E/N: Sorry for the LONG delay, but we're back! The rest of us (being Ed, Wrath, and Fletcher), went to the beach! It was fun, until some chick started to hit on MY Ed. She's not dead, just 'missing'. But anyway, I'm letting Ed write this chapter. Why? Because, I have writers-block.

Ed: Really? COOL!

Envy: Ed, please don't go overboard with it.

Ed: I won't!

Warnings: Ed's bad grammar, language, and fear


Where Art Thou?

"I hate you Ed."

Ed looked up at Envy, feeling completely heartbroken, and rejected. He was in his knees, tears streaming down his face.

"You…you don't mean that."

Envy pushed him down, so that he was on his back, and pinned him down. He looked down at Ed, and sneered. Before Ed could understand why Envy was acting this way, the sin had raised his hand, and struck him, hard.

"Why…why are you doing this?" He whimpered.

"It's very simple why."

Envy leaned down, and whispers into the blonde's ear.

"I hate you with ever fiber of my being. I don't know why I waste my fucking time with you; you're week, scrawny, and not worth a damn."

Edward gasped as Envy bit down hard on his ear.

"S-stop, please Envy."

"What the matter Ed?"

Ed coughed up blood, as Envy punched him in the stomach.

"Can't take the pain?"

These words echoed threw Edward's mind, finally remembering who they belonged to. Roy Mustang. The person that had lied to him about his love; the person that had cheated him out of his life; the same person that had stolen his innocence. Ed shook his head furiously.

"You're nothing like that, you're nothing like him."

Envy caressed his cheek.

"How do you know?"

And with that said, Envy struck him again. The sin smirked as Edward winced in pain. This wasn't like Envy, not at all. Envy was kind, and caring, not sadistic and cold. For that was what Edward saw in this Envy's eyes; cold and unrelenting anger.

"E-Envy please-"

"Envy please what? Envy please come and save me from my hell? Envy please make all the pain go away? Well, guess what Ed? Envy doesn't give a fuck about you."

Ed watched as Envy got up off of him, and began to walk away.

"Envy wait, don't go."

"I should have left your ass a long time ago."

And just like that, Ed watched as Envy walked away, disappearing into the darkness.

"No please, not again."

Ed listened as his voice rang out; echoing for no one but himself to hear.

"No…"


Edward bolted up in bed, sweating. He looked over at Envy, who was sleeping peacefully next to him. Edward held onto Envy's shirt tightly, as if he was going to pull another stunt like had that afternoon. That dream had frightened him to the point where he was shaking. Once the blonde had gotten that under control, he let one of his hands go free, and he ran his fingers against Envy's cheek. Edward could bear it if Envy left; he was the only person in the world that could make Ed smile, especially when he was down in the dumps. Edward leaned over, and softly pressed his lips against the sins lips. As he did so, a tear ran down his face. The realization that Envy might not always be with him, hit him, and it hit him hard. Kissing him harder, more tears began to fall.

'I don't want you go.'

It was then, that Edward felt Envy kiss him back. The sin ran his fingers threw Ed's hair, and kissed him harder. Parting, Envy whipped away the tears, from the blonde's face.

"I'm sorry for waking you up." Edward said, trying his best to keep himself from sounding horse.

"It's okay."

Edward pressed his head against Envy's chest. The sin stroked Edward's hair, trying to calm him down a bit.

"Envy, can we take tomorrow off?"

"I guess that would be okay. Why do you want to?"

The blonde snuggled closer to Envy.

"I just want to spend some time with you…alone"

Edward tried to hold back his tears, but his attempts failed. Envy held him close, as the blonde cried. Envy knew that he was the source of Edward sorrow, and that was tearing him up inside.

"I'm…I'm so sorry Ed."

Edward shook his head.

"I should be the one apologizing. I'm nothing but a sniveling coward, who hides behind you, too afraid to do anything." He sobbed out.

