing near him.

The redhead looked at him for a moment, then looked around. "Sorry 'bout this. I'm Saotome Ranma... GAK!" She said, but was cut off by suddenly being glomped by the mustached man.

"At last! You've come! It's so good to finally see you!" he wailed for a moment before suddenly falling silent.

"Ooh! He's cute!" Nabiki said from the doorway as her sisters came up behind her.

The Tendo patriarch released his glomp and held the unamused redhead at arm's length as he quickly examined her. Nabiki noticed this motion and came out to look herself. What she saw clearly disappointed her, but she decided to make sure anyway as she reached out to poke the redhead's chest.

Ranma's hand shot out in the little range of motion she had while being held and grabbed Nabiki's probing finger. "Don't even try it," she said while glaring at the Tendo girl.

Nabiki, momentarily ignoring the vice holding her hand, looked over at her shell-shocked father. "'He' is a girl," she said plainly. Soun chose that moment to take a nap for a few minutes.


Soun lay in the master bedroom on the first floor with his daughters and guests around him.

"Oh, poor daddy. He's so disappointed," said Kasumi as she tended to him.

"He's disappointed!" Nabiki exclaimed. "Some fiancée this is!"

"Stop it you two! He... She... is our guest!" Akane defended the not entirely happy looking redhead.

"This is all your fault, daddy!" Nabiki yelled. "You should have made sure!"

"He said he had a son!" Soun defended himself against his middle daughter's accusations.

"Do you see a son here? Hmm? OW!" Nabiki, while yelling at her father, had let her hand reach out and try to grope Ranma-chan's chest again. The yelp of pain was when her arm was grabbed by the vice a second time and was twisted.

"I TOLD ya not ta try and grab my chest! Pervert!" Ranma hissed as she lightly twisted the girl's arm for a moment longer.

Akane couldn't help but laugh at that. Nabiki, Ice Queen of Furinkan, had just been called a pervert by a girl she had tried to grope twice.

In a better mood now that there was no pervert boy coming to their home, Akane stood up and looked over at Ranma. "Want to join me in the training hall?" Ranma nodded and she smiled. "I'm Akane, want to be friends?"

Ranma smiled back. "Sure, Akane."


"You know martial arts, right?" Akane asked as she and Ranma entered the dojo.

"Yeah," was her absentminded reply as she studied the dojo's interior quickly.

"Then let's have a little match, ok?"

Having been paying more attention to the dojo than he host, Ranma just looked at her stupidly. "Huh?"

Akane took a neutral stance in the middle of the room. "Just for fun. Don't worry, I won't hurt you."

With a shrug, the redhead took her place opposite Akane. "If you say so," she said while taking a relaxed stance.

Akane charged in for a series of attacks, which were all avoided easily but never countered or retaliated for. "What's wrong? Swing at me!"

Ranma-chan looked at the long-haired girl for a few more seconds before nodding. "Ok."

Akane charged in for another straight shot, and ended up getting thrown lightly into the wall. As she righted herself she looked at the redhead. "You're pretty good," she said in stunned awe. "I didn't even see you move to throw me."

"Thanks," Ranma said with a smile. "What are you, 3rd dan black belt?"

"Yeah, how about you?"

She shrugged. "Dunno. Oyaji never tested me. First we were too busy training, and then he was too busy looking for something that doesn't exist," she said with a slight sneer.

"Oh," she said. She smiled as she grabbed her towel and started to wipe the sweat off from the match. "Well, I'm just glad you're a girl."

"Huh?"

"It's just," Akane said slightly shyly, "I'd really hate to lose to a boy."

Ranma just stared as Akane walked from the dojo. 'What was that about?' she thought.


In the furo, while Akane and Ranma spared, the cloaked man, Genma, partially filled a bucket with hot water and dumped it over his head before removing his robe to bathe.


"Ranma!" called out Kasumi. "Come on, Ranma! Wouldn't you like to take a bath?"

"Huh? No! I mean its ok," she tried to wave off the eldest sister's urging.

"No it's not!" she said. "You must be all sweaty from your workout!"

With a sigh, Ranma accepted the towel and headed off to the furo.

In the furo, Ranma quickly washed and hoped into the warm water, shifting back to his male form. "Ah, this is much better than those western showers that hotel had," he said as he relaxed in the water.