"Ed, don't talk about yourself that way." Envy held him tighter.

"But, it's all true."

The blonde buried his face into Envy's chest, too ashamed to even look at him. Ed felt Envy place his head on top of his head, and gently stroke his silky mane.

"Ed, look at me, please."

Edward shook his head. Looking back on everything he had gone threw; he noticed that there were thing he could have done differently, ultimately changing the outcome of his life. If only he had opened his mouth and said, 'Al, there's a car coming!' instead off keeping silent, then his little brother would still be alive. If only he had said 'I'm sorry Roy, I'm not that interested in you' instead of being afraid of being alone, then he wouldn't have been abused and raped. Edward could have done a lot of things, but instead, he was too busy crying.

'No, I don't wanna cry anymore.'

Edward sat up, and wiped his tears way.

'I've done too much of that already.'

He looked over at Envy, and smiled.

"I'm sorry for the breakdown." The blonde said.

Envy got himself in a sitting position, and pulled Ed against his body. Edward kissed his cheek, and pressed his head against the sins shoulder.

"I'm so sorry Envy." He whispered.


When morning finally broke, Edward woke up bright and early, to fix Envy breakfast. The sin had declined at first, but Ed gave him 'the pout', so Envy just couldn't say no. Seeing that Wrath was sleeping over at Fletcher's place, Envy and Ed had their couch back. Wrath had said that he wanted to give the two their space, and didn't want to 'intrude' on there 'relationship'. Of course his word had a double meaning. What Wrath was trying to say, was that he didn't want to be kept up all night by Ed and Envy's 'love-making'. But, as long as it was okay with Fletcher's dad, the younger sin could stay. So now, Envy was sitting in the kitchen table, waiting for whatever Ed was making for him. Before the blonde had started cooking, he had given Envy strict rule that he was not allowed to assisted him in anyway. That made Envy very nervous. He knew that Edward could cook, but cooking too many things at once, well, Envy wasn't sure about that. Eggs, bacon, toast, were all cooking at the same time, but Envy made sure to keep a watchful eye.

"…Ed?"

"If it's about breakfast, you can tell me after I'm done." Ed said.

"But Ed-"

"No, Envy it can wait." Ed interrupted.

"BUT THE BACON IS BURNING!" Envy yelled.

Edward quickly turned around, eyes wide. He rushed over to the kitchen cabinet, and pulled out a box of baking-soda(1). Running back over to the burning bacon, he opened the box and pored it over, the now in flames, meat. Once it was extinguished, the blonde sighed. He then felt two arms wrap around his waist, pulling him against Envy's firm chest.

"Come on, let me help."

Edward shook his head.

"No, I wanna do this for you."

Envy kissed the blonde's neck, and smiled.

"Okay, if you insist."


"…wow."

'Wow', is the word uttered when someone get a glimpse of what Ed had cooked. Let's put it this way, nothing on the sins plate was recognizable. Edward smiled, waiting for Envy to eat. After a moment of brief pause, Edward got the message. He lowered his head slightly, and pouted.

"You…you don't like it…do you?" He said in a hurt voice.

Not wanting to disappoint his blonde chibi, Envy got a spoon full of…something, and popped it in his mouth. This action perked up Edward.

"Is it good?" He asked in a cheerful voice.

Envy nodded slowly, trying his best not to gag. Whatever had had put in his mouth, tasted like nothing you could ever imagine. Every chew was like…well it was like….pure hell. Edward noticed the look on his face, and tilted his head in mild curiosity. Ed picked up a fork, and took a bit out of what he had created. As soon as it touched his tongue, he rushed to the bathroom. Vomit, was the first thing he did. Not only did he heave up the nasty piece of…something, he also heaved up what he had eaten the day before. Next, he practically ran over to the sink, and grabbed his tooth brush. Not bothering to put toothpaste on it, Ed began to brush his tongue until it hurt. Seeing that the flavor of the…something was still there, he continued to brush as he walked back into the kitchen.

"Envy, its okay if you want to gag, that crap I made taste terrible."

Nodding, Envy slowly got up and walked to the bathroom. A second later, Edward could hear Envy gagging. A minute after that, Envy emerged form the bathroom, with a toothbrush in his mouth.

"Jesus Ed, what the hell did you make?"

"To tell you the truth, I really don't know." He said, while taking a set on the couch.

Envy sat down next to him, and wrapped his arm around him. Edward chuckled.

"That tasted like something you'd find underneath you're boot." He chuckled again.

"Worse then that." Envy chuckled as well.

Removing the toothbrushes from their mouths, the two started to giggle. Soon enough, their giggling turned into full blown laughter. Both of them doubled-over, and gripped the side of the couch for support; just incase they fell. Edward had to admit, he couldn't cook worth shit! Boil water, he could pull that off. But make a banquet fit for a king, hell no! Once he had stopped laughing, Ed crawled over, and pinned Envy down. The sin had laughed so hard, that he was now turning red. Edward leaned down, and licked Envy neck; stopping the sin's laughter.

"Ed, I've got two word for you, cooking lessons."

The blonde's lips hovered over Envy's, as he spoke.

"Well, you have to teach me sometime."

"Sounds like a plan." Envy said, with a smirk on his face.

Edward roughly pressed his lips against the sins. His hands roamed all over Envy's body, until they come upon the sins dark colored boxers. Hooking his fingers around the elastic, he pulled them down. Envy parted from there kiss, for a split second to say something, but Ed quickly captured his lips again. Envy moaned as he felt Edward grasp his shaft.

'I guess he wants to be on top.' Envy thought.

And he was correct, because the next thing he knew, Edward had removed his hand from around his shift, and had inserted one of his fingers into him. Ed had let go of the sins lips, allowing him to moan out loud. The blonde licked Envy's neck, as he added another finger, stretching him. Envy hissed has Ed added a third; that one was kind of painful. Seeing the pain in his face, Ed removed all three of his digits. As a way to apologize, the blonde placed kisses along Envy's cheek, until he reached his collar-bone.

'He's always apologizing for something.' Envy though.

The sin reached down, and removed the blonde's boxers. Once off, Edward placed his shaft at Envy's entrance. Kissing the sins roughly once again, Edward inserted himself. Envy let out a loud moan, and adjusted himself underneath the blonde. Once Edward was sure Envy was adjusted enough, he began to set a pace. The sin gripped onto the couch-cushion below him. His panting became more consistent, as Edward slammed into him more. Envy gripped onto Edward's shirt as he neared his climax.

Edward entangled his fingers in the sin hair, loving how it felt. He too, was about to reach his end. The blonde pressed his sweat drenched forehead against Envy's. Ed's hot breath felt sensational to Envy. He let out one last moan, as the heat between then increased tenfold. Ed's panting became ragged, and his voice horse from his constant moaning; but it was all worth it. He kissed Envy's forehead, and smirked.

'I love being seme.'

Looking down at Envy, he could see that the sin was nearly asleep.

"Sweet dreams Envy." He whispered.

And with that, Envy fell into a deep slumber.


"E-Envy."

Envy opened his eyes to see Ed, sitting in a corner, hands tightly pressed against his ears. Tears were streaming down his face. The sin looked around, to find that he was in a dimly lit room. He was lying on the floor; the strange thing was, every time he tried to get up, a blinding pain would shot throughout his body.

"Envy"

Edward's voice sounded…frightened, no, something deeper then fright. He spoke with pure terror in his voice. Trying one last time to sit up, Envy got himself into a sitting position on his knees.

"E-Ed, what's wrong?" he asked.

"…you're…you're bleeding." He said sobbing.