Time slipped by as he let the warm water soothe his muscles from his fighting with his father earlier. He heard the door slide open and turned slightly to see Akane standing there with only a towel in her hand to cover herself.

"Uh... Hi Akane. Gimme a minute and I'll be out," he said and looked away from her. 'Didn't she see the Knock First sign? Geez,' he thought.

Akane nodded dumbly and closed the door. She robotically put her gi back on and went back out in the hallway before he mind kicked back in. Then she screamed and ran.

While Akane ranted about there being a pervert in the bathroom, Ranma got out and dressed. 'Geez, she walked in on me. Why's she the one screamin'?' he thought as he walked down to where he heard the commotion.

Akane looked at him in shock as she held the large stonework. Nabiki and Kasumi caught her look and turned to see him.

"Who are you?" Nabiki demanded.

"I'm Saotome Ranma," he said with a slight bow. "Sorry 'bout this."


In the common room, Genma, not wearing his cloak, and Ranma sat opposite the three sisters as Soun explained the situation to them.

"This is my dear old friend...," the Tendo patriarch said as he gestured to the Saotome patriarch.

"Saotome Genma," he said. "And this is my son..."

"Ranma," the aquatransexual said.

Akane sat there glaring at Ranma.

"Are you really her?" Kasumi asked. "That same girl?"

Ranma was about to say 'Yeah', but Genma cut him off.

"Hmmm. Where should I begin," he said in mock thought. He already knew what he wanted to do. "I know," he said as the suddenly threw Ranma backwards into the koi pond.

Bursting back to the pond's surface, the busty redhead yelled, "Wha'd ya do that for!"

The three sisters just watched in amazement.

"My own son! So humiliating. So humiliating," the fat martial artist sobbed.

That left a nice opening for Ranma to take advantage of, sending Genma into the water without his robe nearby. The sisters and Soun gasped as they saw Genma's cursed form. Genma had neglected to tell his 'old friend' about his own curse.

In the koi pond stood a creature that had never been born naturally on this planet. Genma became larger while his arms and legs became shorter, his feet and hands now sported claws, his head had almost completely changed shape, and he was now covered head-to-toe in black and white fur. Genma was now half-man, half-panda!

"BOY!" the panda-man growled. "Look what you've done!"

"What I'VE done! YOU threw me in first! YOU took us to that place! YOU hoped into the second spring! All I see are YOUR problem's Oyaji!"

To the side, Kasumi questioned her father. "Why are you friends with them?"

"They weren't like this before," he said. "Not before they went to China... and undertook that terrifying training exercise!"

After a quick dousing of warm water from the bathroom, because they didn't need any demon hunters spotting Genma, the group was back in the common room.

"Ah yes," Genma started. "It was two fateful years ago."


On Mt. Quanjing in Bayankala Range of the Qinghai Province of China, Genma and Ranma had just reached the training grounds they had been searching for. The Jusenkyo Guide was with them as they approached the Valley of Sorrow.

"Here, sirs. Is legendary cursed springs training ground," the guide said as he gestured to the field of springs and bamboo poles before them.

"You prepared, Ranma?" Genma asked as they started dropping their gear.

"This place ain't so impressive."

"You very strange ones, no, sirs?" said the guide. "This place very dangerous. Nobody use now. More than one hundred spring and all have own tragic legend!"

"Ranma, follow me!" Genma hollered as he hoped up onto the poles with Ranma right behind him.

"Aiyaa! Sirs! What you doing!" the guide yelled in a panic.

Ignoring the guide, they prepared to engage each other in combat.

"Please, sirs! Very bad if fall in springs!" the guide yelled at them, trying to get them to come down.

The guide was too late. First down was Genma, into the Spring of Drowned Panda. Startled by his father becoming a panda, Ranma left a wide opening for Genma to knock him into the Spring of Drowned Girl.

"Sirs! Come away from springs! Very very bad if fall in again!" the guide yelled.

Angrily, they both turned towards the guide and moved away from the springs.

Breathing easier now that his customers were away from the springs, he started to speak. "Springs turn you to what drown last. Hot water change back, but only temporary."

"Is there a cure for this?" Ranma asked in a panic, gesturing to his, now her, body.

"No know, sirs. There Spring of Drowned Man but... Aiyaa!" the guide exclaimed as an angry panda was suddenly in his face.

"Where!" Ranma yelled from behind the giant furry roadblock.

The guide pointed to a spring near where Ranma had fallen in. Before Ranma could even take a step, Genma had trampled him and running to the spring.

"Aiyaaa! Sir! No! Very bad to mix curses!" the guide yelled, but was too late, yet again as Genma was already furry-cannonballing into the spring.

Ranma was only on her feet for a few seconds before she saw Genma pop back up out of the water in his half-panda form. The panic drained from her as she saw what happened. She fell to the ground laughing. 'Better him than me!' she thought.


"The legendary cursed springs training ground," said Soun sagely. "Its true horror has always been shrouded in mystery. But now..."

"Wait," Ranma interrupted. "You're sayin' you've heard of Jusenkyou before?" he asked the Tendo patriarch then turned to his own father without waiting for an answer. "An' you STILL wanted to go!"

"Actually, I've only heard about it from Saotome-kun," said the mustached man, only to be drowned out by his friend.

"Boy! Were you not willing to risk your life for the sake of training!" he bellowed.

"My life, yes!" Ranma hollered back. "But my manhood is another story! And we haven't even really trained since then!"

"Stop your whining, boy! You sound like a girl!"

"So what! Thanks to you, I'm a girl half the time anyway! You gonna say I punch like a girl too!"

With that, yet another father-son fight broke out as Ranma threw the first punch. Insults flew back and forth as quickly as their fists and feet as they moved around the yard faster than most people could keep track of. Nothing got through to them as they blurred back and forth. The combat finally stopped when a pillar of water shot up from the koi pond.

"Hah! You're getting slow, boy!" Genma taunted from a few meters away from the airborne water.

"Heh," a feminine voice laughed mirthlessly from somewhere nearby.

Genma's eyes widened and darted from side to side as he took a defensive posture. Without warning, he was hurtled forward into the pond himself.

Where Genma had just stood, now stood Ranma-chan. "Ya think you got that for free? HAH!"

"Would you PLEASE stop fighting in our yard!" yelled Akane in frustration. Whether it was from finding out the girl she just met was really a perverted boy, or that she had trouble even following them during the fight, only she knows.

"You just went too far, Saotome-san!" Kasumi broke in now that they were listening.

"Yeah!" Nabiki seconded. "Even for martial arts training."

"What ever made you do something so dangerous!" Kasumi questioned the furry Saotome.

Ranma-chan huffed. "The idiot was following a chinese guidebook and doesn't even know Chinese."

As the sisters looked between the two Saotomes with expressions of 'you're kidding', Soun returned with a kettle of boiling hot water and doused Genma.

"So, you return to normal when doused with hot water," he said.

Genma growled from the pain. "Not quite THAT hot, Tendo-kun."

Soun then moved over to Ranma, who was watching him carefully. "And when doused with cold water you become a girl," he said and moved to pour the kettle on the redhead. "But with hot water you turn back into a boy!"

Ranma-chan glared at him as she stood a full meter from where she had just been. "Hot water, not boiling," she said in a tone that let everyone know she though of the man. Sadly, only the sisters caught it and they couldn't argue with the truth.

"Well!" the Tendo patriarch said jovially. "Your problem isn't so terrible after all!"

Ranma-chan just glared up at him.

"My daughters," he said gesturing to each in turn, "Kasumi, 19. Nabiki, 17. and Akane, 16. Pick the one you want and she shall be your fiancée."

Ranma and the Tendo sisters blinked in unison.

Kasumi snapped out of it first by thinking of Dr. Tofu. "Oh! He wants Akane!"

"Eh?" Akane muttered stupidly.

"Oh, definitely!" Nabiki followed up Kasumi's suggestion.

Akane whirled around to face Nabiki. "You must be joking! Why would I..."

"HOLD IT!" Ranma-chan yelled and glared harshly at Soun. "I thought Oyaji was just dreamin' when he said we were comin' here ta 'meet my fiancée', but YOU'RE in it with him! Where the hell did you get this stupid idea?"

Genma stepped up next to his old buddy and glared at Ranma. "It's a matter of family honor, boy. We pledged, before any of you were born, to unite the schools through the marriage of our children."

The redhead glared at the two fathers for a moment more before grumbling. "Fine. Yer tellin' me ta choose? I will. But I decide when to make the choice!"