Envy was about to protest, but then the blinding pain struck him again. Finally, locating where on his body it was coming from, he placed his hands on his stomach, and cringed. Pulling them back, he found that he was indeed bleeding. He looked over at Edward once again, shock plastered on his face.

"H-how did this happen?"

"Like this."

Envy then felt something jagged, thrust itself into his lower back; he intently began to hack up blood. Looking back, he saw Kimblee, giving him a toothy grin. He tried to speak, but nothing but blood came gushing out of his mouth. Removing the blade, Envy collapsed to the ground.

"I'll see you in hell Envy."

Envy slowly began to slip into everlasting darkness.


Envy jolted forward. He quickly looked around. Upon recognizing his surroundings, he relaxed against the couch cushion. It was then that he noticed that there was a blanket wrapped around him. Chuckling, Envy got up, and took a nice stretch. Once done, he walked into the kitchen, feeling the need to snack on something. Stretching one last time, the sin saw a note with a little smiley face on it. He picked it up, and read it.

Envy,

I've gone out for a little bit, and will be back soon. If you're a little stiff, I'm really sorry about that. Just to let you know, you've been asleep since yesterday. Oh, and since yesterday was Friday, that would make today Saturday. I am writing this note at 10:00 A.M. THAT MEAN DON'T SLEEP THE DAY AWAY LAZY PALM TREE!

-Love Ed.

The sin couldn't help but laugh out loud. He then realized that it was mid-afternoon, which meant Edward had been gone for a couple of hours. Getting concerned, Envy walked out of the kitchen, and was about to throw on some clothes, but someone was knocking on the door. Letting out a sigh of relief, he walked over and answered it.

"See, this is what happens when you-"

He cut himself off mid sentence. The person at the door was not Ed; it was a young boy, holding what looked like a package, poorly wrapped in brown paper.

"Can I help you?"

The kid extended his arms, making it so the package was now in Envy's face. Upon Envy taking it, the boy left. The sin closed the door, and started to open the package. Once open, Envy found that there was a video tape inside of it. Shrugging, he walked over to the TV, and popped it in. He sat on the couch, and waited for the fuzziness on the screen.

"Hello, Envy."

The sin nearly had a heart-attack. Kimblee's ugly mug appeared on the screen, with the same damn smile that he had in Envy's dream. Kimblee shook his head.

"I was so looking forward to you at the train station, Envy. But you didn't show up." He said the last part in a hurt tone.

Sighing, he continued.

"I really hate to do this, but you brought this upon yourself."

The screen faded out for a few seconds, then come back. Once it did, Envy could have sworn his heart stopped. All the color was drained from his face, as he witnessed what was on the screen There sitting on the floor, bound and blindfolded, as not only Edward, but Wrath too. Both of them looked like they were knocked out.

"Now look at what you have done; making theses innocent bystanders suffer for your sins, Envy. But I'm a forgiving kind of guy, so I'll give you one last chance. You have six hours to find where I am, if you don't, they'll be executed."

With that, the tape stopped.


1. Baking-soda: Yeah, it's better to use that to put out grease fires, then water.

E/N: My first chapter done!

Wrath: …you son of a bitch.

Ed: What?

Wrath: WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE DRAGGED INTO THIS?

Ed: Hay, I'm just following DarkTigers notes!

Envy and Wrath: SHE LEFT NOTES?

Ed: Yup.

(Wrath takes him and starts looking them over)

Wrath: Wow, she even has notes for Insanity!

Envy: Really?

Wrath: She even wrote how it ends!

(Envy, Ed, and Wrath look it over)

Ed: …THE HELL? I -spoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoiler-

Envy and Wrath: …damn

Envy: Cheer up Ed. Hay look, she was going to make another fic, I was going to be about -spoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoilerspoiler-

Ed: Say WHAT?

Envy: Might not be as bad as you thing it is.

Ed: No, I mean the part about -spoilerspoilerspoilerspoiler-

Envy: Oh, that…you'll see (smirks)