"You must decide now, boy!" Genma glared down at his son-turned-daughter.

"I said I ain't decidin' now! Ya got panda fur still stuck in yer ear!"

"Stop whining like a little girl!" he hollered before glancing at the sisters. "I've made your choice for you then, boy. You are to marry Akane."

"What!" Ranma and Akane exclaimed in unison.

"I told ya I didn't wanna pick! I don't even wanna get married, you furball!" Ranma yelled at Genma.

"Why would I wanna marry a pervert like him!" Akane yelled at the exact same time.

Ranma whirled around to face Akane. "What do ya mean 'pervert'!"

"You looked at my body in the furo, pervert!"

"Hold it! You walked in on me!"

"It's different when a girl sees a boy!"

"And I've been a girl half the time for the past two years!"

Soun and Genma laughed at the 'lovers spat'. "They're already the perfect couple!"

"He's a couple by himself!" Akane shot at them before turning back to Ranma. "And if I ever..."

"Goodbye!" the redhead huffed as she marched out of the room, in the direction of the front gate and their backpacks.

"Where are you going, boy!" Genma glared at Ranma.

"I'm gonna go find a place to set up camp, and my 'friend' doesn't want me around anyway," she said, gesturing back to Akane while putting a bit of venom in the word 'friend'.

Genma moved to try and block Ranma's path. "You are not leaving boy. We're staying here with the Tendos."

Ranma glared at him. "Move, Oyaji."

Genma remained firmly planted in Ranma's path. Ranma took a moment to debate beating him out of the way, but decided against it because it would damage the house at the very least.

"Fine then, fuzzball," Ranma said as she turned and literally faded from view.

"Boy! Get back here right now!" Genma bellowed, but received no response. He turned to see that the backpacks were already gone. "Foolish boy," he grumbled.

The sisters blinked at Ranma's vanishing. "What was that?" Nabiki asked.

"Indeed, Saotome-kun. What was that your son just did?" asked Soun.

Genma sighed. "Because of the trouble my curse causes, I was forced to unseal the Umi-sen-ken. Ranma learned it shortly afterwards."

Soun nodded. "Will you be able to find him?"

Genma sighed again and sat down on one of the open cushions. "No, he can hold it for far longer than I can and I would never be able to find him. He will return though, now that he knows of the pledge. He won't shirk of family honor."


Hidden deep in the trees of a nearby park, Ranma sets up her campsite.

"Stupid Oyaji, setting me up with that self-absorbed brat," she grumbled as she set the tent-pegs into the ground with quick palm-strikes.

After a few minutes, everything it set for the night and she starts digging through her bag, pulling out clothes and papers of varying types. Finally, about halfway into the bag, she reaches her goal and pulled out a pair of standard school uniforms. One for boys, the other for girls. Wrapped in the uniforms were small stacks of papers.

"Good thing I started getting copies of my school papers. Just hope the faculty here is as forgiving with my curse as the rest were," she sighed. "My luck, this school will be as bad as Komattane..."


Author's Notes: I hope you liked the first chapter! I've already got 02 in the works and SoC 04 is half done too. Hopefully I can get SoC 04 out before I write 03 of this. .

My plans for LR are diverging from canon quicker in the next chapter and will probably hit into the Sailor Moon cross-point soon after 06. But that's completely a guess.


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The classroom was as noisy as usual. Everyone was in the room and the bell had already rung. No one really cared that the teacher was late, but a few gave half a moment's thought as to why.

Everyone quieted down when the door slid open and the teacher walked in.

"Good morning, class," he said in a weary tone that showed his morning was already off to a bad start.

"Good morning, Sensei," the class echoed back.

"Before we start class today, we have a new student who transfered in this morning." He looked over to the still open doorway, "You may come in now, Saotome-san."

Near the back of the room, a certain girl's eyebrow twitched.

Through the doorway walked a cute redhead with her hair held in a loose ponytail. She was dressed in the standard fuku that most schools had for girl's uniforms.

"YOU...!" Akane yelled from the back of the room as she lept up from her seat, nearly toppling her desk over.

Startled by the sudden scream, Ranma looked over and stared at Akane in shock for a moment before slaping her hand to her forhead and groaning. "Why did it have to be HER class...?"